Dark in here

Confession
A woman takes a lover home during the
day while her husband is at work.
Her old son comes home
unexpectedly, sees them and hides in
the bedroom closet to watch.
The woman' s husband also comes home.
She puts her lover in the closet, not
realizing that the little boy is in there
already.
The little boy says, . Dark in here."
The man says, 'Yes, it is."
Boy: " have a baseball..‘
Man: ‘That' s nice'
Man: 'No, thanks.‘
Boy: 'My Dad' s outside.'
Boy: 'smitty'
In the next few weeks, it happens again
that the boy and the lover are in the
closet together.
Boy: ‘Dark in here.'
Boy: " have a baseball glove.'
The lover, remembering the last time,
asks the boy, Tloa much?‘
Man: ‘Sold!
A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,
Grab your glove, let' s go outside and
have a game of catch.'
The boy says, " can' t, I sold my baseball
and my glove.‘
The Dad asks, 'How much did you sell
them for?"
The Dad says, 'That' s terrible to over
charge your friends like that... that is way
more than those two things cost. I' m
taking you to church, to confession.'
They go to the church and the Dad makes
the little boy sit in the confessional booth
and closes the door..
The boy says, 'Dark in here.'
The priest says, ‘Don' t start that shit
again; you' re in my closet now.‘