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Orders Husband To Perform
Melissa Lee Williams of West Virginia is facing
assault and weapons charges after she showed
up at her estranged husband' s door with a knife
and demanded of him and another man: "Eat my
Melissa Lee "commenced to undress herself,"
according to the police report, obtained by The
Smoking Gun. Danny Williams "declined said
invitation," but the other man, Adam Watson,
told cops that he "agreed to perform at her
request." Um. Here' s what happened next:
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Williams, "he became overwhelmed by
horrible vaginal odor emitting from
Melissa Williams." Watson, understandably, "declined to proceed any further."
This is when Melissa Williams allegedly "produced a nickeback folding knife," opened it,
and pointed the weapon at her estranged husband. She then reportedly uttered a line
never before memorialized in a police report: "Somebody is going to eat my pussy or I' m
going to cut your fucking throat."