This kid thinks he is a cop.. He likes to pretend he is famous (he photoshoped a crowd holding a picture of himself, claiming he is a popstar in Australia) and  facebook cop lol
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This kid thinks he is a cop.

He likes to pretend he is famous (he photoshoped a crowd holding a picture of himself, claiming he is a popstar in Australia) and that he is a cop. He drives by teacher's homes to see if they're doing anything illegal.. and he "monitors and reports back to his superiors" any drug trades at the school (according to him)

Personally I like the kid, but I found this convo hilarious, Thumb if you want more

p.s. I don't know if he is serious or not.. that is the sad thing

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#12 - treekillenyj (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
So what is this guy going to school and snitching to the police about kids selling or doing drugs? pic related officer doofy
#22 - LowerThanDirtt ONLINE (10/27/2012) [-]
Here's some of my MS paint skills
#1 - ohemgeezus (10/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Super, super long but I chuckled, kid is definitely not a cop. He's just embarrassing himself.
#3 - thumbcommentthumb (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
10 bottles! In 5 minutes! 10 bottles!
User avatar #9 - dingojohn (10/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
WTF is wrong with him, is he a tard or something?

How old is he, and why does he think he is a cop? So much ******* is going on, I don't understand it!
#11 to #9 - abbraxys (10/26/2012) [-]
Probably a tard. I know a grown crack-baby that acts the same way, like he's some badass sheriff cleaning the streets of suburban white America.
#17 - xxbuzzxx (10/27/2012) [-]
So the fact that his 'chief' has 'forced him off duty'  means that he has permission to 'search' a facebook 'friend'.... alrighty then.
So the fact that his 'chief' has 'forced him off duty' means that he has permission to 'search' a facebook 'friend'.... alrighty then.
User avatar #14 - thice (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
started reading 5 comments, then scrolled down abit... and abit more.. and abit more, then TL;DR.
User avatar #6 - CrashingSea (10/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
If he drank bottles in minutes he probably would have died honestly. How much is in an average water bottle? I just looked it up and it's about 16 fluid ounces... So He'd have drank around 10 pounds of water in 5 minutes... He would have drowned his bodies cells... literally a gallon and a third in five minutes... ******* idiots...
#15 to #7 - graphenz (10/26/2012) [-]
there's always the party reflex, that'll save you!
User avatar #19 - instakill (10/27/2012) [-]
I have a kid like this at my school except that he thinks that the entire world is minecraft and that he is a robot
User avatar #8 - gasster (10/26/2012) [-]
give us a NAME!!! i want more of this
User avatar #4 - CrashingSea (10/26/2012) [-]
Idiots at their finest... some people just need to get their ass kicked to the point of near death to realize that their not hot **** ...
User avatar #30 - rosietheamazon (10/27/2012) [-]
i was distracted by all the dicks.
User avatar #23 - LonelyCamel (10/27/2012) [+] (5 replies)
ya 10 bottles would definitely kill you, my cousin died from less than one
#5 - moda (10/26/2012) [-]
thumbed man,pretty funny 						****
thumbed man,pretty funny ****
User avatar #34 - Durragon (10/27/2012) [-]
more. dear god my sides... give me more

I know so many people liek this i went to school with its stupid.

One kid saying hes got ties with the cops, has security cameras all around his house and facial recognition of anyone that walks by.

I feel bad for his dad though, since me and everyone else i knew ****** up his house with eggs every weekend... **** i miss jr high.

too younger to get in trouble by the law, and just young enough to say you didnt know better.
User avatar #29 - chubberbrother (10/27/2012) [-]
This kid sounds like he has some ******* mental problems. I mean, this post is ok but I have a "friend" who is severely autistic and he does stuff like this only with Spongebob. I don't know if the kid is lying, but then again we can't be sure my friend is lying. I mean, It is a funny post and I'm thumbing up because it's funny and I'm a heartless heathen, but at the same time this kid might have issues...
#26 - Keleth (10/27/2012) [-]
I had a friend in middle school who was telling us he had a job at night working as a security contractor. had fully automatic weapons and such. i would have called him out but he was a very dirty fighter. he's the kind of guy who would kick you in the balls with his steel toe boots, which he wore from like elementary to high school to try to be a badass i guess

MFW he wasn't looking
User avatar #24 - frankwest (10/27/2012) [-]
All the name and picture coverings look like a bunch of colorful dicks.
User avatar #18 - chaossniper (10/27/2012) [-]
get a diary... i need to remember this one
User avatar #2 - beasert (10/26/2012) [-]
Definitely worth the read.
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