Hail to the King, baby. . TEXT HER "HEY THERE BEAUTIFUL" POST RESULTS I Anonymous (( Sun) 13: & 56 65 KB, 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg) Me: Hey beautiful Her: Wow,
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Hail to the King, baby

TEXT HER "HEY
THERE BEAUTIFUL"
POST RESULTS
I Anonymous (( Sun) 13: & 56
65 KB, 352x300, Duke Nukem, jpg)
Me: Hey beautiful
Her: Wow, thanks. That was unexpected
Me: I' m not saying it because it' s nice, I' m saying it because it' s true.
Her: My my, whats gotten into you? Youre in a really sweet mood rite now it
Me: I realized It' s time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I' m all outta gum.
Her: You know I have a boyfriend right? Why are you saying this to me anyway?
Me: We got balls M steel!
Her: lei you probably do cause he' d be pissed if he sawthis.
Me: I' m an equal opportunity ass kicker!
Her: HAHA em, yeu' re so weird taday_ You tell me I' m beautiful and now yeu' re acting all alpha
Me: Balls of steel!
Her: Right right. Look, honestly I think youre kind of cute so if youre net doing anything right now, why dent you come over? Just dent tell anyone okay it
Me: Hail tithe king, baby
Her: lei, just get the hell over here
Me: Damn I' m good
Did I really just get a booty call hem a girl with a boyfriend using Duke Nukem lines?
I ******* LOVE YOU
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Submitted: 10/21/2012
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#9 - Tatou (10/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
----- "Hi there, beautiful!
----- 10 minutes in, no reply, close facebook

Not everyone is a Duke
#8 - zedacedia (10/22/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Win? You don't know win until you've seen this **** .
#2 - whodeargaydear (10/21/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: Hi...
Me: What?
Her: R u a lezbo?
Me: No of couse not.
Her: Den y u call me beautiful
Me: I called you beautiful because it's opposite day.
Her: Aww dats sweet of you.
Me: Yes, I know.

Everything went better than expected?
#35 - kornadth (10/22/2012) [-]
what OP actually did
what OP actually did
#36 - VaultTechy (10/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Because chicks these days say "acting all alpha" all the time.....
Because chicks these days say "acting all alpha" all the time.....
#1 - asdfghjklzx (10/21/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Me: Hey there beautiful
Her: What was that mean to be?
Me: I'm not saying it because it's nice, I'm saying it because it's true.
Her: Well in that case, thank you.
Me: I realized it's time to talk to beautiful girls and chew bubble gum, and I'm all outta gum.
Her: Shiet.
Me: You wanna dance?
Her: Yes.
Me: Dance for me, baby!
Her: Well that escalated quickly.
Me: I go where I please, and I please where I go.
Her: Now you're just being weird.
Me: I've got balls of steel!
Her: Well you and your balls of steel are weird as
Me: It's down to you and me!
Her: Ugh.

**** .
#52 - forasecond (10/22/2012) [-]
>Hey, beautiful
>I told you to delete my number, asshole.
probably shouldn't have texted my ex girlfriend
#57 - stayoutofmyshed ONLINE (10/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#47 - dontdeletemyuser (10/22/2012) [-]
yes, because this totally happened.
User avatar #34 - ronyx ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
Legit as ****
User avatar #39 - theomcdwiggy (10/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I would do something like this, but I already have a girlfriend. :/
#58 to #39 - Keoul (10/22/2012) [-]
So text your girlfriend this.   
Freaking retard
So text your girlfriend this.
Freaking retard
User avatar #74 - redclover ONLINE (10/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Hey there beautiful."
"You're still not getting that raise."

My boss has no sense of humor.
#23 - bjorngrim (10/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
So.  Much.  Win.
So. Much. Win.
#67 - dinosauraids (10/22/2012) [-]
**dinosauraids rolled a random image posted in comment #38 at Do you even lift? ** Its on 4chan so it must be true!
#70 - jaerbuen (10/22/2012) [-]
"you're acting all alpha"   
   
Hah, I don't believe that for one second.
"you're acting all alpha"

Hah, I don't believe that for one second.
User avatar #68 - imnotkickthecat ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
"hey there beautiful"

"honey go to bed, its 10 pm"
User avatar #16 - ladefuckinda (10/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
-Hey Beautiful
-Wtf? You gay now?
-Sorry it was for the internet.
#30 - jeunechien (10/22/2012) [-]
Seems legit.
Seems legit.
#79 - Claegel (10/22/2012) [-]
Me: Hey there beautiful.
Her: **** off you horny bastard!
Me: k.
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