flood zapper. i do not own this comic strip nor am i implying that i do it belongs to ahcs.bungie.org.. HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE ALL NEW FLOOD BUG ZAPPER! TIRED OF HAVING YOU OR YOUR LOVED ONES BITTEN AND/OR ATTACKED BY THESE LITTLE CRITTERS? WELL NOT ANYMORE W flood zapper i do not own this comic strip nor am implying that it belongs to ahcs bungie org HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE ALL NEW FLOOD BUG ZAPPER! TIRED OF HAVING YOU OR YOUR LOVED ONES BITTEN AND/OR ATTACKED BY THESE LITTLE CRITTERS? WELL NOT ANYMORE W
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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #12 - GeneralZCD
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HI BILLY MAYS HERE WITH THE ALL NEW FLOOD BUG ZAPPER! TIRED OF HAVING YOU OR YOUR LOVED ONES BITTEN AND/OR ATTACKED BY THESE LITTLE CRITTERS? WELL NOT ANYMORE WITH THE FLOOD ZAPPER! JUST PLACE IN AN AREA WHERE THE FLOOD APPEAR, LET THE ZAPPER HANG IN THE AREA AND IN NO TIME THE FLOOD WILL BE ZAPPED CLEAN! YOURS TO OWN FOR ONLY A SMALL PAYMENT OF 19.95!!!!!
User avatar #111 to #12 - VirtualRunner
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Life is heaven if I can get this suit for $19.95.
User avatar #165 to #12 - DirtyShizno
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If I call now will you triple the offer?!
User avatar #169 to #12 - rockrulezrapsuckz
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this make me cry a little...its funny and BILLY MAYS IS DEAD
User avatar #175 to #12 - cameronchase
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User avatar #130 to #12 - JunkyFun
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WOW! THATS A LOW PRICE!
User avatar #162 to #130 - Onemanretardpack
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I KNOW!
#16 to #12 - gymboy
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dammit anyone else read it in his voice...then lose the game
#18 to #12 - EpicTie
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^ win ^
User avatar #20 to #18 - BornToBeAWESOME
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I want to look away from your avatar but I just can't!
#57 to #20 - anon id: 894c6828
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MOTHER OF **** EVERY TIME I SEE EPIC TIE'S ************* COMMENTS THIS ALWAYS HAPPENS. ************. WE GET IT. BOOBS ARE GREAT. THINK IT TO YOURSELF, I DONT ALWAYS NEED TO SEE SOME ******** COMMENT.
lOVE, ANON
User avatar #87 to #57 - BornToBeAWESOME
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Hey! Hey! Calm down sir! Turn off the caps lock butten and sit back down.
#151 to #87 - Warbird **User deleted account**
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Maybe he double failed, maybe it isn't caps lock, maybe it's sticky keys. In that case he's double ****** because I can never get mine to turn the **** off, you know, when you get really into a song and start tapping shift?
User avatar #137 to #18 - GeorgeBushIsSexi
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^epic tits^
#25 to #12 - fuckinganonymous
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BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE!!! CALL NOW AND YOU CAN GET A WARTHOG!!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT, YOU CAN PROTECT YOUR LOVED ONES AND YOURSELF FROM GIANT MUTANT BUGS AND RIDE IN STYLE!!!!!!! BUT WAIT, CALL NOW AND WE'LL DOUBLE THE PRICE!!!!!!1!!!!! THAT'S RIGHT, TWO AMORED BUG ZAPPERS AND 2 ************* WARTHOGS FOR THE INCREDIBLE PRICE OF $19.95
#127 to #25 - anon id: 4ea5e664
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wait you failled. you said WE'LL DOUBLE THE PRICE!!!!!!1!!!!
#163 to #127 - fuckinganonymous
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DAMN YOU!!!!!
#83 to #25 - anon id: 415c2b82
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i read both of them in Billy May's voice.
User avatar #173 to #25 - MungDaal
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Until you drive off that mother ******* cliff.
#35 - AwesomeBlossom **User deleted account**
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if you read this backwards, its about a guy in a helmet who decides that wearing the bug zapper sitting next to him would be an AWESOME idea.
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#1 - Chickeney **User deleted account**
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1st: he truely never takes off his helmet! except for that time when he did on the pelican and u could noclip to go see but there was just another helmet under the helmet he just took off
User avatar #5 to #1 - mmmmmtoast
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No one should really care, its supposed to be a secret forever.
User avatar #2 to #1 - IcyDeadPeople
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whats your 2nd point?
#3 to #2 - Letitfly **User deleted account**
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touche
#4 to #3 - anon id: 007af988
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he probably looks like Chuck Norris
#104 to #2 - anon id: c92ca1cf
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no. by 1st i meant first comment. =)
#8 - howardblandy
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man that suit really shocked me
User avatar #13 to #8 - freshblob
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*BUH DUH TSSSSSHHHHH*
#54 to #8 - beastkiller
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lol horrible pun
User avatar #113 - VirtualRunner
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and when a brute with a sword comes along, you're screwed
#118 to #113 - moosekaw **User deleted account**
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its hammer not sword...

