THE SHAME OF IT ALL. OH THE HORROR - OH THE HUMANITY. I WAS THERE THAT AWFUL DAY'. I LOGGED ONTO MY BELOVED "FUNNYJUNK", A SITE THAT I HAD ENJOYED FOR SC) LONG
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THE SHAME OF IT ALL

OH THE HORROR - OH THE HUMANITY

I WAS THERE THAT AWFUL DAY'.
I LOGGED ONTO MY BELOVED "FUNNYJUNK", A SITE
THAT I HAD ENJOYED FOR SC) LONG ON THOSE LONG
AND FAPLESS NIGHTS. IT WAS A CHALLENGE TO VIE.
IT WAS A PLACE WHERE ALL BACON EATING MEN AND
SAMMICH MAKING WOMEN HAD AN EQUAL SHOT
FORA PLACE ON THE COVETED FIRST PAGE.
HAPPY WAS I TO SEE I HAD REACHED THE LEVEL OF
LEVEL 19 BADASS STATUS FOR ALL Vpf Mildly' MONTHS
OF EFFORT.
THEN IT HAPPENED. THE HORROR STRUCK ME DOWN
LIKE A MAN WHO HAD JUST BEEN LEFT BY' HIS WIFE
FOR ANOTHER WOMAN. THE ULTIMATE INSU LT STARED
BACK INTO MY WATERING EYES.
BUT I COULD NOT THROUGH I/ CONSTRICTED
THROAT'S I SAT GASPING FOR AIR IN TOTALING
UTTER DISBELIEF.
ALL MY h/ l/ UNIV MONTHS OF WEEDING THROUGH THE
ADS FOR GAMES, VIAGRA, AND THOSE HORNY LITTLE
BITCHES THAT KEPT POPPING UP ON MY SCREEN TO
TELL ME THEY WERE IN MY TOWN AND IN NEED OFA
MAN RIGHT BECAME MOOT AS I REALIZED I HAD
BEEN BUTA PAWN IN THE MONEY MAKING GAME OF
FIRST "ADMIN" AND THEN "THE DESIGNER"
THEN I THOUGHT OF THE OTHERS LIKE THE GUY THAT
MUST HAVE SPENT WEEKS CREATING THE KINGDOM
OF FUNNYJUNK, COMPLETE WITH TROLLS UNDER THE
BRIDGES AND THE LIKE, AND MY HEART BLED FOR HIM
AND HIS DELUSIONAL BELIEF THAT FUNNYJUNK WAS
SOMETHING BIGGER THAN HIMSELF.
YES, THERE IT WAS. AS CLEAR AS THE EVENING SKY'.
THE HUMILIATION, THE SLAP IN THE FACE, THE
DESIGNER (DIN) A MISSION TC) ERASE ALL VALIDITY OF
ANY AND EVERYONE WHO HAD WORKED SC) HARD TC)
MAKE WHAT IT "WAS"
IN IT' S SHAMEFUL GLORY IT MOCKED US ALL. IT
LAUGHED AS WE BLED.
MAY WE ALL FIND A WAY TO RECLAIM THE LIVES, THE
TIME, THE DEDICATED EFFORTS THAT WE GAVE SO
FREELY IN WHAT CAN ONLY BE CALLED. . .
INI U bl AGATE
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User avatar #2 - kerian (05/15/2010) [-]
lol
#1 - anonymous (05/11/2010) [-]
OH GAWD NOT BACON
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