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User avatar #5 - godtherapist ONLINE (10/22/2012) [+] (11 replies)
They are designed like that because of skirts. Women's bikes have lowers bars so they could get on without lifting their legs up so far that hey would have to show off their panties to everyone. Men on the other hand have pants and do not have this problem.
User avatar #24 - fitchy (10/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
It's actually so women can wear skirts while riding their bike
#31 - drumtastic (10/23/2012) [+] (3 replies)
User avatar #9 - plasticmadman (10/22/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I technically lost my virginity to riding a guy's bike and vag-slamming in to the bar.
#12 to #9 - hipsophobadon (10/22/2012) [-]
So one might say you got railed.   
Nailed it.
So one might say you got railed.
Nailed it.
#30 - mtandy (10/23/2012) [-]
Or, you know, people could just learn to ride a bike.
Or, you know, people could just learn to ride a bike.
User avatar #17 - Lintutu (10/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
it still hurts. We have a lot more nerves exposed, but the main part of the organ isn't hanging out so it hurts less than it would for a man.
User avatar #22 to #17 - ryukyukids (10/23/2012) [-]
the bar that goes between your legs is lower.
#34 - funnygiggles (10/23/2012) [-]
Men don't fall off bikes.
User avatar #57 - MegaAwesomeSauce (10/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
They don't make bikes for gender, one is to give the frame more support in order to help on off road terrain, the other one is just a casual suburbs bike
#58 to #57 - doggstar (10/23/2012) [-]
ahem.. bikes are made for gender. the womans bicycle is designed such so she may where a dress whilst riding
#15 - katastrophelol (10/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The reason for the shape of the women bike ist, so that women who wear a skirt dont have to swing their leg so high in the air when mounting onto the bike, so there is no risk of showing their secret place
User avatar #51 - Compootor (10/23/2012) [+] (2 replies)
**Compootor rolls 44** They see me rollin'
#47 - lazaman (10/23/2012) [+] (6 replies)
>Be me
>Riding bike with my niece outfront of my house
>Niece is a bitch
>Hit curb and fly forward and hit my crotch against the bike bar
>Lay on ground crying in agony
>Ask niece to help me
>Niece is laughing at me
>No help for 2 minutes
>Mom finally hears my cries
MFW 2 days later theres a huge ******* bruise on my crotch. Luckily most of the impact was taken by my inner thigh, so I wasn't ******* castrated by a bike.
User avatar #66 to #63 - lazaman (10/23/2012) [-]
If I was your mom I would have aborted you.
User avatar #74 - meteorswarm (10/23/2012) [-]
Actually this was designed for skirts so they caould get off and on the bike easier.
#46 - itwasntnsfw (10/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>be me
>own a bike with terrible brakes
>always have to slam on the brakes with force to gradually slow it down
>pedaling backwards does nothing
>be 16
>at family barbecue
>get on new bike
>ride for a little bit
>decide to stop
>slam brakes
> ****** .jpg
>Flip over handle bars
>Face hurdling towards ground
>right arm out first
>roll and slide
>knees, right wrist, all scraped and bruised
>walk back to house super pissed
>tell 3 year old cousin to get the bike out of anger
>sit down on porch
>sitting in silence
>they notice I'm hurt
>go to hospital
>cast for 3 months
I got in on at the beginning of summer, got it off at the end.
tl;dr I flipped over handle bars and no one saw me, and no one knew I was hurt.
User avatar #2 - splendiddust (10/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
this would have been funnier without the bottom pannel. also this implies that when a girl falls on a bike, she doesnt fall off and break her head coz she was to ******* stupid to wear a helmet
User avatar #4 to #3 - splendiddust (10/22/2012) [-]
down under, you can get fined for not wearing one
User avatar #62 - bitchplzzz (10/23/2012) [-]
I, too bleed when falling on my nutsack.
User avatar #77 - bobodevetjedan (10/23/2012) [-]
How exactly do you fall from bike like that?
User avatar #70 - waiwei (10/23/2012) [-]
Those have to be really short legs man.
User avatar #48 - albinodogcrap (10/23/2012) [-]
I didn't learn how to ride a bike as a kid, but when my friends started riding theirs I asked my mom for one for my birthday... It did not go well. Racing against my friend, the finish line was next to a fence. Naturally competitive, when my friend started to slow up I pedaled even faster, slammed into the fence and bruised my balls. At least I won. Also, while learning to ride through practice I was hit by three cars, two of them were parked. Moral of the story, bikes are out to get me.
#14 - homosexuals (10/22/2012) [-]
I love simply love it. Cycling while taking risks is best cycling. Makes you feel like a man for riding a bike (and a ******* sissy if you **** up)
User avatar #79 - bongsly (10/23/2012) [-]
anyone else find bike seats to be un-naturaly uncomfortable
i know its shaped to your ass and gooch
but why cant i have a bike seat that hugs my ass
or atleast is soft
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