Come to Australia. Its a great place if you dont mind living in the real life version of a survival game.. I can't tell if this was meant to be a joke, or I'm just sick for making the connection...
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Come to Australia

Its a great place
if you dont mind living in the real life version of a ****** survival game

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Submitted: 10/25/2012
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#11 - derangedberger ONLINE (10/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I can't tell if this was meant to be a joke, or I'm just sick for making the connection...
#1 - fernandopolis (10/25/2012) [+] (3 replies)
related
#45 - odderotter (10/26/2012) [-]
I feel bad for laughing..
#13 - sepherif (10/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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User avatar #46 - xtrmbragnrytz (10/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
This is surely fake, The "Giant spiders" section is FAR too small
#76 - fuggnbuggn (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Wasn't gonna thumb til I saw the Crocodile Hunter in the ocean by the stingray.
Wasn't gonna thumb til I saw the Crocodile Hunter in the ocean by the stingray.
User avatar #53 - spaceking ONLINE (10/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I read this all in an Australian accent...
It makes it better somehow.
User avatar #54 to #53 - jesusthegardener (10/26/2012) [-]
I tried that, and while reading Baby Killer Dingoes I just about died.
#3 - endowedwhitegyuy (10/25/2012) [+] (10 replies)
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.”
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as your cows.”
The conversation has, meanwhile, almost died when a herd of kangaroos hops through the field.
The Aussie, “How big are the mice in Texas?”
#93 - mydogisbuff (10/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**** yeah Straya
User avatar #77 - theannoyingFJguy (10/26/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Depends where you live in Aus.
Urban has practically no animals, Qld is dangerous as **** and NSW is pretty bad.
Oh and I guess NT is dangerous too, with all them spear people
#59 - mr skeltal (10/26/2012) [-]
I like how Steve Irwin's corpse is in the middle of the sea, next to the sting rays that killed him.
#58 - iamphoenix (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Dear All Life,

**** you.

Sincerely, Australian Fauna
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User avatar #81 - darthacerbus (10/26/2012) [-]
Things that can kill you in Australia: Everything
Things that won't kill in Australia: ...Hugh Jackman seems nice.
#15 - mondprinzessin (10/25/2012) [-]
somebody say stingray?!?!?
#8 - luvtheknot (10/25/2012) [-]
...naa it's cool bro.
User avatar #97 - firstgen (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i was in my front yard in australia and looked down at my foot and saw i was barefoot standing on two of a funnel webs legs. that ****** ran away from me, pussy
User avatar #100 to #97 - konradkurze (10/26/2012) [-]
hes got 8 eyes and your 2 eyes stared that ****** down
#96 - jasonvgrace (10/26/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I am Australian and I can confirm this.
#102 to #99 - konradkurze (10/26/2012) [-]
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I can read that perfectly
User avatar #6 - dragonstew (10/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Dont forget about the Bunyip!
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