Skyrim

Now have I got a story for you. In my last skyrim game I made a really really ridiculously buff imperial character. When the time came to grab some weapon and armour, I decided "Fuck that shit" and dropped everything in my inventory. So there I am, completely naked buff as fuck imperial punching people to death, when i realise something even better could be done. I come across a dude with a two handed sword, and turn on invincibility mode in console, and wait until he decapitates me before fighting back. Now the dragonborn roams skyrim in nothing but a loincloth, suplexing people to death and shouting at them from the void where his head should be.

I just bought this new horsecart, and horse.
It runs on wheat and has 1 horsepower.
great if i want to take a trip to Solitude with the kids.

I was doing thieves guild junk as well as starting the companion questline last night, I forged some numbers at Brenethar's(whatever his name is) general shop in Whiterun, then went to companions, became werewolf, this one guard and Brenethar sees me, Brenethar rushes me with a knife, then the guard pulls out a bow and shoots one arrow and manages to hit Brenethar in the back of the head, the guard then just put away his bow and ran off, like he knew what he did. Proceed to laugh my ass of.
Go to theives guild to get paid, Delvin says "the town wanted compensation for the shopkeeper you killed"
<MFW that guard wasn't trying to kill me, he just wanted to screw me out of 500 gold.

> Go to solitude, see imperial practicing arching

> Pickpocket his arrows, give him one daedric arrow

> Come back each day to get infinite daedric arrows he shoots

>Be noob, stealing a horse from whiterun stables
>Get's noticed, three guard coming after me and shit
>Escape with horse to some random ruins
>Horse is stuck, lag laggety lag
>Suddenly get off horse automaticly
>See horse levetate 50 fucking feet up in the air
>Flies off into the sunset
>I've seen some shit.

this has been in my reaction folder for months. glad to know i probably have a ton of "frontpage material" just lying around.

When I finally get around to playing Skyrim, I'm going to make my first character look like black Dynamite.

My face when the dragon the whole thing up

Here we go again!

Lol'd hard on this one.