The Best Pick Up Line !!. Pick up line that could get you killed.. I have a 9 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears
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The Best Pick Up Line !!

Pick up line that could get you killed

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Submitted: 10/21/2012
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User avatar #5 - msrdotwozero (10/21/2012) [-]
I have a 9 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears
User avatar #4 - jizzmonster (10/21/2012) [-]
My favorite pick up line- "stop crying!"
#11 - danmanscan (10/22/2012) [-]
Here's one.
"Are you retarded? Cause to me, you're special."
#9 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (10/22/2012) [-]
My favortie pick-up line:
"If you want to live do exactly as I say."
User avatar #6 - Wimbles (10/21/2012) [-]
From the Randy Pan the Goatboy routine by Bill Hicks, always funny.

"Ooooh, whats that?"
"That is my purple wand, and my hairy sack of magic."
#1 - mr skeltal (10/21/2012) [-]
It's a bill hicks gag IIRC: YoooTuuuuube watch?v=0JQIoc2FCvc @ 3.40 - 4.00
User avatar #14 - WhattheNorris (10/22/2012) [-]
Have any -insert your race here-?

Want some?
User avatar #13 - atkissonbr (10/22/2012) [-]
no the best pick up line is
"you better hold your breath, 'cause i'm going in dry"
"giggity"
#12 - iliketopartybitch (10/22/2012) [-]
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD.   
OH WELL, BEST TIME TO USE THIS GIF.
WHY AM I LAUGHING SO HARD.
OH WELL, BEST TIME TO USE THIS GIF.
#8 - richardsjosh (10/22/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Incorrect: The best pick up line is to go right up in a girls ear and whisper :
'I will lick you. From clit, to **** . '
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User avatar #7 - msdinorawr (10/22/2012) [-]
oh goodness!
User avatar #3 - jonnohardt (10/21/2012) [-]
huehuehuehue
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