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#23 - Condom **User deleted account** (05/12/2010) [+] (4 replies)
Always time for sex, especially if you wear me!
User avatar #2 - flesheater ONLINE (05/12/2010) [-]
its like being on 4chan all u get is sauce please.
User avatar #1 - juutse (05/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
LULZ she eats his sammich!
#6 - dogsanimalscats (05/12/2010) [-]
the male turtle is like: WTF!
User avatar #13 - ImFrancis (05/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I hate turtle sex!
User avatar #17 - HolyArachnid (05/12/2010) [+] (8 replies)
Did you know that there's a certain species of turtle that can screw for three days without stopping? You don't believe me, do you? Well, I mean, how could I make something like that up? No really, three days, 24 hours a day, just *whoomph*, *whoomph*, *whoomph* - can you believe that, three days? I'm lucky if I get three minutes! Do you know how I know this? Because I went down to the zoo and I watched them! It was very boring......well, actually, I didn't stay for the whole three days, I went over and I watched the zebras because they only take 30 seconds! Premature ejaculation!
#18 to #17 - TheTerrorists (05/12/2010) [-]
ORLY!!!
User avatar #21 - pantsdragon (05/12/2010) [-]
Nothing like good turtle sex after a good meal.
User avatar #12 - sgtpaint (05/12/2010) [-]
**** jk
#11 - mrlemonz **User deleted account** (05/12/2010) [-]
He's looking 4 the <insert here> notice.
User avatar #8 - ZombieSmile (05/12/2010) [-]
You're doing it wrong...
User avatar #34 - Falkor (05/13/2010) [-]
There doing it wrong :)
User avatar #30 - MushroomMushroom (05/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
"No time for the old In-Out, love. I just came by to read the meter!
#14 - fefe (05/12/2010) [-]
well the salad was more then the hooker...
User avatar #5 - modeslave (05/12/2010) [-]
**modeslave rolls 513,875,198** lol
#9 - beermagnet (05/12/2010) [-]
turtle male: WTF?!
#4 - videorofl (05/12/2010) [-]
LMAO sauce please!
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