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how to survive being buried alive:
1. remain calm
2. one-inch-punch your way out of your coffin

I'm sure this would be really useful for someone who is shaving whilst working on their car with dull scissors and no scale while improving their teeth to be on time to be a food taster while encased in a coffin secured by stripped screws buried in quicksand, but I'm not one of those people.

Kill Bill anyone?

well fuck that text

"loose, dry dirt" still has a density of about 1,200 kg per cubic meter, or about 2,700lbs............ so unless you even lift

if im trapped in a coffin i doubt im going to be in any state of mind to remember all that...

Fuckin goosebumps just from reading three words, Sharpen, Scissors, Aluminum.

When did the favorites button change?
I just noticed it...

mfw "Free Radicals"

You're not so radical.

You could put the fucking multimeter on the battery terminals and look for 14 volts there too, so you don't fuck up your hands on the fans of in the belt like a goddamn retard. Fuck, if the alternator isn't working, you'll just see 12 volts anywhere you fucking look. And if the goddamn belt is slipping, you'll fucking hear that shit screeching like a cheap hooker. And that voltage regulator? If anybody who needs this guide to do this shit finds excessive voltage, that fucking battery is a smoldering chunk of shit by then.

This is shit first-year techs learn, and you managed to fuck it up.

Brushing teeth with baking soda may injure your gums please take precautions

MFW buried alive, now that I know that

Amanda Todd tried that teeth whitening thing but substituted baking soda for bleach