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sadwhich math

ll,!?,, omegle Talk to stranger's
You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Question to discuss:
Why do sandwiches taste better when cut
into triangles?
You: Simple.
Stranger: OH MY GOD
Stranger: realisation
Stranger: holy ****
Stranger: your right
Stranger: this is life changing
You: Triangular food is more geometrically solid than
rectangular food.
You: Think of it like this.
Stranger: GD
You: The angles on your sandwich are 45/ 45/ 90
You: As it forms a perfect right traingle.
You: These numbers, as we all know, add up to 18th
You: Now, what we do here is look at the division of
180 by 45.
You: Giving us 4.
You: We' ll assign it to X here.
You: Now we look at a rectangular sandwich.
You: Four 90 angles, forming a total of 360,
You: Elma more, we divide 360 by 90, giving us it
again.
You: Here, however, we must look at something else.
You: Because all the angles are equal in the
rectangular sandwich, we have it equal angles.
You: Whereas in the triangular, only two angles are
equal
You: So, now we take our}; value and divide it by fir.
You: Giving us fir.
You: We' ll take the X value again (We know
You: And divide by the four equal angles of the
rectangular sandwich.
You: Giving us 1.
You: We now assign these values to numerical slots.
You: And R (for rectangular value) = 1
You: Looking at a pure taste ratio by these numbers,
we see that T is twice that of R.
You: Meaning that triangular sandwich halves are, by
their mathematical nature, twice as delicious as
rectangular halves.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: *claps*
Stranger: bravo
Stranger: GP
Stranger: I hope you screen capped this
You: If only. This could be a legend my friend. Take the
glory for yourself.
You: Go forth with this screencap. Post it around the
interwebs. Spread the joyous news.
Stranger: I will do
Stranger: with honor
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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#2 - Cheyne (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
> Tells stranger take screencap and take glory

>Takes screencap himself.
#16 - gereorth (10/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You are an asshole! You posted it yourself! HOW DAAAARRE YOOUU!!
You are an asshole! You posted it yourself! HOW DAAAARRE YOOUU!!
#23 - zers (10/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>You: Go forth with this screencap. Post it around the interwebs. Spread the joyous news.
>You: Go forth with this screencap. Post it around the interwebs.
>You: Go forth with this screencap.
>You
mfw OP just told someone to spread this around then used it himself
#18 - tehcreepinone (10/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#1 - rollingzeros (10/28/2012) [-]
inb4 the one who took the screenshot was op.
User avatar #44 - aaaar (10/29/2012) [-]
And then he screencapped it himself anyway to take all the glory for himself
User avatar #14 - huzibizi (10/29/2012) [-]
sandwiches taste nicer when they are cut into triangles because there's no crust on one side
#40 - peyko (10/29/2012) [+] (9 replies)
**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #1424927 at MLP Friendly Board ** Sadwich anyone?
**peyko rolled a random image posted in comment #1424927 at MLP Friendly Board ** Sadwich anyone?
#21 - dinosauraids (10/29/2012) [+] (1 reply)
**dinosauraids rolled a random image posted in comment #93642 at Pokemon ** God you both sound like such faggots at the end.

HURR I HOPE YOU SCREEN CAPPED THIS HURR
TAKE DUR GLURY FOH URSELF

LOLOLOLXDDDDD
#38 - doctorhorrible (10/29/2012) [-]
Its RIGHT there in the content -.-
User avatar #27 - esmebuffay (10/29/2012) [-]
A kid in my kindergarten class said if my mom didn't cut my sandwiches into triangle she didn't love me.
#4 - highfocus (10/29/2012) [+] (2 replies)
more edgy parts (circled where it's most fun to bite)

6>4
+3
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#60 - CarlitoBurrito (10/29/2012) [-]
Aww. How cute. Someone learned how to repost from me. Good for you!   
Proof: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3562132/Sandwich+Math/
Aww. How cute. Someone learned how to repost from me. Good for you!
Proof: www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3562132/Sandwich+Math/
#58 - Nameloc (10/29/2012) [-]
And then there are conversations like this.
User avatar #48 - TrekieTwo (10/29/2012) [-]
Wow, I never thought this would get reposted.
Oh well here are both the original posts.
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3562146/Omegle+can+be+awesome+sometimes/
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/3562132/Sandwich+Math/
#42 - ubermaster (10/29/2012) [-]
**ubermaster rolled a random image posted in comment #120 at Not real, eh..? ** but of course!
**ubermaster rolled a random image posted in comment #120 at Not real, eh..? ** but of course!
#37 - displacewtf (10/29/2012) [-]
But... the REAL reason behind the triangular sandwich tasting better than the rectangular sandwich is because of the missing corners. Think about it.
#5 - skybluetroll (10/29/2012) [+] (6 replies)
That ******* wrong. Typical bread is not square, but a rectangle which means the sandwich is a rectangle. If you cut thE sandwich from one corner to the opposite corner, the angles will be 90, x, and 90-x. X is not fourth five. The angles would Only be 45 if it were a square.

Geometry mother ****** .
#9 to #6 - skybluetroll (10/29/2012) [-]
Still wouldn't be a square
#31 - anonymous (10/29/2012) [-]
you simple bastard!

HUR 180/45=4

DUR 360/90=4

See the number 4 again.

Who ever didn't realize the knob just doubled his values is just.. dumb.
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