Looks like im not dying!. From any heart disease.... did you knew? Having an orgasm at least 3 times a week reduces your likelihood of dying from heart disease
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Looks like im not dying!

From any heart disease...

did you knew?
Having an orgasm at least 3 times a week
reduces your likelihood of dying from heart
disease by 50%.
Elk! -. tummar. eem
...

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#2 - verycoolcat (10/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#122 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#47 - memvar (10/25/2012) [-]
immortality here i cum!!
#23 - mondprinzessin (10/25/2012) [-]
>masturbates
>has heart attack
>parents find, porn still open on computer
>son is dead
>look back at porn
>parents masturbate...
>parents also have heart attacks and die
>everyone thinks son killed parents while masturbating for all time
#105 - jethroisnowhere (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
immortality
immortality
#127 - acunit (10/26/2012) [-]
I'm going to be 						*******					 immortal.
I'm going to be ******* immortal.
#97 - werethwldgoosgoes (10/26/2012) [-]
I'm ******* invincible!
#92 - loremasterbftw (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
but if its 3 times a day then i guess its reduced by around another 300%
but if its 3 times a day then i guess its reduced by around another 300%
User avatar #58 - fyaq (10/26/2012) [-]
If i do the math out.... i am 116% less likely to die from heart disease.

Not only am i immune to it.... it makes me STRONGER.
#32 - herpaherp (10/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
inb4 everyones immortal.
inb4 everyones immortal.
User avatar #16 - arthurdetoo ONLINE (10/25/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Fap Fap Fap

1 Up !
User avatar #19 to #18 - arthurdetoo ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
>3 times a week 50%
>6 times a week 100%
>7 times a week .... profit?
#88 - syis (10/26/2012) [+] (4 replies)
So, I guess 6 times a week, you totally prevent the heart attacks, right?
And for one orgasm a week or more, is it OK to think that you'll probably grow a second heart or start having sayan's super powers?
....

TIME TO FAP!!!!
#28 - hipsophobadon (10/25/2012) [-]
New pick up line   
"Would you like to help me prevent heart disease?"
New pick up line
"Would you like to help me prevent heart disease?"
User avatar #128 - bubbabrent ONLINE (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
and the fapping begins
#129 to #128 - fuzionsauce ONLINE (10/26/2012) [-]
continues*
continues*
#104 - theelderscrolls (10/26/2012) [-]
lets see here....1 when i wake up.....2 when im at school....1 when i come home....and then 2 when i go to sleep....hmmmm......according to my calculations i will never have a heart attack.
#61 - alurastar (10/26/2012) [+] (1 reply)
who tests this facts? where do they get their data from?
who tests this facts? where do they get their data from?
User avatar #22 - isus (10/25/2012) [-]
Right.. I trust tumblr completely.
#108 - godtwomany (10/26/2012) [-]
<----- why are we all going to live so long?
<----- why are we all going to live so long?
#100 - trollgiggity (10/26/2012) [-]
I'm never going to die from heart disease.
#66 - jaerbuen (10/26/2012) [-]
The master of orgasms. Genghis Khan
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