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Mother Fucking Christian Bale
e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48
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90856
sat grocery store
r‘ -man is checking out in front of me
sit' s mother fucking Lord God Christian Bale
s" That' ll be 2677 sir"
leeks the girl in the fucking eyes with the most intense
glare imaginable
agirl starts sweating, hands fumbling
s" , see}; sir, I , uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrang."
nods slowly
s" Bag my mother fucking groceries."
agirl carefully puts stuff in the bags
watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha
s" Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake."
agirl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging.
stares at her blankly fer a few moments, he deosn' t .
s" Thanks."
shants her a fifty
s" keep the change."
restarts to walk away, stops and turns around
shants her another fifty
snots to cashier with a slight smile
slum's at me
youfuck. jpeg
serviles and winks at me
walks out
scabbier went even ring me up, she starts masturbating en the spot
at start masturbating tee
scale' s face when
File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg)
90856
sat grocery store
r‘ -man is checking out in front of me
sit' s mother fucking Lord God Christian Bale
s" That' ll be 2677 sir"
leeks the girl in the fucking eyes with the most intense
glare imaginable
agirl starts sweating, hands fumbling
s" , see}; sir, I , uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrang."
nods slowly
s" Bag my mother fucking groceries."
agirl carefully puts stuff in the bags
watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha
s" Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake."
agirl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging.
stares at her blankly fer a few moments, he deosn' t .
s" Thanks."
shants her a fifty
s" keep the change."
restarts to walk away, stops and turns around
shants her another fifty
snots to cashier with a slight smile
slum's at me
youfuck. jpeg
serviles and winks at me
walks out
scabbier went even ring me up, she starts masturbating en the spot
at start masturbating tee
scale' s face when
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same thing happened when i met paul blart
except we paid him to stop masturbating
and he had already eaten all his groceries before he hit the till
except we paid him to stop masturbating
and he had already eaten all his groceries before he hit the till
See everyone!?
Christian Bale can do all this, but what can Atheist Bale do? Jack shit, that's what.
Christians: 1
Atheists: 0
Christian Bale can do all this, but what can Atheist Bale do? Jack shit, that's what.
Christians: 1
Atheists: 0
<Billy Murray walks in
< "No one will ever believe you"
<Billy Murray walks out
< "No one will ever believe you"
<Billy Murray walks out
#51
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supermegasherman (10/28/2012) [-]
>driving car
>slightly speeding
>sohardcore.jpg
>police lights in my rearview
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>pulls me over
>i'm fucking shitting bricks
>dike female cop walks up to the window, drops a pie in my lap
>pulls off wig
>Mark Hamill
>"No one will ever believe you"
>rides tautaun into sunset
>never see him again
>slightly speeding
>sohardcore.jpg
>police lights in my rearview
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>pulls me over
>i'm fucking shitting bricks
>dike female cop walks up to the window, drops a pie in my lap
>pulls off wig
>Mark Hamill
>"No one will ever believe you"
>rides tautaun into sunset
>never see him again
Holy shit, it didn't end in song lyrics and was actually funny. I'm impressed.
#89
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moustachefingers (10/28/2012) [-]
Super Man v.s. Lex Luthor. Who wins?
(Batman wins. It's always Batman no matter what)
(Batman wins. It's always Batman no matter what)