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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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#2 - atrocitustheking
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Of course, it goes the other way around. Which would you rather have? A popsicle out of the package or one that's been stuck up a buncha hairy pussies?
#4 to #2 - anon id: 929e9c96
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it's gonna be ok
#15 to #2 - spoccifi
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User avatar #18 to #2 - toosexyforyou
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Would've been better if you didn't turn ghetto towards the end of that sentence. "A popsicle out of the package or one that's been inside 7 vaginas" would've sufficed.
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#38 to #2 - anon id: 940a8732
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Depending on whose pussy it is I might choose the later over the former
#52 to #2 - EdwardNigma
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Hairy pussies please. It adds extra flavour.
#7 to #2 - stigforprez
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User avatar #10 to #2 - ronyx
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But what if you wash it? it's like brand new again.
#22 to #10 - SuperBobbis
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#11 to #2 - bosshogoutlaw
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The second one.
#25 to #11 - ifaptokittens
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User avatar #16 to #2 - lucidria
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Confucius say:
If a lock is opened by many keys, it must be a bad lock.
If a key opens many locks, it must be a master key.
User avatar #51 to #16 - haunterbrony
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It's good for boy to meet girl in park
But better for boy to park meat in girl
User avatar #27 to #16 - aldheim
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When I first heard this joke, my friend said "opens any lock."
He was annoyed by my answer of 'skeleton key.'
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User avatar #31 to #27 - lucidria
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But not even the most badass ************ could **** just anyone's mother, so the word any doesn't necessarily apply.
Also, calling it a "master key" seems more appropriate than "skeleton key" because it sounds more general.
User avatar #32 to #31 - aldheim
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Master keys open a few set locks, i.e. every apartment in a complex, every Mcdonalds in a city or some **** like that.
Skeletons keys a supposed to be able to change to fit any lock.
User avatar #33 to #32 - lucidria
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I'm just saying there's always some lock that no key, not even a skeleton key could ever open.

There is a considerable amount of phallic and vaginal symbolism in this conversation.
User avatar #34 to #33 - aldheim
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My motto in life is "Nothing is locked if you hit it hard enough."
User avatar #98 to #34 - atrocitustheking
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IF BRUTE FORCE DOESN'T WORK THEN YOU'RE NOT USING ENOUGH!
User avatar #36 to #34 - lucidria
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Bow chicka bow wow.
User avatar #6 to #2 - renahime
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Thank you for that wondrous visual image.
#3 - lulzdealer
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Gettin' real sick of your ****, Cleaveland.
#49 to #3 - rplix
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When I saw "cleave"
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User avatar #70 to #53 - nevrit
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You know, it was really hard to finish my **** while laughing at your comment?
#61 to #53 - vexaton
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On a scale of 1-10, it would probably be;    
   
ToothpickUnderToenailAndKickAWall/10
On a scale of 1-10, it would probably be;

ToothpickUnderToenailAndKickAWall/10
#63 to #53 - vedgetable
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#58 to #53 - TheCynic
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It would be painful.

For the popcan.
#8 - theotherchosenone
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User avatar #48 to #8 - bigmitchninetyfive
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i think those belong to op
#35 - bitchplzzz
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I shall now never look at a cola bottle the same way.


Dirty whores.
#59 - madjackal
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#83 to #59 - rrenierr
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Submitted: 23 hours ago

Dang ******, how long does it take for you to blink?
#86 to #83 - madjackal
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you win this time
#89 to #83 - nemecyst
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An original reaction image?! What is this sorcery?!
User avatar #26 - dancokacole
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If i told you that someone else rode your favorite swing in the park would you just stop going to that swing since someone else used it? or do you go back because its still a pretty awesome slide
User avatar #28 to #26 - dancokacole
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swing*
User avatar #37 to #26 - funnyrage
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screw that swing i love this slide
User avatar #29 to #26 - viatio
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A better analogy would be, "If I told you someone came all over your favorite swing..."
User avatar #30 to #29 - viatio
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And you have to put your dick on it.
User avatar #60 to #30 - goldenglimmer
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Oh God, I lol'd so hard.
#56 - xxbassmanxx
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i saw this on facebook first
i saw this on facebook first
User avatar #79 to #56 - xxfireflyxx
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What is that gif from?
User avatar #80 to #79 - cnyeguy
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Iron Giant
User avatar #81 to #80 - xxfireflyxx
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Is it worth watching?
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User avatar #87 to #84 - xxfireflyxx
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o___o damn those feel movies. Thanks for the info.
User avatar #82 to #81 - cnyeguy
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It's an older kids movie, kinda cute if you're in to that thing, idk, haven't seen it for years
User avatar #85 to #82 - xxfireflyxx
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I might as well watch it, I've got nothing better to do with my time.
User avatar #88 to #85 - cnyeguy
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It's worth a watch
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User avatar #40 - fugbaum
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Why would anyone make a spin-off series of the least funny character?
User avatar #90 to #40 - Gandalfthewhite
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i wouldn't say he's the least funniest, more like joe or meg
User avatar #97 to #90 - fugbaum
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Meg is supposed to be unfunny, a least in the later seasons. But true, the Joe Show would have been worse.
User avatar #42 to #40 - vexaton
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Because he's black, and now they have a show to stuff all their black jokes...
User avatar #14 - blokrokker
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I think you accidentally your metaphor, Cleveland.
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