Forgetfulness At Its Finest
Three sisters ages 92, 94 and 96 live in a house
One night the 96 year old draws a bath. She puts her
foot in and pauses. She yells down the stairs "was I
getting in er out of the bath? "
The 94 year old yells back "I clen' t know. I' ll mere up
and see." She starts up the stairs and pauses. Then she
yells "was I going up the stairs er down?"
The 92 year old is sitting at the. kitchen table having
tea listening be her sisters. She shakes, her head and
says "I sure hope I never get that forgetful.."
She knocks en wood for good measure. She then yells
I' ll eenie up and help both of you as seen as I see
who' s at the door."