They're Just Jealous of His Hand

Female friend of mine made that point, I said that using that logic, every egg produced must be fertilized or else that would be murder.
She called me a sexist pig whose only interested in sex and stormed off..

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#25 to #24 - reaperslayer (10/26/2012) [-]

feminist act denied
men support cure for breast cancer cause masturbation prevents prostate cancer
deal with it

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#28 to #25 - lazaman (10/26/2012) [-]

Tis a joke. Calm.

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#30 to #28 - reaperslayer (10/26/2012) [-]

dude its called acting mad to humor others i'm fine
what really pisses me off today is that my stairs are being replaced today

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#31 to #30 - lazaman (10/26/2012) [-]

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#32 to #31 - reaperslayer (10/26/2012) [-]

the house is round 40 years old and we've been fixing it up and she wanted the stairs to match the new wood floors

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#190 to #32 - organicglory (10/26/2012) [-]

but...who the fuck asked about your stairs?

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#231 to #190 - reaperslayer (10/26/2012) [-]

exactly

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#232 to #231 - organicglory (10/26/2012) [-]

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#26 to #24 - reaperslayer (10/26/2012) [-]

well that and if we find 1 cancer cure we can probably find a generalized cure
and the fact cancer just sucks.....
remember eddsworld...

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#62 to #24 - candidvres **User deleted account** (10/26/2012) [-]

Are you fucking serious?

Is this for real?

Seriously?

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#77 to #65 - dwraith ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]

I love how this gif is so awesome it gets thumbs even when it isn't even vaguely related to the post.

Picture also unrelated.

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#66 to #65 - gadking (10/26/2012) [-]

That gif is awesome

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#75 to #66 - pffrad (10/26/2012) [-]

Yeah, it is.

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#17 - vaginismus (10/26/2012) [+] (8 replies)

By that logic, period would be a murder too. Lol

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#19 to #17 - theram (10/26/2012) [-]

no, no it woudln't.

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#23 to #19 - lazaman (10/26/2012) [-]

Women shit out eggs (i know they come out their cooch, shut up) and waste what could have been a baby.
So technically yes.
Its like when a guy ejacs, he kills millions of sperm cells.

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#64 to #23 - candidvres **User deleted account** (10/26/2012) [-]

"Women shit out eggs"

Well there's an unpleasant thought

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#83 to #23 - garagesale (10/26/2012) [-]

no i will not shut up

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#39 to #23 - theram (10/26/2012) [-]

Well I guess I was wrong.
But I kinda thought that eggs that come out during the menstruation are dead, can't be fertilized any more, that's why they have to go, you know. But I don't know, I'm not a very clever person.

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#41 to #39 - lazaman (10/26/2012) [-]

Sooo... what your saying.... IS THEIR BODY KILLS THE EGG?
THE ONLY WAY TO STOP THEM IS TO KILL THEM.
FEMINIST MOVEMENT 2012! MASS SUICIDE!

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#42 to #41 - theram (10/26/2012) [-]

That's exactly what I was trying to say.

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#68 to #39 - N. Korean citizen (10/26/2012) [-]

no you are right its all the menstrual lining and the dead egg being flushed out... but women have like a week (usually 14th to the 21st of the month) of the egg just roaming around inside them but then pretty much the egg dies after a while because it doesn't get fertilized. And actually sperm isn't really human life... by that I mean in comparison its like saying throwing out a Jump drive (full of data like sperm) is throwing out a computer... no

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#38 - sheperdofthestars (10/26/2012) [+] (9 replies)

If sperm cells are alive, I have eaten trillions of children.

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#48 to #38 - Hreidmar ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]

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#72 to #48 - skinless (10/26/2012) [-]

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#82 to #38 - ishalltroll (10/26/2012) [-]

God I hope you're a girl

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#40 to #38 - iamcraig (10/26/2012) [-]

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#53 to #38 - rangerofthesea (10/26/2012) [-]

too bad they aren't mine...

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#20 - opa (10/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)

"life begins at erection"

< The Goddess of life

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#47 to #20 - thedarkestrogue (10/26/2012) [-]

Too bad shes fucking retired.

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#36 to #20 - helenwheels (10/26/2012) [-]

Actually its quite the other way around.

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#21 to #20 - scumbagposter (10/26/2012) [-]

Is she Sasha Grey??

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#34 to #21 - suikerpapa (10/26/2012) [-]

No it's barack obama in a mask and dress.

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#22 to #21 - secretdestroyers (10/26/2012) [-]

Aye.

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#16 - amil ONLINE (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)

What they really mean was

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#98 to #16 - isomeras (10/26/2012) [-]

It's a pity none of them actually DO want penis. All talk. Bitches.

