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xxkelevraxx (10/30/2012) [-]
>You type up resume for a job.
>Nothing is capitalized, at all.
>Employer sees this.
>Ihinks it's written by a 10 year old.
> He laughs, and tosses your application and resume in the garbage.
>This happens a lot.
>You never get called or any interview for a job by anyone.
>You're a broke, jobless loser who trolls the internet.
>Family loses all respect for you and you soon do too.
>You're soon found naked, dead, hanging from your doorknob from a failed self erotic asphyxiation attempt
>Don't end up dead from a failled self erotic asphyxiation attempt and learn to use correct grammar
>Nothing is capitalized, at all.
>Employer sees this.
>Ihinks it's written by a 10 year old.
> He laughs, and tosses your application and resume in the garbage.
>This happens a lot.
>You never get called or any interview for a job by anyone.
>You're a broke, jobless loser who trolls the internet.
>Family loses all respect for you and you soon do too.
>You're soon found naked, dead, hanging from your doorknob from a failed self erotic asphyxiation attempt
>Don't end up dead from a failled self erotic asphyxiation attempt and learn to use correct grammar
"because not capitalizing word mean no success in life" It says life, meaning every aspect of life. Unless your life is nothing but the internet then me implying what I did was 100% correct. Life, to me, means job, family, living OUTSIDE the internet. the internet is a past time, not life.
I'm enjoying my time before I go to work. Besides, since when did I become a hypocrite? You said I implied some things so I proved that I only took what you said in correct context and offered a reason why you could possibly mean it in another way than the way it was presented. I didn't judge your life, just breaking down the information you supplied and offered a reasonable scenario. that being said, I need to get dressed for work. have to be there soon. Later!
Industrialized society will expect the highest of it's people, and basic grammar is one of the first steps towards a better life. It may not seem like much, but it makes a giant impact on your life. If you were to not follow the laws of written language, society will constantly hammer in the fact that you need to learn it. Society will stop you from ascending in life.
Or you could just go deal drugs or some shit. Your life, dude.
Or you could just go deal drugs or some shit. Your life, dude.
valid point, but have you considered that this place is just a mere funny site?
not somekind of job vacancy?
i fail to see why i should use proper spelling
if society at internet think i'm 12 y'old because of my grammar/spelling
that's cool, we are here just for fun anyway
not somekind of job vacancy?
i fail to see why i should use proper spelling
if society at internet think i'm 12 y'old because of my grammar/spelling
that's cool, we are here just for fun anyway
You could have enlightened us to the fact that you only do this on the internet.
Now, before you go all "it was implied" on me, let me tell you this.
Never underestimate others over the internet. There are people that are just that stupid as to not capitalize anything ever. You'll have to excuse me for thinking you were one of them.
Now, before you go all "it was implied" on me, let me tell you this.
Never underestimate others over the internet. There are people that are just that stupid as to not capitalize anything ever. You'll have to excuse me for thinking you were one of them.