Hail to the King, baby. . TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS I Anonymous (( Sun) 13: & 56 65 KB, 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg) Me: Hey beautiful Her: Wow,
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Hail to the King, baby

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTIFUL"
POST RESULTS
I Anonymous (( Sun) 13: & 56
65 KB, 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum.
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: We got balls M steel!
Her: lei you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he sawthis.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA em, yeu' re so weird taday_ You tell me I' m beautiful and now yeu' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think youre kind of cute so if youre net doing anything right now, why dent you come over? Just dent tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail tithe king, baby
Her: lei, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call hem a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I ******* LOVE YOU
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Submitted: 10/21/2012
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#88 - frankpolard (10/22/2012) [-]
at "acting alpha"
#86 - responsibletim (10/22/2012) [-]
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#82 - arandomanon ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
I hope people don't believe this because if the post is legit, tomorrow I'll find the hottest girl on earth, I'll wink her and she'll beg me sex for all eternity
I hope people don't believe this because if the post is legit, tomorrow I'll find the hottest girl on earth, I'll wink her and she'll beg me sex for all eternity
#81 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
NO GIRL EVER SAYS 'YOU ARE BEING ALPHA' OR THAT SORT OF **** HAHA
#80 - draxdiesel ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
well that's great and all until he gets there and hes like this guy with the "erm well i, i, i, erm oh sorry hehe well..."
#79 - Claegel (10/22/2012) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful.
Her: **** off you horny bastard!
Me: k.
User avatar #78 - cnyeguy (10/22/2012) [-]
That **** was so cash
#90 to #78 - therealredhood (10/22/2012) [-]
No, this is Cash.
User avatar #77 - Xillixking (10/22/2012) [-]
"Hey there beautiful"
"Hey there kiddo, how you doing"
"Why do you keep calling me kiddo, I'm older than you?"
...
No response, I'm a beta bitch
User avatar #76 - terminalvelocity (10/22/2012) [-]
"come get some" baby
User avatar #75 - catsgomeowalot (10/22/2012) [-]
im calling shenanigans

i doubt she would have said "acting all alpha"
User avatar #74 - redclover (10/22/2012) [-]
"Hey there beautiful."
"You're still not getting that raise."

My boss has no sense of humor.
User avatar #89 to #74 - frankpolard (10/22/2012) [-]
I would love a boss like that :D
#72 - alphajunk (10/22/2012) [-]
im gonna do that, real or not. Sounds pretty awesome    
(Unless she calls her big ass tough boyfriend down, then im screwed)
im gonna do that, real or not. Sounds pretty awesome
(Unless she calls her big ass tough boyfriend down, then im screwed)
#73 to #72 - oldfags (10/22/2012) [-]
Or you COULD maybe go alpha and kick his ass with a lead pipe if he try's to start something? Seeing as you appear to be a beta, which means a fight for you isn't protecting anything short of your life...
#84 to #73 - doggstar ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
a lead pipe? sure it seems scary but it can be cumbersome.. best off using your fists and some steel toe boots
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#70 - jaerbuen (10/22/2012) [-]
"you're acting all alpha"   
   
Hah, I don't believe that for one second.
"you're acting all alpha"

Hah, I don't believe that for one second.
User avatar #68 - imnotkickthecat (10/22/2012) [-]
"hey there beautiful"

"honey go to bed, its 10 pm"
#67 - dinosauraids (10/22/2012) [-]
**dinosauraids rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Do you even lift? ** Its on 4chan so it must be true!
#66 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
Damn women can't appreciate a kind gesture
text: Hey there beautiful
her: Omg, get out of the bathroom you ******* creep.
#65 - Sammael (10/22/2012) [-]
Text: hey there beautiful
my gf talking: "why are you texting me, I'm standing right here..."
User avatar #63 - whycanticaps (10/22/2012) [-]
don't care if it's not real, made me laugh
#59 - anonymous (10/22/2012) [-]
"The stories and information posted here are artistic works of fiction and falsehood.
Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact."
#64 to #59 - matfield **User deleted account** (10/22/2012) [-]
It's not like that rule should be written all over the internet...
#62 to #59 - ishalltroll (10/22/2012) [-]
Beat me to it anon, I was just about to post that.
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