Dark in here. Don't look at tags. Confession A woman takes a lover home during the day while her husband is at work. Her old son comes home unexpectedly, sees t
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Confession
A woman takes a lover home during the
day while her husband is at work.
Her old son comes home
unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman' s husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not
realizing that the little boy is in there
already.
The little boy says, . Dark in here."
The man says, 'Yes, it is."
Boy: " have a baseball..‘
Man: ‘That' s nice'
Man: 'No, thanks.‘
Boy: 'My Dad' s outside.'
Boy: 'smitty'
In the next few weeks, it happens again
that the boy and the lover are in the
closet together.
Boy: ‘Dark in here.'
Boy: " have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, Tloa much?‘
Man: ‘Sold!
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,
Grab your glove, let' s go outside and
have a game of catch.'
The boy says, " can' t, I sold my baseball
and my glove.‘
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell
them for?"
The Dad says, 'That' s terrible to over
charge your friends like that... that is way
more than those two things cost. I' m
taking you to church, to confession.'
They go to the church and the Dad makes
the little boy sit in the confessional booth
and closes the door..
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, ‘Don' t start that ****
again; you' re in my closet now.‘
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Submitted: 10/27/2012
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#6 - cunningstunt (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
so you're telling me, a priest, most likely catholic, was in a closet with a 9 year old boy, and aaaaaaall he did was but his baseball and glove? Hmmm?
so you're telling me, a priest, most likely catholic, was in a closet with a 9 year old boy, and aaaaaaall he did was but his baseball and glove? Hmmm?
User avatar #5 - kinglobster (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
reading..."her 9 year old son"
DONE! REPOST! NEXT!
#1 - youxbarstard ONLINE (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
You can't always trust me,like now for instance how can you trust me telling you that you can't always trust me in which case you can either never trust me EVER or you can trust me all the time, but then that would go against me telling you that you can't always trust me.    
So in the end how can you know if it is safe to trust me at all?
You can't always trust me,like now for instance how can you trust me telling you that you can't always trust me in which case you can either never trust me EVER or you can trust me all the time, but then that would go against me telling you that you can't always trust me.
So in the end how can you know if it is safe to trust me at all?
User avatar #13 - nucularwar (10/28/2012) [-]
I remember hearing this joke in 6th grade.

I'm a Junior in college now.
#9 - zzitro (10/28/2012) [-]
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#17 - damago (10/28/2012) [-]
was going to go for repost gif but this came up first
was going to go for repost gif but this came up first
User avatar #16 - thedarkestrogue (10/28/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I have seen this on funnyjunk before. I don't remember when but I remember the naked dude and the baseball kid.
#28 - darkjustifier (10/28/2012) [-]
This shall never get old.
This shall never get old.
User avatar #27 - responsibletim (10/28/2012) [-]
Repost.
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