Leaving your car unlocked in Canada.... tags are liars.. Actually my car was robbed in Canada, and all they stole was coffee. ur ugly
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#2 - AnDrEwInBoLiVaR (10/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Actually my car was robbed in Canada, and all they stole was coffee.
User avatar #17 - foelkera (10/29/2012) [+] (9 replies)
One of them has a spray bottle of cleaning fluid. If you unlock your car in Canada, complete strangers wash it for you.
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#26 - awesomebubbles (10/29/2012) [+] (31 replies)
Because that is definitley a Canadian stop sign.
#48 to #26 - fukkentyranitar (10/29/2012) [-]
We speak english here if thats what your getting at.
User avatar #13 - AliCattLovee (10/29/2012) [+] (18 replies)
Actually, car break-ins in Canada are just like anywhere else, they will literally take everything. Including your floor mats.
User avatar #95 - seventh (10/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
>I went to Paris last week.
>I was wearing a pair of camouflage pants.
>Some Frenchman starts to yell at me for no apparent reason.
>He sees my trousers and starts to panic
>He gets on his knees and puts his hands behind his head, crying and moaning 'je suis desole' over and over
>A couple of other French people see this and they also surrender
>The French police arrive and they surrender also
>A French counter-terrorism team rappels out of a helicopter, but surrenders once they see me.
>A french diplomatic team turns up to try and negotiate a peace, but they surrender too
>The president turned up in a limo
>He gets out, takes the French flag off of his car and tears of the blue and red strips, leaving him with a white rag which he keeps waving around
> ...I accidentally captured Paris...
User avatar #43 - reican (10/29/2012) [-]
They remove the body from the trunk and clean up the mess, nice of them
#37 - DrollHumor (10/29/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I am tempted to do this but I'm afraid I'll get shot.
User avatar #21 - seveer (10/29/2012) [+] (7 replies)
A neighborhood in Surrey (near Vancouver) was actually the car-jacking capital of North America at one point ...
User avatar #52 - bigbeaufort ONLINE (10/29/2012) [-]
They turn your car into a prius?!?!?!
#20 - anonymous (10/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I've had a few canadian friends who moved to my hometown in the US. Nice people, just like most people around here.
Then I met a canadian on vacation in Yellowstone. He was an asshole. This is why I don't trust stereotypes.
User avatar #32 to #20 - MotherFuckingTobi (10/29/2012) [-]
he must've been French Canadian
#60 - hassanane (10/29/2012) [-]
Dirty Mike and the Boys.
#81 - lcdrdata (10/29/2012) [-]
A woman's car was broken into in my neighborhood, all they did was rearrange stuff. They neatly stacked all of the things they were going to steal on her passenger seat, with a note that said "I AM SORRY".
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#125 - nannerpus (10/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
no thats not what happens if you run into these greasy canucks
#10 - jthmdave **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#148 - trollzorr (10/30/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Im canadian I embrace and laugh at the stereo types but this is a good thing id rather have a free car wash rather then stealing anyday
User avatar #7 - tonkkax (10/29/2012) [-]
I bet the owner is actually inside letting people take his stuff.

Canadian hospitality.
User avatar #4 - chaosandmadness (10/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
are they... cleaning...it?
User avatar #123 - katypower (10/29/2012) [+] (47 replies)
I'm offensive and I find this Canadian.
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