the walking dead. . FM}! IT. THIS IS A STUDY Gull]! T", III"! DREAMS. ive never understood peoples fascination with a zombie apocalypse actually happening its a cool theory to watch, but wed all just get the first day it started
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FM}! IT. THIS IS A STUDY
Gull]! T", III"! DREAMS
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#7 - WolfRider (10/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
ive never understood peoples fascination with a zombie apocalypse actually happening

its a cool theory to watch, but wed all just get ****** the first day it started
User avatar #4 - brokentrucker ONLINE (10/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You.

Yes, you.

Read The Zombie Survival Guide before you **** up and get eaten.
#10 - lolerbot (10/23/2012) [+] (13 replies)
If a zombie apocalypse really happened, it would have to start with a single   
zombie. This means that at first, there would only be 20-100 zombies within the first   
day. After a week, the numbers would get threatening, but the zombies would   
have probably been killed instantly by soldiers or rednecks.
If a zombie apocalypse really happened, it would have to start with a single
zombie. This means that at first, there would only be 20-100 zombies within the first
day. After a week, the numbers would get threatening, but the zombies would
have probably been killed instantly by soldiers or rednecks.
#11 to #10 - thefasrdog (10/23/2012) [-]
Unless its like the show where if you die normally you turn into a zombie anyways.
User avatar #47 - derangedberger (10/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Implying any of us would last more than a few days in a zombie apocalypse.
User avatar #56 - biggrand (10/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
> you wont have any more porn
> no more taco bell or white castle
> no more mlp episodes
> like sleeping in the comfy bed and waking up without waking up to zombie uncle about to molest your brains?
> any hot chick you encounter probably hasnt taken a shower, shaved, or wiped her ass in days
> and there's already someone else banging Lauren Faust


still want this?
#2 - bokkos ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
No, because in my dreams any children who run out into the wild ******* die. Because that's how nature works.
#66 - KingTroll (10/24/2012) [+] (3 replies)
this makes me really wanna watch it lol. where could i watch all the episodes? I checked out hulu but they dont have it :(
+1
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User avatar #46 - Nullifier (10/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
There won't be zombies. "I am legend" style things, mutated humans, possibly. But not zombies.

1. Animals. Insects, dogs, etc. tear them to pieces, especially with no sense for "hey, i should slap that bug"
2. Cold. No automated body temperature regulation system.
3. Heat. Bloating. Explosions. Need I say more?
4. Inefficiency of transfer. Biting? Really? **** , only reasons major contagious diseases get around is because they're airborne, waterborne, or sexually transmitted (we like the fuxx) and that is only because the infected can pass as uninfected.
#27 - atomicsnowball (10/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Wouldn't this technically be the study guide?
User avatar #35 to #27 - roflstorm ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
that book taught me everything i know about the undead
User avatar #24 - theonewhoderps (10/24/2012) [+] (2 replies)
moving to madagascar
reference
#72 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/24/2012) [-]
To sit around and complain? I think not.
#49 - funkyrednipples (10/24/2012) [-]






mosquitoes
#44 - callofvikings (10/24/2012) [-]
You people just will not have it if earth ends any other way,

The earth will be flooded and you will be using that stock of guns and ammo to kill fish and any other vessel you see in sight.
#36 - roflstorm ONLINE (10/24/2012) [-]
speaking of zombie survival....
User avatar #26 - eloog (10/24/2012) [-]
FJ members, experts on zombie apocalypses.
User avatar #15 - reaperssprint (10/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Then when the zombie apocalypse does happen and none of the **** made up for these shows and movies actually applies you're all ****** for trying to be a zombie fighting badass.
User avatar #13 - clasp ONLINE (10/24/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Surprised so no one was smart enough to change sides.

I mean it's a zombie apocalypse, not gonna see a ton of people going in.
User avatar #3 - amarazengiku (10/23/2012) [-]
I think who takes that series as any guide to survive a zombie apocalypse, is gonna have a very short apocalypse.

To quote Hershel: "I do not understand how you people survived this long!"

even though one could use it as a "how not to"....
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