Makes sense. Oh wait...

bitch please

'futbxl'?
how the hell is that pronounced..

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Except England used the term soccer first, and it was one of the first names used for the sport now widely called football.

http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/06/the-origin-of-the-word-soccer/

It's funny because the word "Soccer" comes from the UK.

on croatian is nogomet

The Japanese call it Shūkyū (蹴球)
or Futtobōru (フットボール)
or Sakkā (サッカー)

Most languages have a literal (or rather, universal) translation, and then their own word for it.

Well America already calls another sport football, so wouldn't it be confusing to call the sport something very similar like futball ?

Fyt me irl fgt

Ok, we get it, different places pronounce things differently.

Comment #3 aside, it's not like we actually have another sport played here that is called football or anything like that.

Everyone: Ananas
U.S: Pineapple

rugby=rugby
soccer=wogball
afl= gayFL
peanutbutter and jelly= peanut butter and jam

in NZ we call the one with the round ball soccer and the one with the oval ball rugby
now if you'll excuse me i have to go back to the fields to graze