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>panic
>immediately cry, cum, and soil myself
>stop long enough to go and try and talk to her
>Just say "hi i'm an off beat good looking dude"
>"HI I BEAT OFF GOOD LOOKING DUDES"
>try and crack a smile but vomit on her
>panic and punch her
>run home crying
>several hours later i hear a knock on the door
>it's the police
>they followed the trail of spaghetti home
>i'm writing this from prison now
>pic related

>be amputee
>missing leg
>wabble up to her
>ask for her name
>get rejected
>fall backwards
>get into fetal position
>cry deeply
>say she pushed me
>get her arrested
>mfw

Id think shes staring at someone behind me and move out of the way.....

Probably look away because I lack social skills.

stare back, making this face, slowly backing away

Why were you oustide in the first place?

Give her a nice, subtle smile.

Mmmm Effy Stonem <3

**aftercafe rolled a random image posted in comment #3 at Rape face **
she looks at you like this.
what does FJ do?

fall in love and make sweet sweet passionate sex with her for the rest of my life.....

Rape is the only answer.
It solves everything.

have some

**xxiownnubsxx rolled a random image posted in comment #12 at If you stare long enough ** <- what stares at me

What i do.

Give the bitch 'The Look'.