Mother Fucking Christian Bale. . e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48 File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg) 90856 sat grocery store r‘ -man is checking out in front of me sit' s mother fucking Lord God Christian Bale s" That' ll be 2677 sir" leeks the girl in the fucking eyes with the most intense glare imaginable agirl starts sweating, hands fumbling s" , see}; sir, I , uh, must have been, oh please God,
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Mother Fucking Christian Bale

e Anonymous 10/ 26/ 12( Fri) 19: 48
File: -( 24 KB, 300x440, christian_ baie_ 2. jpg)
90856
sat grocery store
r‘ -man is checking out in front of me
sit' s mother fucking Lord God Christian Bale
s" That' ll be 2677 sir"
leeks the girl in the fucking eyes with the most intense
glare imaginable
agirl starts sweating, hands fumbling
s" , see}; sir, I , uh, must have been, oh please God, umm, wrang."
nods slowly
s" Bag my mother fucking groceries."
agirl carefully puts stuff in the bags
watches carefully with a stoic glance of pure Alpha
s" Watch the eggs, I promised my daughter a cake."
agirl starts shaking even harder, manages to finish bagging.
stares at her blankly fer a few moments, he deosn' t .
s" Thanks."
shants her a fifty
s" keep the change."
restarts to walk away, stops and turns around
shants her another fifty
snots to cashier with a slight smile
slum's at me
youfuck. jpeg
serviles and winks at me
walks out
scabbier went even ring me up, she starts masturbating en the spot
at start masturbating tee
scale' s face when
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User avatar #1 - haveagoodone (10/27/2012) [+] (3 replies)
same thing happened when i met paul blart
except we paid him to stop masturbating
and he had already eaten all his groceries before he hit the till
#29 - josieabby (10/28/2012) [+] (14 replies)
I love it when a story has a fappy ending!
I love it when a story has a fappy ending!
#48 - TheGermanGuy (10/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
#42 - loulougia ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
And of course,
Atheist Bale could never do this.


Christians: 1
Atheists : 0
#22 - amandatoddd **User deleted account** (10/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#36 - bollocksonabus (10/28/2012) [-]
We may like him, but Alfred's getting real tired of his shit.
We may like him, but Alfred's getting real tired of his shit.
User avatar #4 - thesilverpanther **User deleted account** (10/28/2012) [-]
See everyone!?
Christian Bale can do all this, but what can Atheist Bale do? Jack shit, that's what.

Christians: 1
Atheists: 0
User avatar #64 - cazabrow (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
<Billy Murray walks in
< "No one will ever believe you"
<Billy Murray walks out
#51 - supermegasherman (10/28/2012) [-]
&gt;driving car   
&gt;slightly speeding   
&gt;sohardcore.jpg   
&gt;police lights in my rearview   
&gt;ohfuckohfuckohfuck   
&gt;pulls me over   
&gt;i'm fucking shitting bricks   
&gt;dike female cop walks up to the window, drops a pie in my lap   
&gt;pulls off wig   
&gt;Mark Hamill   
&gt;&quot;No one will ever believe you&quot;   
&gt;rides tautaun into sunset   
&gt;never see him again
>driving car
>slightly speeding
>sohardcore.jpg
>police lights in my rearview
>ohfuckohfuckohfuck
>pulls me over
>i'm fucking shitting bricks
>dike female cop walks up to the window, drops a pie in my lap
>pulls off wig
>Mark Hamill
>"No one will ever believe you"
>rides tautaun into sunset
>never see him again
#37 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #269 - bobswaget (10/29/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**bobswaget rolls 888** Oh Bale
User avatar #26 - kingbrowser (10/28/2012) [-]
Holy shit, it didn't end in song lyrics and was actually funny. I'm impressed.
#105 - wartroll ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
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#89 - moustachefingers (10/28/2012) [-]
Super Man v.s. Lex Luthor.  Who wins?   
   
   
(Batman wins.  It's always Batman no matter what)
Super Man v.s. Lex Luthor. Who wins?


(Batman wins. It's always Batman no matter what)
#91 - certifiedidiot ONLINE (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#258 - ZakyNine (10/28/2012) [-]
and then he took a fry and said &quot;no one will ever believe you&quot;
and then he took a fry and said "no one will ever believe you"
#5 - Moar (10/28/2012) [-]
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#248 - godofworld (10/28/2012) [-]
mfw funny things are back
mfw funny things are back
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