-_-
User avatar #120 to #113 - TrevorNorris
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Yea, Elites have swords.
User avatar #121 to #120 - TrevorNorris
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I know that and I play PS3.
#140 to #121 - jembles
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......but i thought the ps3 has no games
User avatar #144 to #140 - TrevorNorris
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Goes to show what you know.
#146 to #144 - jembles
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no i know the ps3 has games and some are better than 360 and the other way around to
User avatar #143 to #140 - holycrapiliektoast
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dont ******* start that again
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User avatar #117 to #113 - Paranoid Sniper
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....... did you even play the games??
User avatar #125 to #113 - Mrdarkler
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yeah! and the elites with the battle rifle!
and the marines with the needler!
and the grunts come along and just blast him away with the shotgun, cause they're the best after all, right?
#134 to #125 - Double Post
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Marines do pick up needlers every once in a while, like in Sierra 117 when you save Johnson.
User avatar #141 to #134 - Mrdarkler
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No.
Don't defend this guy.
he doesn't deserve it.
#161 to #141 - Double Post
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He doesn't deserve it because he got got something wrong? I'm not defending him, it's pretty basic video game knowledge that brutes don't carry energy swords.

Oh yeah, and you can give grunts shotguns in Halo 2.
User avatar #129 to #113 - holycrapiliektoast
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i dont even play halo and i know thats wrong
User avatar #114 - stewieyes
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Thats a nice pair of tiger boxers XD
User avatar #124 to #114 - PedobearXD
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THEY'RE GREAT!!
#131 - ImZoey **User deleted account**
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WIN
#59 - anon id: a36dcf07
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Master chief is definitely black. He's 6' 10" and can jump like 15 feet, relative to his body height.
User avatar #60 to #59 - xAlphaWolfx
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hes white. hes john forge from halo wars. and the armor does all the crap. remember hes a enhanced supersoilder
User avatar #62 to #60 - PedoSaur
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He's not John Forge.
During the time of Halo Wars, Chief is only 6 years old.
If you read the books and didn't just assume things, you'd know that.
User avatar #73 to #62 - xAlphaWolfx
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the books are all written by different authors. its impossible for all them to collaborate and make a constant story line, so pretty much anyone at anywhere in time in any of those books could be mastercheif. but since at the end of halo3 cortana calls him john. everyone knows his name is john. then when halo wars comes out, theres this hardass soilder named john forge. so every accepted this to be mastercheif. and its widely accepted. i dont ,uch belive in it myself. but you cant argue with every halo fanatic, or you will end up ruining their self esteem and make them commit suicide. but i mostly agree with you. im just tryin to keep those halofraks from startin **** on me
User avatar #101 to #73 - dagold
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Rather than call you names Ill be nice, but John Forge sacrificed imself in the middle of an exploding star at the end of halowars. He didn't make it out. Had he made it out that would be a very probable theory to someone like me who hasn't read the books.
User avatar #82 to #73 - MonkeyCop
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Thank you... Im a Halo freak, you are very correct.
#79 to #73 - Coldfirejcc **User deleted account**
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ACTUALLY the only book written by a different author is the one about the flood. the rest are written by Eric Nylund. (i think thats his name)
User avatar #65 to #62 - OneThatNeverWas
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nice dude got it just before me
User avatar #67 to #65 - PedoSaur
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Lol nice.
It just annoys me when people are like.
"DURR HE"S OBVIOUSLY JOHN FORGE CUZ THEY BOTH BE NAMED JOHN DURR"
#80 to #67 - Coldfirejcc **User deleted account**
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Lol it was great wasnt it?

