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Cl Anonymous (ID: ) (12/ 26/ 12( Sun) 1% No/ 383649568
As I was being walked by a nurse to the operating room fer my shoulder surgery, I told her about a bet I had made with my friends on how I would fight and win
So upon entering the (OR, i was asked to lie down on the freezing cold operating table. My bare arse was touching the metal table, and I could feel my balls
don' t worry about that, we won' t look down there. At that point I was as red as a tomato.
contract fromthe cold, be followed by my little soldier retreating into my pelvis, I looked down at my area, and the nurses eyes met mine and she said,
Within seconds they had me wired me up with sensors, and tubing, and introduced me to both the surgeon and anesthesiologist, who seemed like a nice guys.
The anesthesiologist then walked me through the process ehwhat was about to be done. He told me that he was now plugging in a tube that would transferees , and I would be knocked out in a
couple of seconds. He told me to relax, put my head back, and count backwards from loo.
I felt my head getting heavy and I began to lose control of my arms.
I suddenly propped myself up while letting out a manly hulk groan, and yelled, "I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia!!"
A nurse turned around in shock and screamed in terror.
Turns out what I really yelled was "I don' t need no education", and both my eyes were pointing into different directions.
Needless to say, I lost the bet.
When I woke up, I was greeted by multiple giggling hospital staff. In the distance I could hearth's saying, "Pink Floyd has come to".
Ididn' t getthe reference up until the surgeon came to check on me and told the what I had done.
That was an epic story. Bro.
That was fucking funny as fuck op
I made a bet that I would beat the anesthesia}?
Here is 10 internets her you op