Stormcloaks: 1. .. Talos is cool and all...but I really hate Heimskr Stormcloaks: 1 Talos is cool and all but I really hate Heimskr
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#11 - ascendedwings
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(10/29/2012) [-]
Talos is cool and all...but I really ******* hate Heimskr
User avatar #16 to #11 - brutusantony
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i went in my house, turned into a werewolf, left the house and killed him...then i ran outside and waited until i went back to normal....didn't have to listen to him anymore
User avatar #17 to #11 - secondlawprevails
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Poison arrow from the shadows under the stairs.
User avatar #41 to #11 - theshadowed
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I waited until he went into the Bannered Mare, and shot an arrow into that son of a bitch's head from the kitchen.
User avatar #48 to #11 - mvainer
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cast fireball at him, watched him embrace kynareth as he flew past the plains district
#27 to #11 - garrettjacobsen
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I shot an arrow into his throat in broad daylight.
In front of children.
I proceeded to escape prison and become a werewolf, the feasted upon his corpse.
User avatar #46 - Ivandrago
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Why do people think more about politics in Skyrim than in real life?
#97 to #46 - forkzrule
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M'aiq, 2012.
User avatar #72 to #46 - CrowbarNinja
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Vote for dovahkiin; I'll out my fus up every dragons ass.
User avatar #63 to #46 - Marker
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Politics in Skyrim make more sense.
User avatar #58 to #46 - kyrozor
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Skyrim is better.
User avatar #7 - tehskyizblue
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(10/29/2012) [-]
If Talos isn't a god then how come in oblivion when you're supposed to use the blood of a god, The blood of Tiber Septim (A.k.a. Talos) worked just fine!? Your move Thalmor!
#45 - yuknowherpderp
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User avatar #73 to #45 - spikethepony
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Have you been listening to the teachings of Spode, or the false demon known as the God Who Will Come?
#94 to #73 - anon id: ec45c930
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We have begun instituting a non believers tax that'll be 4636215 sporebucks or we will start a war against your much stronger people!
User avatar #96 to #94 - spikethepony
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Meh. Not in the mood for war right now. Way too much spice to trade.
User avatar #47 to #45 - enorus
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yes
User avatar #67 to #47 - hankhillofthe
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spoder man iz spoder

no
#3 - orton **User deleted account**
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User avatar #12 to #3 - heartlessrobot
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Join the Imperials. One of the Stormcloaks missions make one of the Daedric artifacts unobtainable.
User avatar #8 to #3 - zezenzerg
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if i could leave skyrim they would be extinct already. oh well, guess i have to wait for elder scrolls online.
#6 to #3 - thumbpadawan
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Hope this makes it easier for you
User avatar #14 to #3 - dikslapping
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(10/29/2012) [-]
When you go into the Thalmor Embassy mission and you get the dossier out of the chest get all of them and read the one on Ulfric Stormcloak. You will always pick the empire.
User avatar #62 to #14 - techketzer
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"A Stormcloak victory is also to be avoided, however, so even indirect aid to the Stormcloaks must be carefully managed."

No better way to **** over the Thalmor than to make their own gambits blow up into their faces.
User avatar #39 to #14 - serotonin
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....What? Talos damn I missed it
User avatar #49 to #39 - flyingwhale
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he's a sleeper agent and the longer he continues the war and the empire is weakened,the better for the thalmor
#50 to #49 - serotonin
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I knew that I made right descision when I joined Legion. After dragons are dead I will introduce him to my little friend here.
User avatar #54 to #50 - flyingwhale
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User avatar #60 to #54 - serotonin
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I found it on my own. Well it says that he uncooperative....but that wont save him. I was against rebelion to start with.
#61 to #60 - flyingwhale
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i regretted joining the stormcloaks when it was too late...
but,i can always kill them all
#56 to #54 - flyingwhale
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is*
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User avatar #19 to #18 - dikslapping
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Yeah it happened to me too. I was wishing I could share it with the other stormcloaks. But the game won't let me
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User avatar #31 to #21 - roflsaucer
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I really wouldn't call Ulfric noble. He seem's like either A. A kid throwing a tantrum because he got his candy taken, or B. Some idiot shouting at something he doesn't understand.
User avatar #22 to #21 - dikslapping
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Yes but he destroys everything he stands for you are getting him to die as a hero by killing him instead of him dying as a traitor of skyrim.
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User avatar #26 to #25 - dikslapping
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If it gets out, after he is king of skyrim and it is falling into shambles, that the Thalmor would only succeed with his rise to the throne he will be shunned and branded a traitor for no fault of his own. Sorry I always imagine What happens further down the story line after the game has ended.
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#5 to #3 - sanepane
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Hardly! The Empire hates the Thalmor just as much as any stormcloak, they simply need time to recuperate and consolidate their forces before victory against the Thalmor becomes an option. If the Thalmor are ever to be beaten, it's by a unified Empire, not by a collection of splintered nations who distrust each other.
#42 to #5 - cauhgon
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I like to imagine that, after the events of Skyrim, the dragonborn will use his victory over the stormcloaks, and his assassination of the Emperor, to establish a new line of Dragonborn emperors, and shout the thalmor back to where they came from. That's my reason for siding with the Empire.
User avatar #70 - Marker
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Time to poke more holes in Thalmor logic:
By banning the worship of Talos, they are going against the will of the other Eight Divines who made him into a god.
User avatar #89 to #70 - dustyshane
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I really ******* hate to do this, but...

It works like that in real religion too.

"thou shall not kill"

Starts Crusades.
User avatar #99 to #89 - Marker
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Elder Scrolls religion makes more sense than real life religion. I'd choose Sheogorath over God any day.
#90 to #70 - lmh
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they try to unmake the gods, so i don't think pissing them off would be an important matter to them.
#13 - beatmasterz
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I can't wait until I get Skyrim wednesday and understand those jokes!
I can't wait until I get Skyrim wednesday and understand those jokes!
User avatar #76 to #13 - skinless
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prepare to be isolated and lose you're social life
User avatar #78 to #76 - beatmasterz
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I lost that a few years ago so I'm good.
#64 - warlockrichard
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#91 to #64 - lmh
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User avatar #57 - serotonin
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Aventus Aretino wants Grelod the Kind dead. You kill her
Dovahkiin: 1
Dark Brotherhood: 0
#4 - sanepane
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Blessing gives 20% reduced times for Shout cooldowns.
Dragonborn, graybeards and select few are the only ones who know how to Shout.
To the everyday worshipper this proves very little, as they get nothing out of the blessing.