an old favorite

Step 1: Turn on histskin
Step 2: Fuck him up

All hail the Argonian master race motherfuckers.

>babysitting friends pets at his house while he's gone for a month
>he tells me i can stay there, eat his food, watch tv etc.
>first day there i see he has skyrim and has started a new profile
>he's pretty low rank and not far along
>his low ranking made all his enemies low skill level too (that's how it works)
>decide to troll
>rank up all non fighting skills
>healing, lock picking, speech, enchanting, etc
>get him high enough rank that he has to fight mostly Draugr Deathlords in every dungeon
>he calls me when he find out
>tells me not cool
>haven't been to his house since

dat neck

This is why they always have fresh food. They need their nutrition.

remembers me to this

dicked about as a breaton tried the story
got board
currently argonian
heavy armour, bow, 2 hand weapons, and other shit i pick up
picking locks is super useful in dwemer caves
currently cossin lands kill all who try to fuck with me

No match at all!!

Reminds me of this.

I love the escapist.

In the smithing panel, the little mouse/hamster on her shoulder has armor.

I have this really fucking stupid problem in Skyrim. I bought the perk or whatever that makes arrows hitting the shield do no damage, but arrows that hit my shield STILL DO FUCKING DAMAGE. I play Skyrim on xbox by the way. Shit makes me angry.

>Elven Armor

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