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#16 - Icedangel
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(10/29/2012) [-]
One time, I went to the doctors office to get my ears looked at. I managed to fracture my leg hopping off the little step on the examination table.

So then my legs gets put in a boot. While I'm driving to school one day the boot gets stuck under my break and causes me to T-bone a lady at an intersection cause I couldn't stop.

Second trip to the hospital in a week (I'm on first name basis with the staff.. have my doctors personal number on speed dial.)

Everyones okay, but I'm really bummed. My parents take me to the store in our truck. I put my booted leg up on the dash to keep it elevated. Somehow manage to crack the windshield of the truck.

Feel REALLY ****** now. Parents take pitty on me, buy me a game I've been waiting months to play. Take it home, hobble upstairs to play the game . Put it in my Xbox.

Red ring of death.

Next day, try to open a can of soup. Slice finger open on lid. ER doctors laugh at me now. I have a dedicated ER room.

All this within two weeks. MFW raging at the universe.
#39 to #16 - bullbrigade
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Driving with a fractured leg in a protective boot? What were you thinking?
User avatar #45 to #39 - Icedangel
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My doctor Ok'ed it since the leg was my left leg and can be held away from the pedals.

It just slipped.
User avatar #27 to #16 - MegaAwesomeSauce
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(10/29/2012) [-]
Ha
User avatar #28 to #16 - thatscrewedupkid
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dude that sucks, i have had 3 red ring consoles but nothing can compare to this. i have no picture that suits this but atleast it cant get much worse. can it?
#52 to #16 - wrpen
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Dude...

How the hell did you fracture your leg?
User avatar #63 to #52 - Icedangel
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Well, I hopped down from the step and my ankle rolled inwards at landing, meaning the bone hit the tile. It wasn't a big fracture, but I still had to be booted/crutched for a bit.
User avatar #76 to #16 - weazr
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(10/29/2012) [-]
*Slow clap*
#29 to #16 - averagesol
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(10/29/2012) [-]
You as the bottom panel?
So unlucky, dont know how you got cursed for those two weeks
User avatar #46 to #29 - Icedangel
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(10/29/2012) [-]
The universe hates me.

On the plus side, the sliced finger looks like a shark now.
User avatar #30 to #16 - CRONIK
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(10/29/2012) [-]
And I thought I was having bad like
my wifi adapter broke
my sound systems broke
my phone is hardbricked
my ps3 has yylod
and my gpu broke
******* electronics
#26 to #16 - phantos
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(10/29/2012) [-]
About four months ago I go to the E.R. because I had shortness of breath.  Turned out it was cancer.  I get hospitalized to get fluid removed from chest.  Get a chest tube inserted.  Get back from the operation room and ask for my Ipod and it was stolen.  One day later I get a blood clot in my shoulder and the chest tube clogs, so i have to get a larger one.   
   
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About four months ago I go to the E.R. because I had shortness of breath. Turned out it was cancer. I get hospitalized to get fluid removed from chest. Get a chest tube inserted. Get back from the operation room and ask for my Ipod and it was stolen. One day later I get a blood clot in my shoulder and the chest tube clogs, so i have to get a larger one.

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#23 to #16 - jamesrustler
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(10/29/2012) [-]
Meanwhile, on the highway to the hospital during your next trip.
User avatar #24 to #23 - grimhound
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Dude, Why?! why would you curse him like that?!
#51 - swegameboy
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(10/29/2012) [-]
Lol consoles
#62 to #51 - derpmageddon
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#70 to #51 - heartlessrobot
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If they're so glorious, why not buy a PC and a game system? Only peasants can't afford both.
User avatar #86 to #70 - swegameboy
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(10/29/2012) [-]
But i have all off the systems
User avatar #87 to #86 - heartlessrobot
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(10/29/2012) [-]
Good. Now stuff them in giant condoms and insert them into your anus.
User avatar #88 to #87 - swegameboy
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(10/29/2012) [-]
Why not one ginormus condom
User avatar #89 to #88 - heartlessrobot
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(10/29/2012) [-]
Because, condoms for t-rexs are more expensive than condoms for elephants.
User avatar #90 to #89 - swegameboy
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But then i would have too buy many condoms not just one
User avatar #92 to #90 - heartlessrobot
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(10/30/2012) [-]
Do you have the pics yet?
User avatar #91 to #90 - heartlessrobot
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(10/29/2012) [-]
Ok, fine, just shove them in your ass already. I'll be expecting pics.
#61 to #51 - terrorrizor
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(10/29/2012) [-]
i just want to know what kind of assholes have white hair and yellow bodies.
#68 to #61 - thepyras
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(10/29/2012) [-]
This kind.
User avatar #12 - olesc
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(10/29/2012) [-]
PS3 - YLOD
XBOX - RROD
#25 to #12 - grimhound
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User avatar #18 - inoland
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i got the ylod (yellow light of death) on christmas eve
User avatar #42 to #18 - dirigiblequixote
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(10/29/2012) [-]
. . . that's horrible . . .
#59 - azroth
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(10/29/2012) [-]
i don't get why people compare and argue about the power of the 360 and PS3.. a developer wouldn't create a game that either console couldn't handle, so why complain
#40 - evilklown
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My Friend played on his PS3 in such a small hot room so much, he got the YLOD. When he sent it off to get fixed, it turned out the HDD melted... He bought an Xbox and two days later his PS3 started working again. After 2 weeks of playing on it, he got the YLOD AGAIN! Same thing, the HDD melted. Then, two days later his Xbox overheated and got the RROD... HFW
My Friend played on his PS3 in such a small hot room so much, he got the YLOD. When he sent it off to get fixed, it turned out the HDD melted... He bought an Xbox and two days later his PS3 started working again. After 2 weeks of playing on it, he got the YLOD AGAIN! Same thing, the HDD melted. Then, two days later his Xbox overheated and got the RROD... HFW
#49 to #40 - LaughedatThat
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if he is a good person
if he is a good person
#54 to #49 - evilklown
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He is... He is...
He is... He is...
User avatar #81 to #40 - mrkoolman
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can i have the source for that gif?
#60 - terrorrizor
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(10/29/2012) [-]
i don't like pc gaming for some reason.   
pic related; it's pc gamers when they see my comment
i don't like pc gaming for some reason.
pic related; it's pc gamers when they see my comment
User avatar #64 to #60 - totalcookie
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No rage, Just Downthumb.
#66 to #60 - beanermaster
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I like it better than console gaming. Y'know, opinions and such.
I like it better than console gaming. Y'know, opinions and such.
#69 to #66 - terrorrizor
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that gif made me jump back, where the **** did you find that?
User avatar #32 - zeusmm
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(10/29/2012) [-]
Buys an Xbox 360

Blue screen of death
User avatar #41 - vladcobhc
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I got a YLOD on my old PS3 so same principe, why say RROD ?
User avatar #47 to #41 - awesomanium
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The joke is that the RROD is horrible, and a lot of people buy a PS3 to escape that.
So if he gets a RROD on something you can't get a RROD on, it's horrible luck
User avatar #55 to #47 - charv
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(10/29/2012) [-]
The fail rate on the 360 was huge and on the ps3 it was miniscule
User avatar #53 - beelzerefresh
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(10/29/2012) [-]
clean it, i still have my old ps3 and xbox 360 from when they first came out, All I do is clean them and if needed to, replace the thermal compound with a better one
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