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Meanwhile at the hospital

Faggots like to be called homos now.
Tags is the seat thats reserved for your father at the school play

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As I was being walked by a nurse to the operating room fer my shoulder surgery, I told her about a bet I had made with my friends on how I would fight and win
the anesthesia.
So upon entering the (OR, i was asked to lie down on the freezing cold operating table. My bare arse was touching the metal table, and I could feel my balls
don' t worry about that, we won' t look down there. At that point I was as red as a tomato.
contract fromthe cold, be followed by my little soldier retreating into my pelvis, I looked down at my area, and the nurses eyes met mine and she said,
Within seconds they had me wired me up with sensors, and tubing, and introduced me to both the surgeon and anesthesiologist, who seemed like a nice guys.
The anesthesiologist then walked me through the process ehwhat was about to be done. He told me that he was now plugging in a tube that would transferees , and I would be knocked out in a
couple of seconds. He told me to relax, put my head back, and count backwards from loo.
I felt my head getting heavy and I began to lose control of my arms.
I suddenly propped myself up while letting out a manly hulk groan, and yelled, "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia!!"
A nurse turned around in shock and screamed in terror.
Turns out what I really yelled was "I don' t need no education", and both my eyes were pointing into different directions.
Needless to say, I lost the bet.
When I woke up, I was greeted by multiple giggling hospital staff. In the distance I could hearth's saying, "Pink Floyd has come to".
Ididn' t getthe reference up until the surgeon came to check on me and told the what I had done.
That was an epic story. Bro.
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That was ******* funny as **** op
I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia}?
Oold
Here is 10 internets her you op
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#3 - scottysglasses (10/22/2012) [-]
This post, evrytim
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#7 - aconfuseddonut has deleted their comment [+] (2 replies)
#11 to #7 - sunnydaycoffee (10/23/2012) [-]
You're 						*******					 dumb.
You're ******* dumb.
#8 - woofman ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
#24 - patpatty (10/23/2012) [-]
MFW I laughed harder then I ever have at Funny Junk
#2 - waffies ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
Best 4chan post in a long while
Best 4chan post in a long while
#29 - dikslapping ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
I thought of this.
User avatar #5 - vivadongodon (10/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Looks like some scrub has thumbed everyone down...I know what I must do.
#4 - Jordpb (10/22/2012) [-]
User avatar #1 - dubstepforme (10/22/2012) [-]
******* 4chan always gets me going
#20 - apronboobsface (10/23/2012) [-]
I laughed my arse off then looked at my friends (who were watching a film) like <   
they had no idea what the 						****					 I was laughing at
I laughed my arse off then looked at my friends (who were watching a film) like <
they had no idea what the **** I was laughing at
User avatar #18 - deathchain (10/23/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I convulsed so hard from laughing I launched my headphones across the room.

Funniest thing I've seen on here in the last two weeks.
User avatar #22 - imabser (10/23/2012) [+] (5 replies)
How does "I don't need no education" sound anything like "I made a bet that i would beat the anesthesia" i'm guessing pink floyd is stupid.
#25 to #22 - ritzrules ONLINE (10/23/2012) [-]
don't worry. there's help for you.
#10 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/23/2012) [-]
that literally made me cry
User avatar #23 - hammerofdorn (10/23/2012) [-]
Laughed, laptop fell from desk and hit my dick, kept laughing and rolling on ground in agony. Internet what have you done to me.
User avatar #15 - Pikachuuu (10/23/2012) [-]
That was the funniest thing i have read in so long.. about to read again
#14 - DoctorWaffless (10/23/2012) [+] (4 replies)
well
User avatar #21 - Jnog (10/23/2012) [-]
******* awesome!!!!!!
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