Avoiding speeding tickets. . Weetos, weeboo light. Cami see the roof of ownership of his car? oil where is he owner? killed him. hes in e trunk, ores my License

Avoiding speeding tickets

Weetos, weeboo
light. Cami see the
roof of ownership of
his car?
oil where is
he owner? killed him. hes in
e trunk,
ores my License
no proof of
I bet he also told
oui was speeding.
And thats how you avoid a speeding
ticket
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Submitted: 10/24/2012
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#7 - grogovic (10/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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>Tell that you've killed the car's owner.
>Policemen attempts to arrest you on the spot.
>You try to tell them it was a joke.
>They arrest you for misleading an officer.
#12 - drillur (10/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This doesn't work.
#156 - zukowashere (10/24/2012) [-]
And thats how you avoid a speeding ticket get front page with an old-reposted joke.
#40 - anomsssssss (10/24/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Avoiding getting busted for driving drunk:   
   
>drive drunk late night in city   
>WEE-OO WEE-OO   
>pull over   
>open the car door   
>quickly unbucle your seatbelt and switch to the passenger seat (cops won't see 						****					 cuz its dark n' shiz   
>cop ask you if you were driveing the car   
>"no sir im too drunk and don't have a license my friend jumped out of the car and ran away"   
>cops give you a free ride home
Avoiding getting busted for driving drunk:

>drive drunk late night in city
>WEE-OO WEE-OO
>pull over
>open the car door
>quickly unbucle your seatbelt and switch to the passenger seat (cops won't see **** cuz its dark n' shiz
>cop ask you if you were driveing the car
>"no sir im too drunk and don't have a license my friend jumped out of the car and ran away"
>cops give you a free ride home
#23 - negr (10/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo wee-oo
#171 - Pompano (10/25/2012) [-]
I bet that even cops have seen this joke on the internet by now.
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#176 - Thevaultboy (10/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#189 - sqeegeeman (10/25/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#161 - hairydickfarts (10/25/2012) [+] (2 replies)
you ****** . this was funny the first 12 times
#25 - antiponiesuser (10/24/2012) [+] (5 replies)
WHAT
THE
ACTUAL
**** !!!!

I JUST SAW THIS ON THE FRONT PAGE LIKE " MINS AGO!!!WTF DUDES YOU THUMB UP RE-MADE REPOSTS LIKE THIS?LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN THE FRONT PAGE!!!!!(pic related).....OK while i was searching for the pisture...you know what?...it wasn't on the main page...it was...on....9GAG YOU ******* FAGGOTS!!!THIS IS ALL YOU GOT?!faggots...

tl;dr:faggot reposter remade a post form 9gag(image related)
#151 - kingofunnyjunk (10/24/2012) [-]
First thing I think of when I see that siren
#54 - skinless (10/24/2012) [-]
reality
#26 - anonymous (10/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
In real life the cop would beat him.
User avatar #34 to #26 - jedawg (10/24/2012) [-]
Believe it or not, I'm psychic and I can tell you're black
#170 - caucasianblackbear ONLINE (10/25/2012) [-]
I would rather have just read this ridiculously old joke on some joke site rather than try to follow along to a microsoft paint comic that looks like a monkey flung large quantities of **** at it.
#153 - johnnybtrollin (10/24/2012) [-]
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#31 - poutinesalad (10/24/2012) [-]
Old joke is old.
Old joke is old.
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