Stephen Fry: Self Help

CERTAINLY THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE VICE THAT A PERSON
CAN HAVE, MORE THAN PRIDE, WHICH IS SUPPOSEDLY THE
NUMBER ONE OF THE CARDINAL SINS TVV
SELFSHOT
WILL DESTROY
RELATIONSHIPS.
IT IS SO SIMPLE
TO IMAGINE THAT
ONE IS HARD
DONE AND THAT
THINGS ARE UNFAIR.
WOULD
HAVE GONE BETTER.
AND THAT' S
WHAT THE
BOOK
WOULD BE.
AND IT
WOULD
w, TRUE.
IT WILL
DESTROY ANYTHING
THAT' S GOOD.
I ALMOST
WANTED ONCE
To PUBLISH
BOOK
SAYING...
AND PEOPLE WOULD BUY
THIS HUGE BOOK...
IT SOUNDS LIKE
OH, THAT' S SO
SIMPLE."
IT' S BLOODY HARD.
IT WILL FULFILL ALL
THE PROPHECIES IT
MAKES AND LEAVE
ONLY ITSELF.
AND THAT IF ONLY ONE
HAD A CHANCE AT THIS
OR IF ONLY ONE HAD
A CHANCE AT THAT...
AND THE FIRST PAGE
WOULD JUST SAT...
BUT, OF COURSE,
IT' S NOT SIMPLE TO
STOP FEELING: SORRY
FOR YOURSELF.