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#39 - iregretthis
Reply +69
(10/25/2012) [-]
If I had one of these, it'd contain enough money to pay off the United States national debt by the end of the week.
#131 to #39 - superninjamonkeyme
Reply 0
(10/26/2012) [-]
Given that the debt is approximately 16.2 trillion dollars, even if you put a dollar coin in there, that's a lot of jacking off.
Why don't you help also help Pornhub save the boobies while you're on your quest?
#45 to #39 - TheOriginalNerd
Reply +12
(10/25/2012) [-]
lets see

the national debt (from what i can find) is app 96 trillion as of 2011, there is one quarter in the jar

you would have had to masturbate 3.84*10^13 times

to do that in a week you would have to cum every .000000016 seconds
#112 to #45 - anon
Reply 0
(10/26/2012) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
#126 to #112 - TheOriginalNerd
Reply 0
(10/26/2012) [-]
god if only you could see me at parties

you would never see me at a party
#77 to #45 - lightninghedgehog
Reply 0
(10/26/2012) [-]
well, you only pay when you masturbate, not when you finish.
#78 to #77 - TheOriginalNerd
Reply 0
(10/26/2012) [-]
who masturbates and doesnt finish?

all in or nothing
#92 to #78 - zoidz
Reply 0
(10/26/2012) [-]
Blue ball it when someone opens the door and then your whole family just starts to go over your house for a random party/visit.
#66 to #45 - anon
Reply 0
(10/26/2012) [-]
The national debt is only $16 trillion...
#75 to #66 - TheOriginalNerd
Reply 0
(10/26/2012) [-]
16 trillion due at the end of THIS YEAR

96 trillion including that and world trade loans, healthcare loans, and misc
#129 to #75 - armenhart
Reply 0
(10/26/2012) [-]
www.usdebtclock.org i hate to be a fag but it says 16 trillion
#72 to #66 - whosmokedmypot
Reply +6
(10/26/2012) [-]
'Only'
#49 to #45 - TheOriginalNerd
Reply +4
(10/25/2012) [-]
and the average ejaculation contains about 5ml of sperm

that means you would cum 1.92*10^14 ml of sperm
#42 to #39 - mrblueftw
Reply +34
(10/25/2012) [-]
what porn do you watch that allows you to jack of 13.6 trillion times?