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#5 - VikingSharkPANCH (10/30/2012) [+] (14 replies)

No joke I once karate chopped a glass clean in half. The phone rang and I swung around to get it, and my hand swung perfectly, hit my glass, and the top separated from the bottom and landed back on it. Once in a lifetime experience

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#148 to #5 - catassassin ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]

The other day I was at a buffet style restaurant. I had just gotten a glass of water and I was walking back to the table, when the bottom half of the glass literally just dropped away from the top half. Fucking ninjas.

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#402 to #148 - fernand (10/30/2012) [-]

Thats actually more common that you realize. The glass cracks from the stress of rapid contraction from its hot state to a cold state. Mostly happens when waiters pour cold drinks into a glass straight out of the dishwasher.

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#157 to #5 - fluffydildoz (10/30/2012) [-]

I once chopped a house in two parts just to check if my friend was home.

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#403 to #5 - ewilz (10/30/2012) [-]

BUT WHO WAS PHONE?

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#316 to #5 - touchmyweinus (10/30/2012) [-]

I once just bitch slapped my glass off my desk and it spilled everywhere. Are you jealous you don't have my skilz?

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#351 to #5 - aabye (10/30/2012) [-]

I once threw my towel, after I've cleaned myself, across the bathroom and the string hit perfectly on the knot.. My life was perfect for like 5 seconds untill i remembered I had homework to do

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#406 to #5 - themastertroller (10/31/2012) [-]

and then you woke up

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#383 to #5 - Whetstone (10/30/2012) [-]

A few years ago, I was putting away the dishes and I was thinking about how cool it is that you can sing a note and glass will break. I was thinking about that and all of a sudden a glass in my cabinet exploded into tiny pebble sized pieces.

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#287 to #5 - michin (10/30/2012) [-]

Master.

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#59 to #5 - visualmind (10/30/2012) [-]

i dont believe you actually cut it
your hand just applied pressure at the top part at then it broke at a place with a fraction or something

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#63 to #59 - N. Korean citizen (10/30/2012) [-]

Shup up Meg

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#77 to #59 - shitshitshit (10/30/2012) [-]

let him be happy dammit

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#146 to #59 - fuckinghashbrown (10/30/2012) [-]

This is the internet, where people come to be happy and then they come across you

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#14 - derpmageddon (10/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)

Physics glitch time!

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#24 to #14 - Tatou (10/30/2012) [-]

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#60 to #24 - watchme (10/30/2012) [-]

Reminds me of the gif of the little kid kicking a football and just tipping over.
Good times..

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#80 to #60 - doctorlean **User deleted account** (10/30/2012) [-]

cement soccer ball.

GOOD FUCKING TIMES.

This is also what I thought about effeminately after I saw his gif as well.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4eb86jli4w

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#116 to #80 - bensho (10/30/2012) [-]

The fucking audio is satanic.

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#92 to #14 - heartlessrobot (10/30/2012) [-]

Well, that's an easy one. The brick, bat, hammer, and bowling ball were made in china, while the vase, glass, lightbulb, and egg were made in Germany.

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#360 to #14 - ompalomper (10/30/2012) [-]

hello?
yes this is god.
physics are doing WHAT?
looks like a glitch

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#81 to #14 - ertu (10/30/2012) [-]

Source please!

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#56 - forkzrule (10/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)

Shouldn't the carpet be absorbing the water? O.o

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#123 to #56 - weediemaan (10/30/2012) [-]

he's got so much jizz absorbed in that carpet it can't absorb more liquids now

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#57 to #56 - drainbramage (10/30/2012) [-]

Probably, but if the glass was full when it fell then all is well.

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#108 to #56 - kaitheguy (10/30/2012) [-]

yes, but there is probably a transparent cover over the opening of the glass

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#120 to #108 - pheonixrevolver ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]

Physics is kill
no

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#121 to #120 - kaitheguy (10/30/2012) [-]

yes

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#117 - logiblack (10/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)

Now let's just raise the glass and see what ha -

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#118 to #117 - logiblack (10/30/2012) [-]

- SHIT!

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#131 to #118 - dawggz (10/30/2012) [-]

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#272 to #118 - N. Korean citizen (10/30/2012) [-]

can someone explain the joke please?

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#321 to #272 - jonntyy (10/30/2012) [-]

He's saying as he lifts the glass of water up off the floor it creates a hurricane... Hurricane sandy.

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#39 - freshbakedrolls ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]

video or it didnt happen.

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#2 - N. Korean citizen (10/29/2012) [+] (4 replies)

The water would soak into the carpet, would it not?

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#32 to #2 - N. Korean citizen (10/30/2012) [-]

but it would leave enough time for him to take the picture

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#8 to #2 - joshuamckane (10/30/2012) [-]

It is

its the whole water reflection thing.It justs affects our view of the glass and angle he took the pic at.it cut the wet carpet out

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#4 to #2 - theotherchosenone (10/30/2012) [-]

WRONG! what you are looking at is not carpet, but rather polar bear hide.

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#129 - lolfire (10/30/2012) [-]

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#252 - cnyeguy (10/30/2012) [-]

Did you try turning it off, then on again?

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#318 - dishesaredone (10/30/2012) [+] (6 replies)

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#319 to #318 - shredmaster (10/30/2012) [-]

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#328 to #319 - anonsoftomarroww **User deleted account** (10/30/2012) [-]

People like you are the reason why we don't have OC on the front page.

