# sadwhich math

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You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol

Question to discuss:

Why do sandwiches taste better when cut

into triangles?

You: Simple.

Stranger: OH MY GOD

Stranger: realisation

Stranger: holy ****

Stranger: your right

Stranger: this is life changing

You: Triangular food is more geometrically solid than

rectangular food.

You: Think of it like this.

Stranger: GD

You: The angles on your sandwich are 45/ 45/ 90

You: As it forms a perfect right traingle.

You: These numbers, as we all know, add up to 18th

You: Now, what we do here is look at the division of

180 by 45.

You: Giving us 4.

You: We' ll assign it to X here.

You: Now we look at a rectangular sandwich.

You: Four 90 angles, forming a total of 360,

You: Elma more, we divide 360 by 90, giving us it

again.

You: Here, however, we must look at something else.

You: Because all the angles are equal in the

rectangular sandwich, we have it equal angles.

You: Whereas in the triangular, only two angles are

equal

You: So, now we take our}; value and divide it by fir.

You: Giving us fir.

You: We' ll take the X value again (We know

You: And divide by the four equal angles of the

rectangular sandwich.

You: Giving us 1.

You: We now assign these values to numerical slots.

You: And R (for rectangular value) = 1

You: Looking at a pure taste ratio by these numbers,

we see that T is twice that of R.

You: Meaning that triangular sandwich halves are, by

their mathematical nature, twice as delicious as

rectangular halves.

Stranger: wow

Stranger: *claps*

Stranger: bravo

Stranger: GP

Stranger: I hope you screen capped this

You: If only. This could be a legend my friend. Take the

glory for yourself.

You: Go forth with this screencap. Post it around the

interwebs. Spread the joyous news.

Stranger: I will do

Stranger: with honor

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol

Question to discuss:

Why do sandwiches taste better when cut

into triangles?

You: Simple.

Stranger: OH MY GOD

Stranger: realisation

Stranger: holy ****

Stranger: your right

Stranger: this is life changing

You: Triangular food is more geometrically solid than

rectangular food.

You: Think of it like this.

Stranger: GD

You: The angles on your sandwich are 45/ 45/ 90

You: As it forms a perfect right traingle.

You: These numbers, as we all know, add up to 18th

You: Now, what we do here is look at the division of

180 by 45.

You: Giving us 4.

You: We' ll assign it to X here.

You: Now we look at a rectangular sandwich.

You: Four 90 angles, forming a total of 360,

You: Elma more, we divide 360 by 90, giving us it

again.

You: Here, however, we must look at something else.

You: Because all the angles are equal in the

rectangular sandwich, we have it equal angles.

You: Whereas in the triangular, only two angles are

equal

You: So, now we take our}; value and divide it by fir.

You: Giving us fir.

You: We' ll take the X value again (We know

You: And divide by the four equal angles of the

rectangular sandwich.

You: Giving us 1.

You: We now assign these values to numerical slots.

You: And R (for rectangular value) = 1

You: Looking at a pure taste ratio by these numbers,

we see that T is twice that of R.

You: Meaning that triangular sandwich halves are, by

their mathematical nature, twice as delicious as

rectangular halves.

Stranger: wow

Stranger: *claps*

Stranger: bravo

Stranger: GP

Stranger: I hope you screen capped this

You: If only. This could be a legend my friend. Take the

glory for yourself.

You: Go forth with this screencap. Post it around the

interwebs. Spread the joyous news.

Stranger: I will do

Stranger: with honor

Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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