Hurricane Sandy - (template in desc)

What the fuck did you just fucking say, Hurricane Sandy? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Hurricane studies and meteorology, and I’ve been involved in numerous Hurricane and storm reports, and I have over 300 confirmed reports on Hurricanes. I am trained in weather analysis and I’m the top meteorologist in the entire US news force. You are nothing to me but just another hurricane. I will report the fuck out of you with precision of your path the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with tearing apart a few cities huh? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of meteorologist across the USA and your path is being traced right now so you better prepare for the reports, maggot. The reports that wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your hurricane life-span. You’re fucking being reported Sandy. I can give out news and warnings anywhere, anytime, and I can give out alerts about you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed meteorology, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States news channels and I will use it to its full extent to give out alerts about you, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “destruction" was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will report all about you and you will drown in it. You’re being on the news, kiddo

i think this is my only change to use this

This picture doesn't have an punchline
only a trampoline

Trampoline, go home you're drunk

**boldham rolled a random image posted in comment #59 at how bout a nice hot cup of fire ants ** I CAN DREAM, HAROLD!

go home trampoline...you're drunk

probably just jumped up there.

**austinschut rolls 3,839**

All I can think of is that youtube video of the asian screaming "Ooooh my god trampreen trampreen!"

I'm lazy, so somebody make a "Don't touch the lava" version?

**ghancc rolled a random image posted in comment #1121615 at Item Discussion ** i found this in my power lines this morning

This is in my city ! :D

**tommybb rolls 51**