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#331 to #328 - shredmaster (10/30/2012) [-]

Ever try checking newest uploads instead of just lazily combing the front page?

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#332 to #331 - anonsoftomarroww **User deleted account** (10/30/2012) [-]

Yup, and yes I do thumb up OC and thumb down reposts.

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#334 to #332 - shredmaster (10/30/2012) [-]

So, you thumb up OC for being OC? Who cares if it's funny, if it's OC thumb it up u guise!

Also, has it ever occurred to you that not every single person on the Internet has seen something that is a repost to you?

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#335 to #334 - anonsoftomarroww **User deleted account** (10/30/2012) [-]

Even if I see something I haven't before and I find out it's a repost, I thumb it down. And no, I don't thumb up OC just because it's OC. Perhaps I should have said, "funny OC". So, I don't give two shits if someone hasn't seen it before. If they know it's a repost maybe they should thumb it down instead of giving false credit to a lazy punk who stole the work.

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#228 - lordmoldywart (10/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)

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#233 to #228 - dragonhorn (10/30/2012) [-]

That awkward moment when a comment is better than the original content and hasn't been posted 100 times.

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#142 - kramon (10/30/2012) [-]

Fuck Yeah Physics!

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#106 - bitchplzzz (10/30/2012) [+] (7 replies)

Try and get your dick under there without it spilling.

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#114 to #106 - JohnTheRipper (10/30/2012) [-]

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#119 to #106 - englman (10/30/2012) [-]

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#110 to #106 - fillyfel (10/30/2012) [-]

wut

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#111 to #110 - bitchplzzz (10/30/2012) [-]

wut

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#112 to #111 - fillyfel (10/30/2012) [-]

in the butt

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#122 to #112 - lube ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]

I see what you did there.

And it made me crease up!

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#242 to #106 - itsmewaffle (10/30/2012) [-]

Shouldn't be too hard for op considering his dick is so tiny.

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#62 - arbazio (10/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)

What if it's a glitch in the Matrix?

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#79 to #62 - Kaii (10/30/2012) [-]

Then there is no glass. Nor water.

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#166 - saxxophone (10/30/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Don't worry, that will get fixed in the next patch

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#256 to #166 - N. Korean citizen (10/30/2012) [-]

>making comment
>basically, what you said (without pic)
>see pic (reply box covering the comment)
>type out entire comment before looking at yours
>sees your comment
>backspaces slowly...

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#220 to #166 - smilestogo (10/30/2012) [-]

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#161 - steinarsn (10/30/2012) [+] (4 replies)

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#174 to #161 - Dairycow (10/30/2012) [-]

i dont get the gif? someone explain

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#179 to #174 - toasthemost (10/30/2012) [-]

the butter side of toast is always meant to lie face down like in the gif, and cats are meant to land on their feet all the time, so this guy taped them together making them just float there when he dropped them

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#310 to #179 - theseventhalias ONLINE (10/30/2012) [-]

What if you butter both sides of the toast?

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#175 to #174 - N. Korean citizen (10/30/2012) [-]

Cats always land on their back
Toast allways lands butter-side down
Buttered toast on the back of a cat creates a spinning mess near the ground

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#70 - haveagoodone (10/30/2012) [+] (8 replies)

Yeah, God told me about this, he said he's sorry and the patch is coming out soon.
Does no one else read the dev blog?

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#73 to #70 - endface (10/30/2012) [-]

I un-followed him a couple years back. He's kind of a douche and I got tired of all his political bullshit.

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#74 to #73 - haveagoodone (10/30/2012) [-]

inb4 this turns into a religion vs atheist thread

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#75 to #74 - endface (10/30/2012) [-]

And before people realize it's a joke.

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#83 to #75 - jibbablabba (10/30/2012) [-]

endface you and haveagoodone made my day. best laugh i've had in a while.

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#84 to #83 - endface (10/30/2012) [-]

A man can only do what he can.

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#150 to #84 - haveagoodone (10/30/2012) [-]

except haveagoodone can do far more

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#152 to #150 - endface (10/30/2012) [-]

Why, are you not a man?

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#153 to #152 - haveagoodone (10/30/2012) [-]

i'm no man

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#168 - pocketstooheavy (10/30/2012) [+] (5 replies)

Guys, this is CLEARLY fake. The material underneath the water (and holding it in) is a porous material. The water would leak in.

But nice work with the intelligence guys.

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#170 to #168 - N. Korean citizen (10/30/2012) [-]

It is leaking in, you can see the carpet under it is darker

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#173 to #170 - N. Korean citizen (10/30/2012) [-]

it would be worse than that anon. fucking stupid ass troll anon

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#185 to #173 - N. Korean citizen (10/30/2012) [-]

You're anon, I'm anon, he's anon...

We're all anon

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#188 to #185 - LookinHereWhy (10/30/2012) [-]

I'm not anon.

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#225 to #188 - N. Korean citizen (10/30/2012) [-]

Then fuck you.

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#104 - frysfrys (10/30/2012) [+] (3 replies)

I knocked myself off the table but why is I still apple?

Wat - 100

Christian - 0

Athiest - 0

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#115 to #104 - JohnTheRipper (10/30/2012) [-]

If god isnt real then how zip zop zoobity bop?

Cosby- 28

Christian- 0

Atheist- .001

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#169 to #104 - shadsword (10/30/2012) [-]

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#107 to #104 - dickbewt (10/30/2012) [-]

You wouldn't believe how much I laughed at this.
And it's not even funny.

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