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User avatar #39 - iregretthis (10/25/2012) [-]
If I had one of these, it'd contain enough money to pay off the United States national debt by the end of the week.
User avatar #131 to #39 - superninjamonkeyme (10/26/2012) [-]
Given that the debt is approximately 16.2 trillion dollars, even if you put a dollar coin in there, that's a lot of jacking off.
Why don't you help also help Pornhub save the boobies while you're on your quest?
User avatar #45 to #39 - TheOriginalNerd (10/25/2012) [-]
lets see

the national debt (from what i can find) is app 96 trillion as of 2011, there is one quarter in the jar

you would have had to masturbate 3.84*10^13 times

to do that in a week you would have to cum every .000000016 seconds
#112 to #45 - anonymous (10/26/2012) [-]
You must be fun at parties.
User avatar #126 to #112 - TheOriginalNerd (10/26/2012) [-]
god if only you could see me at parties

you would never see me at a party
User avatar #77 to #45 - lightninghedgehog (10/26/2012) [-]
well, you only pay when you masturbate, not when you finish.
User avatar #78 to #77 - TheOriginalNerd (10/26/2012) [-]
who masturbates and doesnt finish?

all in or nothing
User avatar #92 to #78 - zoidz (10/26/2012) [-]
Blue ball it when someone opens the door and then your whole family just starts to go over your house for a random party/visit.
#66 to #45 - anonymous (10/26/2012) [-]
The national debt is only $16 trillion...
User avatar #75 to #66 - TheOriginalNerd (10/26/2012) [-]
16 trillion due at the end of THIS YEAR

96 trillion including that and world trade loans, healthcare loans, and misc
User avatar #129 to #75 - armenhart (10/26/2012) [-]
www.usdebtclock.org i hate to be a fag but it says 16 trillion
#72 to #66 - whosmokedmypot (10/26/2012) [-]
'Only'
User avatar #49 to #45 - TheOriginalNerd (10/25/2012) [-]
and the average ejaculation contains about 5ml of sperm

that means you would cum 1.92*10^14 ml of sperm
User avatar #42 to #39 - mrblueftw (10/25/2012) [-]
what porn do you watch that allows you to jack of 13.6 trillion times?
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