Bitch

Oh my fucking god.
Ugly girls always think that i'm flirting with them just because i didn't try to light them on fire within three seconds of meeting them.

>be female me
>in class
>see kid who other people think is weird because he plays league of legends, magic, and minecraft etc. and hes chubby
>decide to be friendly and give him the benefit of the doubt by talking and getting to know him because he probably is a normal guy and everyone is just exaggerating his being weird
>we talk hes actually not that bad and really funny
>semester ends and the class is over
>he starts following me around school
>sneaking up behind me and hugging me
>sitting at my lunch table
>making up scenarios about us being married and having children and a dog
>inviting me to his house to play video games
>stalking me on facebook
>telling people around school that im his girlfriend
>he still stalks me
>I was only trying to be nice
>He actually was weird and i regret everything

theres this girl that sits behind me at lunch, i said she has nice shoes

1 WEEK LATER

"so derp i heard you wanna fuck derpette while shes sleeping"

Last year I went to Target to pick up Skyrim the day it was released. At the time, Target wasn't open yet, and there were about five or six other people waiting. I absolutely loathe awkward silences, so I tried to make small talk with this one woman who I assumed was someone's mother. I said, "I don't don't usually get this early to buy video games, but-" and she responds with: "Yes, I'm buying it for my BOYFRIEND!" Obviously, she thought I was hitting on her, so I stepped back and gave her some space.

I recently learned that opening the door for girls is sexist. Fukken sorry then.

he complimented my outfit. he obviously wants the V.

**damago rolled a random image posted in comment #1013 at Im Tired of This Shit ** best way to flirt

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks

A same a gentleman can't exist in this generation and be accepted. I was once punched by a man on the football team for holding the door for his girl friend.

Everyone knows I'm gay in high school
open door for a couple girls
next day I open door for one of the girls in lunch
"ummm.... I don't swing that way"
I... wha... okay...

>being polite
>calls her a bitch

In my geometry class, I'm really nice to this freshman boy and whenever there are group assignments I always go work with him. MFW I get a shitstorm of freshman in that class asking if me and the kid are dating

Men often misinterpret acts of kindness from women as flirting.
Women often misinterpret acts of kindness from men as attempts to hit on them.

Social interaction is an intricate thing. Words and actions rarely hold just their basal value, but sometimes, yeah. Things get taken a little too far.

remember when being polite was flirting? pepperidge farm remembers.

Remember when this joke was actually about BLACKMAIL? and it was funny because a old guy on Tv was using ads to BLACKMAIL people into buying his milano cookies?

guess not

Holy Christ.
It seems like every other person of the opposite sex I spend a semi-pleasant five seconds with think I want to get with them. What's this stupid dynamic?
MFW when asked why I don't want them.

> Be me
> Been a bit strange all my life
>Had few close friends, mostly female who I hang out with a lot
> Always close with this one girl. Always really liked her. We hang out constantly, watch films, have lunch together every day
> We play fight and she bites me and kisses me
> I laugh and kiss her back. We sit and talk for a bit. I say I have to leave but she asks me to stay over
> I say I need to get up early tomorrow. She looks sad
> Don't hear from her for a week. Finally ask what's wrong and she says nothing and we become friends again
> MFW Two years later I realise that I've been friendzoning girls most of my life because I can't tell the difference between being friendly and flirting.

- Read the comments.
- Remember why I hate society.
- Remember why I love internet forums.

Why do we let society push us around like this?

The world gets better quickly if you put a little of yourself back into it...

people always say i flirt all the time, but i dont try to. to me its just me holding a normal conversation.