My teacher absolutely hated any form of video games but i got him to read the book and he went out and bought Halo 3 and an x-box 360.

Another mindless civilian converted succesfully!
User avatar #98 to #80 - PedoSaur
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Yeah, I loved all of the books.
#153 to #98 - Warbird **User deleted account**
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User avatar #167 to #153 - PedoSaur
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I get a facepalm...why?
#68 to #65 - Coldfirejcc **User deleted account**
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Okay i think you are all missing the point here. The point is that it was badass when John sideswiped the missle out of the air during training?

Am I right? or am i right?
User avatar #108 to #68 - Zylox
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you are right good sir
User avatar #71 to #68 - DaCrazyOne
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**** YEA!
#74 to #71 - Coldfirejcc **User deleted account**
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I dont know about you but I was in class and I was all like "**** YEA!"

I'm not going to lie i got giddy at that part... *wipes a tear from the corner of his eye*
User avatar #77 to #74 - DaCrazyOne
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I read it at my house, wide-eyed and all...
User avatar #63 to #60 - OneThatNeverWas
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he's most definatly not john forge from halo wars,read the fall of reach dumbass
User avatar #85 to #60 - MonkeyCop
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Btw, You should ******* read up on some **** dumbass. First hand John Forge Doesn't equal Master Chief... Anyways, Forge was a Sargent. On second hand, Its not the suit that makes him so ******* swift. Hes been trained hard for his entire life, he was injected to make him more kickass, the armor just protects him, gives him a hud, and gives him a extra boost.

Im ranting about this and i should stop.
User avatar #100 to #85 - PedoSaur
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Didn't realize there were so many Halo nerds here.
I thought I was the only one on FJ.
User avatar #107 to #100 - MonkeyCop
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Oh yea, Halo may have the biggest little kid gaming population but the story is the thing i strive for
User avatar #115 to #107 - PedoSaur
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Yeah, it has such a huge back story/universe, it's awesome.
User avatar #116 to #115 - MonkeyCop
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Its almost like Starwars' epic ness
User avatar #126 to #116 - PedoSaur
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but Halo doesn't have 3 horrible prequels so that's good XD
User avatar #166 to #126 - MonkeyCop
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Lol Agreed.
User avatar #94 to #85 - dagold
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Not too mention John forge blew himself up in the center of an exploding star at the end of halo wars, pretty hard to escape from that.
User avatar #105 to #94 - MonkeyCop
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Lol no **** right?
User avatar #88 to #85 - xAlphaWolfx
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hey screw. i just try to save myself some time and arguments and agree with those nerds at my school. im not a videogame fanatic ok
User avatar #90 to #88 - MonkeyCop
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well if your going to follow the crowd make sure the're right next time.
User avatar #96 to #90 - xAlphaWolfx
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well i assumed those little **** head knew what they were talking about since all they do is talk about halo.
User avatar #93 to #59 - IronDragon
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User avatar #106 to #93 - MonkeyCop
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#119 to #106 - moosekaw **User deleted account**
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win.
#128 to #93 - anon id: 9ff6bc53
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**** Yeah Nerd Fight!
User avatar #64 to #59 - PedoSaur
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Naw, in the books it says that he's white.
User avatar #91 to #59 - BornToBeAWESOME
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I've never heard of a black guy named John...
#76 - anon id: bce93b73
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racist,and good luck getting ur armor on :D
User avatar #97 to #76 - wyckedphobia
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how is this racist
#102 to #97 - anon id: 1a3d5cd2
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its showing only white people are smart enough to do something like this.
User avatar #103 to #102 - wyckedphobia
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...theres only one person in the comic
#157 to #102 - anon id: 7ce84077
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and... uhh... your stupidity is proving that.... you're an idiot.....
#110 to #102 - anon id: 1d56a315
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you ******* idiot, if you ever payed attention to halo you know that john is white your **** tard
User avatar #112 to #76 - BornToBeAWESOME
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What if he's just a really light shade of black? Does that make it better?
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User avatar #122 to #76 - McBalls
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User avatar #21 - bradynissen
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Wait, If he takes his suit off, won't the flood just attack him?
User avatar #23 to #21 - WhenIdie
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its a parody of a bug zapper. The flood are "attracted" to the suit like bugs are to the light.