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User avatar #5 - VikingSharkPANCH (10/30/2012) [-]
No joke I once karate chopped a glass clean in half. The phone rang and I swung around to get it, and my hand swung perfectly, hit my glass, and the top separated from the bottom and landed back on it. Once in a lifetime experience
User avatar #406 to #5 - themastertroller (10/31/2012) [-]
and then you woke up
User avatar #403 to #5 - ewilz (10/30/2012) [-]
BUT WHO WAS PHONE?
User avatar #383 to #5 - Whetstone ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]
A few years ago, I was putting away the dishes and I was thinking about how cool it is that you can sing a note and glass will break. I was thinking about that and all of a sudden a glass in my cabinet exploded into tiny pebble sized pieces.
User avatar #351 to #5 - aabye (10/30/2012) [-]
I once threw my towel, after I've cleaned myself, across the bathroom and the string hit perfectly on the knot.. My life was perfect for like 5 seconds untill i remembered I had homework to do
#316 to #5 - touchmyweinus (10/30/2012) [-]
I once just bitch slapped my glass off my desk and it spilled everywhere. Are you jealous you don't have my skilz?
User avatar #287 to #5 - michin (10/30/2012) [-]
Master.
User avatar #157 to #5 - fluffydildoz (10/30/2012) [-]
I once chopped a house in two parts just to check if my friend was home.
User avatar #148 to #5 - catassassin (10/30/2012) [-]
The other day I was at a buffet style restaurant. I had just gotten a glass of water and I was walking back to the table, when the bottom half of the glass literally just dropped away from the top half. ******* ninjas.
User avatar #402 to #148 - fernand (10/30/2012) [-]
Thats actually more common that you realize. The glass cracks from the stress of rapid contraction from its hot state to a cold state. Mostly happens when waiters pour cold drinks into a glass straight out of the dishwasher.
User avatar #59 to #5 - visualmind (10/30/2012) [-]
i dont believe you actually cut it
your hand just applied pressure at the top part at then it broke at a place with a fraction or something
#146 to #59 - fuckinghashbrown (10/30/2012) [-]
This is the internet, where people come to be happy and then they come across you
User avatar #77 to #59 - shitshitshit (10/30/2012) [-]
let him be happy dammit
#63 to #59 - 4chan refugee (10/30/2012) [-]
Shup up Meg
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