IT HAS BEGUN

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(10/24/2012)[-]

modern robbery:

GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!!!!!

AAH I DON'T HAVE ANY CASH ON ME

Oh don't worry I take credit, ok just slide the card from there- ok good now just press that- now type in your pin code and the amount of money you want to give m,e no need to give it all, i just need to feed my sick son. ok. yes. good. ok. right. perfect! thanks for your time! ye- see ya!

#17 to #12 - drewsky

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(10/24/2012)[-]

#122 to #17 - foxoctopus

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(10/24/2012)[-]

yay olan rogers

#26 to #12 - beerterror

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(10/24/2012)[-]

Apart from obviously joking manner of the post - this is ******* possible. And if the robber is quick and smart enough, he can get the money out of the bank and disappear quicker than the victim can block and pursue the money-transfer.

That's not the most encouraging perspective.

#50 to #26 - sairento

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(10/24/2012)[-]

Here, take this, you have unupdated version ^^

#29 to #26 - Faz

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(10/24/2012)[-]

apart from it would show whos bank account your money went into on your bank statement so you would then know the robbers identity.

#31 to #29 - beerterror

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(10/24/2012)[-]

Well I guess it's not that hard to create a bank account under a false identity. I'm not sure though, as I'm not from US (and I think we're speaking about US now).

#34 to #31 - Faz

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(10/24/2012)[-]

Im from the UK and its near impossible to create a bank account under a false identity.

#39 to #34 - beerterror

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(10/24/2012)[-]

Ok, good to know. I guess I may exaggerated the problem too much. But still, I think that criminals would find a way to make their way.

#108 to #12 - oliphan

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(10/24/2012)[-]

"Give me £200 form your card now!"
"If I give you £250 can I get cash-back?"
"I don't see why not... Yeah, sure."

Robbing just got a hell of a lot more civilized.
I'm OK with this...

#22 to #12 - ohgodwaitimatheist

Reply+7

(10/24/2012)[-]

Well, the money has to go somewhere, AKA, the bank account that belongs to the person which has the machine, so they wouldn't get out of it so easily, given that it is registered on the robber's name, and there would be data regarding his adress and stuff.

With the proper legal methods, one could "block" the payments, so the money that will come to the bank account couldn't be "moved", so it would be safe to say they would get paid back.

Pic unrelated.

#151 to #12 - laxxy

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(10/25/2012)[-]

GIVE ME ALL THE MONEY!
Nah we couldnt do that, i mean we have to make a profit out of it, ill give you 30 bucks last bid.

#152 to #151 - laxxy

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(10/25/2012)[-]

well i didnt get as much as i wnated. but 30 bucks is enough to feed my wife and kids so i am happy. i will definatly come back to this place in the future.

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#118 to #12 - mcfrozen

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(10/24/2012)[-]

I was laughing so hard I missed the thumbs up button thrice

#153 to #12 - ManicalMayhem

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(10/25/2012)[-]

This is a more accurate modern day robbery....

#19 to #12 - sweetdreamsnigger

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(10/24/2012)[-]

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#2 - swiekim

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(10/23/2012)[-]

if hookers were given an iphone there would be ALOT more murders..

#10 to #2 - infamoustrapper

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(10/24/2012)[-]

#78 - thebakon

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(10/24/2012)[-]

SO YOU'RE TELLING ME YOU DON'T SWIPE THE CARD DOWN THEIR ASSCHEEKS!?

#115 to #78 - makhan

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(10/24/2012)[-]

Silly Heavy......that's where your penis goes.

#93 to #78 - sacrilegious

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(10/24/2012)[-]

Well, if they surgically implanted the reader in an ass cheek, then it might work.

#87 to #78 - kinglobster

Reply0

(10/24/2012)[-]

i heard you like family guy

#61 - thirdasscheek

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(10/24/2012)[-]

lol we use these at work

#62 to #61 - thirdasscheek

Reply+38

(10/24/2012)[-]

..for uhh non hooking related activity

#84 to #62 - madjik

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(10/24/2012)[-]

********

#42 - DrollHumor

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(10/24/2012)[-]

If she's a hooker, how the **** does she afford an iPhone?

#43 to #42 - Daemonseed

Reply+34

(10/24/2012)[-]

Because she's a hooker?

#44 to #43 - DrollHumor

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(10/24/2012)[-]

Do hookers make that much?

...The **** am I doing in college?!

#59 to #44 - zenkon

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(10/24/2012)[-]

Hookers do a lot!! even if they aren't pretty, obviously the pretty ones make tons of money.

#64 to #44 - heartlessrobot#128 on commentsRank#128

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(10/24/2012)[-]

Hookers make a lot of ******* money. A good one is $200 for a couple hours.

#57 to #44 - wagastragas

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(10/24/2012)[-]

#52 to #44 - anon id: 243e4597

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(10/24/2012)[-]

You could be a hooker, provided you are attractive.
Which you are, evidently, not.

#49 to #44 - cptmcbumhole

Reply0

(10/24/2012)[-]

.gif sauce?

#51 to #49 - DrollHumor

Reply0

(10/24/2012)[-]

Anime is called Panty & Stocking with Garterbelt

#47 to #42 - RodasAPC

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(10/24/2012)[-]

Because she accepts credit dummy

#85 to #42 - exclamation

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(10/24/2012)[-]

Because I dont know who that is.

#71 - siggythepiggy

Reply+30

(10/24/2012)[-]

MFW tags

#99 to #71 - xxeternaleclipsexx

Reply+6

(10/24/2012)[-]

MOIST TOWELETTES

They feel so GLORIOUS....

On my sweet ass.

#90 to #71 - demandsgayversion

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(10/24/2012)[-]

not sure if want

#1 - zombeast

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#8 to #1 - newfunnyjunksucks

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(10/24/2012)[-]

lol **** no, this thing takes a portion of the profit for the transaction. Do you really think drug dealers are gonna lose any of that money? HELL NO!

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