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#1 - PVTANON (10/25/2012) [-]

if i saw something like that, i would just wip out my dick and start polishing my rod right in front of them.

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#141 - dengekisushi (10/26/2012) [+] (22 replies)

So if masturbation for men is murder, then a woman's period is murder too.

Think about it; those women say if you masturbate, you're killing sperm which is killing life in their eyes.
But the reason a woman has her period is because their body releases an egg and if it goes unfertilized, their body goes ape shit.
So they're technically murderers too because they killed an egg.

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#164 to #141 - goldenpotato (10/26/2012) [-]

Dying sperm is natural, that's like saying any sperm that doesn't get inside the egg should be mourned.

I hate that argument, people need to get a grip on what is supposed to happen and what isn't.

(I just felt like getting that off my chest)

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#176 to #164 - dengekisushi (10/26/2012) [-]

I also can't believe people are stupid enough to believe that a sperm is an actual life.
It helps to create life, but it's not an actual life; it's just kinda there, you know?

I felt like adding to their non-logic.

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#179 to #176 - goldenpotato (10/26/2012) [-]

Yeah, that is true. So, it's pretty much as if nothing ever died; it's only potential for life.

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#182 to #179 - dengekisushi (10/26/2012) [-]

It's like making a cake--it's not a cake if you don't have all of the ingredients.

It's not a living being if you don't have the sperm and the egg.

That was a retarded comparison; I'm going to go dive off a bridge now.

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#184 to #182 - goldenpotato (10/26/2012) [-]

A better example might be a plant, because it needs a seed.

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#144 to #141 - paesani (10/26/2012) [-]

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#153 to #141 - choclategum (10/26/2012) [-]

No.

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#37 - kikkilinu (10/26/2012) [-]

Yeah, because sperm cells will totally live for decades and wouldn't die out.

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#145 - heartlessrobot (10/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)

If you don't want us to masturbate, try putting out. It's one or the other.

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#147 to #145 - paesani (10/26/2012) [-]

Coffe time.

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#180 to #147 - sandwitchman ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]

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#177 to #147 - ximz (10/26/2012) [-]

Both true

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#15 - neoexdeath (10/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)

Don't take that shit, stand right there and wank off.

Jizz on that fat bitches sign, JIZZ ON IT I SAY!!!

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#84 to #15 - garagesale (10/26/2012) [-]

and change what the sign says? fuck yes

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#92 - DrollHumor (10/26/2012) [+] (5 replies)

Then by that logic, every time I get my period, I've killed another could've-been-baby.

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#103 to #92 - brothergrimm (10/26/2012) [-]

i read the mangas, never even seen a gif of the show......... you just made my early teenage years meaningful

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#93 to #92 - jsilver (10/26/2012) [-]

OMG! RANMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i literally NEVER see Ranma on FJ. you made my day, kind person! if only i could find the show in spanish anywhere........

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#96 to #93 - DrollHumor (10/26/2012) [-]

I've seen Spanish captions for episodes on YouTube, I think.

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#100 to #96 - jsilver (10/26/2012) [-]

there was a guy who would upload the episodes dubbed in spanish but he is gone now. I grew up in mexico watching it in spanish and honestly, it is far superior than the english dub.
I dont think i ever saw the last few episodes.

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#101 to #100 - DrollHumor (10/26/2012) [-]

English dub usually sucks, except for Hellsing Ultimate, so I just watch in Japanese with English subs.

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#49 - zonryu (10/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)

is jerkin' it is murder then ive killed billions.......suck it hitler

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#85 to #49 - garagesale (10/26/2012) [-]

then were are your killstreak rewards huh? lying fuck

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#86 to #85 - zonryu (10/26/2012) [-]

XD

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#91 to #49 - swiftykidd (10/26/2012) [-]

i dont think hitler is able to suck anything. including your dick, cause ya'know. hes the chairman of mountain dew and all.

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#151 - MrMeatStick (10/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)

"i hear their periods can attract bears. BEARS CAN SMELL THE MENSTRUATION"

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#167 to #151 - grundo (10/26/2012) [-]

Because I was bored.

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#169 to #167 - grundo (10/26/2012) [-]

Apologize for the quality, it was the best I could do.

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#35 - kotos (10/26/2012) [-]

if masturbation is murder I've committed genocide

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#6 - ravenclawesome (10/26/2012) [-]

By that logic, women kill about 400 people in their lives, one per month beginning at puberty.

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#166 - mjohnsononefive (10/26/2012) [-]

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They're Just Jealous of His Hand

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