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The Bible

First time I've seen this I don't think it's a repost

Garrett's
ikuto ' she increased her ,
I the days of her youth when she Engaged tn prostitution
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Ezekiel 13:
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#3 - EjaculationMan (10/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
i'm egyptian and i confirm this.
i'm egyptian and i confirm this.
#59 - fhqwghads (10/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
23:19!
User avatar #33 - kinglobster (10/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
"Eat the food as you would a loaf of barley bread; bake it in the sight of the people, using human excrement for fuel.”
Ezekial 4:12

“Very well,” he said, “I will let you bake your bread over cow dung instead of human excrement.”
Ezekial 4:15
#34 to #33 - hammerfell (10/28/2012) [-]
That's not very surprising, considering that the ancient Hebrews lived in the desert, with little to no firewood available. Pioneers in the 1840s on their way west used buffalo shit for this, too. Chances are, they didn't always stick to cow turds, either.
#17 - mcfluffykins **User deleted account** (10/28/2012) [-]
Must not be a repost because I have never seen this before...
User avatar #51 - shangrilathree (10/28/2012) [-]
Who needs 50 Shades of Grey when you've got The Bible!
#20 - notsixroller (10/28/2012) [+] (11 replies)
As A brony, this seems like my kinda gal!
User avatar #36 - stanleys (10/28/2012) [+] (10 replies)
A question to any christian. Why is the bible considered a holy book. It very well could have been made up by some person who wanted to write a book. It is also very likely that it has been changed by people over time.
#61 to #52 - u do wat to sheep ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
All fear the mythical Gerard!!
All fear the mythical Gerard!!
#18 - knightsend (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
David was the single greatest badass in bibilcal history, need a quote use this one!   
1 Samuel 18:25-27   
“Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’” Saul’s plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines.   
   
When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed.   
   
 David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
David was the single greatest badass in bibilcal history, need a quote use this one!
1 Samuel 18:25-27
“Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’” Saul’s plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines.

When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed.

David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
#77 - bdowns (10/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #25 - yumpod (10/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
but....we never covered this in sunday school
User avatar #30 to #25 - bokkos ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
The best stories are the ones you don't tell children!
Like the one with the priest and the concubine, and the concubine is raped to death instead of the priest being killed.
Medieval fap material, I tell you what.
#9 - bakinboy (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
User avatar #10 to #9 - windsong (10/28/2012) [-]
Mine is a bit more formal: And she kept multiplying her acts of prostitution to the point of calling to mind the days of her youth, when she prostituted herself in the land of Egypt. And she kept lusting in the style of concubines belonging to those whose fleshly member is as the fleshly member of male asses and whose genital organ is as the genital organ of male horses.
Not that anyone cares. I'll go now...
#86 - wertologist (10/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
"First time I've seen this I don't think it's a repost" If you saw it then took it and reposted it, it is most definitely a repost OP. We all know you are not THAT stupid
#91 to #88 - wertologist (10/29/2012) [-]
Don't try to hide your tracks. Take your red thumbs like a man OP
Don't try to hide your tracks. Take your red thumbs like a man OP
User avatar #67 - shallneverrepost (10/28/2012) [+] (4 replies)
1. Shuffle your playlist
2. Write some of the lyrics then " - " then one of words in the bands name / name of artist
3. Congratulations you have your own bible verse!

EXAMPLE
"we'll rise up and take the power back. This fat cat's had a heart attack" - Muse 5:03
#83 to #67 - knightsend (10/28/2012) [-]
"Baby,baby,baby ooh. Like baby, baby, baby noo" - Bieber 2:05   
   
imagine Christopher Walken reading it
"Baby,baby,baby ooh. Like baby, baby, baby noo" - Bieber 2:05

imagine Christopher Walken reading it
#56 - ormonioce (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Dude, you are nigger faggot! That post was just fine. You really had no reason to add the "aliens" guy. This is one example why 4chan thinks this place is like 9gag. Don't worry a bunch of frontpage posts remind me of this. You just annoyed me.
User avatar #63 to #56 - supername (10/28/2012) [-]
Why do you care so much about what 4chan thinks of us?
User avatar #43 - mrfourtysevenman (10/28/2012) [-]
>jahova witness
>listen to them a few minutes
>they hand me a panphlet
>its for children
>it says
>"we should learn to love each other and give"
>quotes a verse from the bible
>i look up that verse in my bible
>it literally says "when married, a man should supply sexually for his wife in every/any way possible"
#1 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
thats not even a real bible verse you fool
#4 to #1 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [-]
It is.
User avatar #32 - redwolfradolf (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
it's easy to take random verses that look bad out of context, but God forbid we take the bible as a whole....

That might require us to *gasp* do something.....
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#73 to #68 - nonamemeant (10/28/2012) [-]
No it's not look at this picture
User avatar #6 - bohemianblasphemy (10/28/2012) [-]
This is one of the many reasons I think the name Ezekiel is amazing.
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