Liberal hypocrits

I feel this is an appropriate post to tell you all about my Jimmy Rustling of the Day. It's slightly relevant:

So my roommate and I went to Ihop for $5 unlimited pancakes. After we had our fill, we go up to the register to pay. There we find a woman having a heated conversation with the staff. Apparently this woman was a vegan, who had ordered an omelette without eggs (yes, you read that right). The reason she was pissed was because the egg substitute they used apparently contained traces of egg shell or some shit (she had looked up the ingredients on her smartphone--because you never know what cancerous chemicals Big Pharma is going to put in the artificial egg substitute that you asked for.) She started going on about how this could lead to a "major lawsuit", and that "People who are allergic to eggs need to know what is in their food."

Now, if you're allergic to eggs, I highly doubt that the list of things that you would want to order in a restaurant includes "omelette". But no, according to this woman people who are allergic to eggs should be able to eat omelettes, and it's the restaurant's responsibility to remind you that it could kill you. It's their fault that you're retarded, apparently.

Now this is in a college town. There are dozens of healthy eat-your-greens organic free-range fair-trade eco-mental fuck-big-Pharma eating collectives to choose from. But she chose to come to the one restaurant whose primary purpose is to serve tiny pieces of farm animals on big platters with pancakes on the side. What the fuck was she expecting? And why the FUCK did a vegan order an omelette?

Tl;dr: Vegans are retarded assholes.

Mfw.

"You can't put that murderer on death row. It's not our place to kill human beings."
Supports abortion.

She gives us liberals a bad rep

Here's another one that I found often relevant here in Scandinavia:
You can't judge people by the colour of their skin

White people are the ones that have done the biggest damage to humankind

here is my contribution to this section of the comments

"Good girl Liberal"

Children in Africa need clean water!

Stops washing hair.

I would give anything to smack that smug look off her face.

I find this a bit relevant.

I can't stand the American definition of the word "Liberal." Liberals don't think "all businessmen are scumbags", socialists do.

Don't confuse liberals with hippies, it makes you sound retarded.

Her dreadlocks look like ass hair matted with shit.



So fucking rough.

Looks like some over-privileged hippie who probly wouldn't ever really be vegan or go to real protests. Just some coffee shop mac wielding hipster fuck who give the rest a bad name.

Does anyone else think this looks like a female hippy harry potter..? Please don't tell me I'm seeing things.

**sunofabeatch rolled a random image posted in comment #1412879 at MLP Friendly Board **

BULLSHIT. Amanda Todd.

God, I can smell her from here..
Damned hippies..

"Hypocrits"
"pocrits"
"crits"