An actual occurance which occured. Yeah, this actually happened. And they arrested him later. bitches.. men? Oct. 25, 2012 STATEMENT DH SIMILAR INCIDENT: er: Be
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An actual occurance which occured

Yeah, this actually happened. And they arrested him later. ****** bitches.

men?
Oct. 25, 2012
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#8 - rosietheamazon (10/27/2012) [+] (21 replies)
reminds me of when i posted a pic on fb that said 'take your favorite video game and replace one of the words with 'rape.'' this girl went 						*******					 about how rape is never funny and i was a 						******					 person and how she 'almost' got raped.   
mfw
reminds me of when i posted a pic on fb that said 'take your favorite video game and replace one of the words with 'rape.'' this girl went ******* about how rape is never funny and i was a ****** person and how she 'almost' got raped.
mfw
#37 - finnini (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My ex girlfriend told me she'd been raped. Apparently the guy was her sister's boyfriend's brother, so whenever he was mentioned I got angry. She asked why I was angry.   
Turned out she'd just made it up to make me jealous.   
MFW
My ex girlfriend told me she'd been raped. Apparently the guy was her sister's boyfriend's brother, so whenever he was mentioned I got angry. She asked why I was angry.
Turned out she'd just made it up to make me jealous.
MFW
User avatar #5 - mrgoodbunny (10/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
Assult is verbal, Battery is physical.
While obviously this girl is silly, comfort is relative to the individual.

lrn2legalterms.
#9 to #5 - weinerdick (10/27/2012) [-]
Judging by what you just typed an hour ago, I'd say you don't know your legal terms very well.
#12 - TriedandFailed (10/27/2012) [-]
this was at Mizzou, some people need to not be such pussies
#2 - anonymous (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
this isnt the actual "assault". previously someone matching this description "bear hugged" someone they didnt know. that is what the police are talking about.

5 sec google search...
User avatar #4 to #2 - wheresthefudge (10/27/2012) [-]
Actually, if you'll read a bit more, you'll notice they state that this particular incident was filed under "third degree assault". The other incident was also labeled as an assault.
In short; gtfo, anon.
User avatar #25 - silasdg (10/27/2012) [-]
Pretty much every girl i've ever known has "nearly been raped" just a week ago one told me she had been slipped roofies but they wern't strong enough to make her pass out.. I laughed at this because shes way overweight and it just seems highly unlikely.
User avatar #6 - sgtlogan (10/27/2012) [-]
This made me so mad that i went out and blew a dude just to get the thought of this stupid bitch out of my head.
#18 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Girls are stupid
Thumbs nao
User avatar #29 to #18 - whyfalsewhy (10/27/2012) [-]
Your mistake was only asking for thumbs, you never said which color.
User avatar #13 - ellenrimbauer (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Guys can win too sometimes, there was a man in China that divorced and sued his wife because she had a baby that was "too ugly to be his" so he said that she cheated on him and he won the whole thing.
#55 - iggypiggy (10/27/2012) [-]
It's true because it's on the internet
User avatar #1 - dementedllama (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
There's this chick that used to live in a dorm next to my best friend. She was the type who regularly made sexual and perverted jokes, but stormed off angry and upset if anybody else did.
User avatar #43 - thekinganon (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
name of the movie at the bottom of the content please?
User avatar #44 to #43 - hitlersauruschrist (10/27/2012) [-]
From Paris With Love, i'm pretty sure.
User avatar #33 - therealpoopyroll (10/27/2012) [-]
I never realised that this occurrence, would have occurred, for it to be an occurrence.
User avatar #26 - poorjew (10/27/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Can you give me an link to the full text ?
User avatar #32 to #26 - pepemex ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
http://www.mupolice.com/clery/13-2012.php
User avatar #22 - theshadowed (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
What movie is that scene from?
User avatar #24 to #23 - theshadowed (10/27/2012) [-]
Merci
User avatar #16 - RoyalNightmare (10/27/2012) [-]
I thought it said "Celery Release". I imagined a horde of celery being released into the public.

I'm quite allergic to celery.
#57 - threenippledcousin (10/27/2012) [+] (2 replies)
She didn't say she was raped? she said she was assaulted
#52 - alucardshellhound (10/27/2012) [-]
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#35 - anonymous (10/27/2012) [-]
some dumb feminist in my class and I got paired up for a stupid discussion in english class about human decency, anyways we were talking about rape, and she was giving me the same ******** that that feminazi girl on omegle said about how women should be afraid of all men cause they can overpower women so i asked her if she's scared of her friends who are guys, she said yes, she even told me she thought her dad was gonna hit her, she's honestly ****** in the head she doesn't trust anyone and once told me she "almost got raped" i listened to her story and she said she was downtown with her friend, and cars were honking at her, (her friend's really hot but she's really fat and ugly, and she thought the car was honking at her lol ya right) and she still thinks to this day that a guy honking at a friend of hers while he's driving is considered rape. **** the world
User avatar #20 - Anjack (10/27/2012) [-]
My ex gf was raped (As she told me) by a skinhead cuz she hung out with them and I think she deserved it, cheating bitch.
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