Hell Explained.. found inb4 religous . This guy knows his .. Kennedy HELL Er A CHEMISTRY STUDENT The following is an actual question given on a raideen' n paper Hell religon
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Hell Explained.

found inb4 religous ********* . This guy knows his **** .

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Kennedy
HELL
Er A CHEMISTRY STUDENT
The following is an actual question given on a raideen' n paper.
and an actual answer tinned in by a mat
Bonus Question: E Hall ( gaves off heat) or
absorbs heat]?
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some when it expands and heats when it is compressed} or some
variant
the strident, however, wrote the :
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souls are the rate
at which they are leaving. whim is unlikely. think that we can safely
am that once a soul gets to Heil, it will not leave. Therefore, no
souls are leaving. As fer haw may souls are entering Hell. let' s look at
the different religions that exist in the world today.
Most ofthose religions are new member
religion, you will go to Hell. since there is more than one of these
religions and was people do not belong to more than one religion. we
can project that all ***** go to Hell.. With birth and death rates as they
are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to ino' ease exponentially.
Raw, we rate ofthe volume in Hell Mame ' ' s
Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay
the same, the volume of Hell has to maid proportionately as souls are
added.
This gives [Pill possibilities:
1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at waid, some enter
Hell. then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell
breaks loose.
1. If Hell is at a rate faster than the increase of some in Hell,
then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes aver.
Ewe accept the postulate given to me by Terran during my Freshman
year that, ' villi be a cold day in Hell before / and take
into anew the fact that I slept with her last. night then number tern
must be true. and thus I am sure that Hell is and has already
frozen over. The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen
over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore,
heaving only Heaven. thereby proving the existence of a
divine being which explains wht, last. nights THEE kept shooting 'tth my
Unle . Coherent Share . : Imr.. e. rcn we tin
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User avatar #2 - shitattack (10/28/2012) [+] (8 replies)
This is probably the most beautiful thing I have ever read in my entire life!
#33 to #2 - highfocus (10/28/2012) [-]
it seems you haven't read much, try this
#6 - TehBlackfire (10/28/2012) [+] (7 replies)
Some people are just too good for FB I swear...
#8 - heathledgerisagod (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I always love reading creative papers like this. Their hilarious, yet at the same time pretty interesting
I always love reading creative papers like this. Their hilarious, yet at the same time pretty interesting
#14 to #8 - buriedstpatrick ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
*they're
*they're
User avatar #19 - aldheim (10/28/2012) [+] (16 replies)
>Implying souls are gases.
#17 - titsandpuss (10/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
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User avatar #1 - octaviamanoctavia (10/27/2012) [-]
This guy is a demigod on earth.
#172 - mrdudemanguyperson (10/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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#79 - eyelaughdahame (10/28/2012) [-]
And a medal for this student.
User avatar #25 - imnotthere (10/28/2012) [+] (14 replies)
yeah but what if hell is infinite like minecraft?
#47 to #36 - legiaoday (10/28/2012) [-]
pretty close to infinite?
i can't believe i read that
#216 - lazaman (10/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Why would they give a religious question on a school paper... isn't that like... illegal?
Why would they give a religious question on a school paper... isn't that like... illegal?
#130 - DrollHumor ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
I'm a chemistry major and I approve of this.
#116 - xgameloverx (10/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
That man is awesome
#45 - theaddviser (10/28/2012) [-]
i need a new brain cause mine has been blown
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