Knives Are Dangerous. .. It's the law for all kids to wear seatbelts. Unless you put fifty of them on the same vehicle.

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#50 - amoussa (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#62 to #50 - sairento (10/28/2012) [-]
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User avatar #97 - pacoseago (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It's the law for all kids to wear seatbelts.
Unless you put fifty of them on the same vehicle.
User avatar #3 - flemsdfer ONLINE (10/27/2012) [+] (6 replies)
scissor blades aren't sharpened. It's the sliding action of the two halves that allows it to cut so well. Unless you mean the pointy ends. Those are pretty bad, but.....half the things are pointy anyways.
#8 to #3 - baalrusher (10/28/2012) [-]
Post a video of you, slicing your hands with the *blunt* scissor blades.
Post a video of you, slicing your hands with the *blunt* scissor blades.
#32 - slyve ONLINE (10/28/2012) [+] (9 replies)
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I don't get this whole thing anyway. If i REALLY want to kill someone, i don't need any tools for that, i just sprint in their direction, run them over and maul on their ******* faces until they drown in their own blood.

Another Job well done. **** those pussies and their knives.
User avatar #10 - cancerousiguana (10/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
But in school (at least in lower grades full of kids who could hurt themselves) they use safety scissors with the plastic around the outside and rounded tip and the blades aren't even sharp, really. Like, if you tried to cut a finger off with them, you'd probably just break the scissors.
User avatar #16 to #12 - mentlgen ONLINE (10/28/2012) [-]
Nonono, it's not pointless, geddit?
#104 - sixfivefour (10/28/2012) [-]
>In grade seven   
>Let friend borrow scissors   
>He returns them in two separate pieces   
>Turns out he used them to try to saw off a tree branch and they broke   
>Now have pair of knives   
>Threaten people with my knives to get what I want   
>Hug people with my knives   
>Call them "Knife Hugs"   
>Do this for rest of year   
>Never get caught   
>Bitch to cut paper though   
>Looks like I ripped them from the jaws of a demonic goat   
>Next year same friend and I manage to saw off same tree branch with the knives   
>Feel like Spartan Warriors   
>MFW
>In grade seven
>Let friend borrow scissors
>He returns them in two separate pieces
>Turns out he used them to try to saw off a tree branch and they broke
>Now have pair of knives
>Threaten people with my knives to get what I want
>Hug people with my knives
>Call them "Knife Hugs"
>Do this for rest of year
>Never get caught
>Bitch to cut paper though
>Looks like I ripped them from the jaws of a demonic goat
>Next year same friend and I manage to saw off same tree branch with the knives
>Feel like Spartan Warriors
>MFW
#75 - nultweezes (10/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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<---- Also not allowed at school
#84 - mvtjets (10/28/2012) [+] (14 replies)
But scissors are not even close to how sharp a knife is.............
#98 to #84 - notmutzaki (10/28/2012) [-]
>Implying you can't easily stab someone with a pair of scissors.
#70 - buttplugmaster (10/28/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Premeds get to carry around scalpels. MFW
#107 - poundtown (10/28/2012) [-]
**poundtown rolled a random image posted in comment #93 at k ** whats not aloud in school
#66 - ratytang ONLINE (10/28/2012) [+] (10 replies)
#67 to #66 - mainstreamusername (10/28/2012) [-]
Quit spam posting thunder cunt.
#51 - Heaney (10/28/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Funny, I bring these to college everyday I am in.
#125 - AnonymousDonor (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
please don't tell me you're comparing knives to these pieces of **** ?

all through elementary school i dreaded arts and crafts because these ******* couldnt even cut butter
#133 - crapybronie (10/28/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**crapybronie rolled a random image posted in comment #1331526 at MLP Friendly Board ** <What wasn't allowed in my school unless you put two of them together.
User avatar #35 - lolzponies (10/28/2012) [+] (3 replies)
one time i took a screwdriver to school and got a detention
they said it was a weapon
User avatar #26 - MegaAwesomeSauce (10/28/2012) [-]
Regardless of whether or not this is ******* stupid, and by no means do I think it isn't, there is always that one insane kid that will do something stupid and ruin it for everyone else.

They wouldn't ban it if someone had just cut the dotted lines instead of shanking a ****** , so you can't really blame the school.

On a side note, there was I kid in my homeroom that used to talk to his scissors because he had no friends, it was quite weird
User avatar #15 - Skadoosh (10/28/2012) [-]
Actually my school is so retarded we arent even allowed to bring in scissors because its a "weapon"
User avatar #6 - someoneison (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Forks... Nuff said
#145 - joeygriffiths (10/28/2012) [-]
"okay guys i got this one, okay hear me out..lets get two knives.. guys, lets get two knives, stick them together.. everyone still with me? good, good. Stick them together and give them to children"

They are the smarterest

Pic unrelated, just ************* Kermit
#121 - frysfrys (10/28/2012) [-]
**frysfrys rolled a random image posted in comment #1121803 at Item Discussion ** what's not allowed in school
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