Bitch. Tags are telling the truth. iria' BM tilte:. Oh my god. Ugly girls always think that i'm flirting with them just because i didn't try to light them on fire within three seconds of meeting them.
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Submitted: 10/21/2012
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#1 - mrmeowmixmcgee (10/21/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Oh my ******* god.
Ugly girls always think that i'm flirting with them just because i didn't try to light them on fire within three seconds of meeting them.
User avatar #51 - sexualness (10/22/2012) [+] (9 replies)
>be female me
>in class
>see kid who other people think is weird because he plays league of legends, magic, and minecraft etc. and hes chubby
>decide to be friendly and give him the benefit of the doubt by talking and getting to know him because he probably is a normal guy and everyone is just exaggerating his being weird
>we talk hes actually not that bad and really funny
>semester ends and the class is over
>he starts following me around school
>sneaking up behind me and hugging me
>sitting at my lunch table
>making up scenarios about us being married and having children and a dog
>inviting me to his house to play video games
>stalking me on facebook
>telling people around school that im his girlfriend
>he still stalks me
>I was only trying to be nice
>He actually was weird and i regret everything
User avatar #8 - beastpwnrlol (10/22/2012) [+] (6 replies)
theres this girl that sits behind me at lunch, i said she has nice shoes

1 WEEK LATER

"so derp i heard you wanna **** derpette while shes sleeping"
#32 - oodlesandoodles ONLINE (10/22/2012) [-]
Last year I went to Target to pick up Skyrim the day it was released. At the time, Target wasn't open yet, and there were about five or six other people waiting. I absolutely loathe awkward silences, so I tried to make small talk with this one woman who I assumed was someone's mother. I said, "I don't don't usually get this early to buy video games, but-" and she responds with: "Yes, I'm buying it for my BOYFRIEND!" Obviously, she thought I was hitting on her, so I stepped back and gave her some space.
#22 - wymetehoriginal (10/22/2012) [+] (5 replies)
I recently learned that opening the door for girls is sexist. Fukken sorry then.
#34 - pineappletime (10/22/2012) [+] (2 replies)
he complimented my outfit. he obviously wants the V.
#26 - damago (10/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
**damago rolled a random image posted in comment #1013 at Im Tired of This Shit ** best way to flirt
#13 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (10/22/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Bitches ain't **** but hoes and tricks
#9 - asasqw (10/22/2012) [-]
A same a gentleman can't exist in this generation and be accepted. I was once punched by a man on the football team for holding the door for his girl friend.
User avatar #21 - sabukonoerika (10/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Everyone knows I'm gay in high school
open door for a couple girls
next day I open door for one of the girls in lunch
"ummm.... I don't swing that way"
I... wha... okay...
#36 to #21 - pineappletime (10/22/2012) [-]
****					, i can't stand those kinds of people. straight people who just assume that every gay person wants to 						****					 them. they need to get over themselves, an average lesbian does not want to sleep with every girl in the world anymore than a straight girl wants to sleep with every guy in the world.   
the worst kind are the large stanky redneck types that go around saying "I don't want no faggots hitting on me!" seriously, I don't think you have to worry about that.
**** , i can't stand those kinds of people. straight people who just assume that every gay person wants to **** them. they need to get over themselves, an average lesbian does not want to sleep with every girl in the world anymore than a straight girl wants to sleep with every guy in the world.
the worst kind are the large stanky redneck types that go around saying "I don't want no faggots hitting on me!" seriously, I don't think you have to worry about that.
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#18 - beatrixkiddo (10/22/2012) [-]
In my geometry class, I'm really nice to this freshman boy and whenever there are group assignments I always go work with him. MFW I get a 						*********					 of freshman in that class asking if me and the kid are dating
In my geometry class, I'm really nice to this freshman boy and whenever there are group assignments I always go work with him. MFW I get a ********* of freshman in that class asking if me and the kid are dating
#23 - thatonesouthernkid (10/22/2012) [-]
remember when being polite was flirting? pepperidge farm remembers.
User avatar #14 - Stroked (10/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Ya know what I don't like about this meme? You don't usually don't have to read the bottom half to get the punch line.
#15 to #14 - 4chan refugee (10/22/2012) [-]
That;s every X *text* Y meme ever, you ******* retard.
#10 - Dref (10/22/2012) [-]
Remember when this joke was actually about BLACKMAIL? and it was funny because a old guy on Tv was using ads to BLACKMAIL people into buying his milano cookies?

guess not
#6 - zurk (10/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Holy Christ.
It seems like every other person of the opposite sex I spend a semi-pleasant five seconds with think I want to get with them. What's this stupid dynamic?
MFW when asked why I don't want them.
#68 - luthervonappledorf (10/22/2012) [-]
> Be me   
> Been a bit strange all my  life   
>Had few close friends, mostly female who I hang out with a lot   
> Always close with this one girl. Always really liked her. We hang out constantly, watch films, have lunch together every day   
> We play fight and she bites me and kisses me   
> I laugh and kiss her back. We sit and talk for a bit. I say I have to leave but she asks me to stay over   
> I say I need to get up early tomorrow. She looks sad   
> Don't hear from her for a week. Finally ask what's wrong and she says nothing and we become friends again   
> MFW Two years later I realise that I've been friendzoning girls most of my life because I can't tell the difference between being friendly and flirting.
> Be me
> Been a bit strange all my life
>Had few close friends, mostly female who I hang out with a lot
> Always close with this one girl. Always really liked her. We hang out constantly, watch films, have lunch together every day
> We play fight and she bites me and kisses me
> I laugh and kiss her back. We sit and talk for a bit. I say I have to leave but she asks me to stay over
> I say I need to get up early tomorrow. She looks sad
> Don't hear from her for a week. Finally ask what's wrong and she says nothing and we become friends again
> MFW Two years later I realise that I've been friendzoning girls most of my life because I can't tell the difference between being friendly and flirting.
#64 - swagbot (10/22/2012) [+] (4 replies)
- Read the comments.
- Remember why I hate society.
- Remember why I love internet forums.

Why do we let society push us around like this?

The world gets better quickly if you put a little of yourself back into it...
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#17 to #12 - tchpookie (10/22/2012) [-]
point of saying he was black?
point of saying you're not racist?
implying you would never **** will smith?
point of him saying you have pretty eyes?
implying ******* would ever be quiet?
User avatar #7 - mrtwilightsparkle (10/22/2012) [-]
Damn, I musta lucked out with mine.
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