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#6 - antistar (10/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #3 - swimmingprodigy (10/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
And I'm sitting here thinking: a guy like that has been in 8 relationships serious enough to get engaged.


And I've never had a gf
#25 - wildebrony **User deleted account** (10/21/2012) [-]
#24 - alawabidingcitizen (10/21/2012) [+] (7 replies)
What puzzles me is how this man has been able to get to an engagement stage in 8 of his relationships, while I haven't even HAD that many relationships!
What puzzles me is how this man has been able to get to an engagement stage in 8 of his relationships, while I haven't even HAD that many relationships!
#18 - captan **User deleted account** (10/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I bet he looks something like this.
#11 - orangepikmin (10/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
This story was so terrible that I need to post a random gif to make me feel better.   
And it's related! The duct tape is their "date".   
It went downhill into an explosion.
This story was so terrible that I need to post a random gif to make me feel better.
And it's related! The duct tape is their "date".
It went downhill into an explosion.
#16 - darkspiribass (10/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
It amused me, then I realized he exists. Then I lol'd.
It amused me, then I realized he exists. Then I lol'd.
#20 - magidoof **User deleted account** (10/21/2012) [-]
Look at all these people who think his date went swimmingly
Look at all these people who think his date went swimmingly
#14 - shinryuken (10/21/2012) [-]
I hope this makes front page
#43 - copperoxideking (10/21/2012) [+] (1 reply)
personally i would have wrought my number on a napkin or some shit then walked out of the store a few seconds later I would run back in, run up to him and just yell "SOMEONE IS BREAKING INTO YOUR CAR!" after he runs out i would hand the woman my number while saying "you have a few seconds before he figures out what i did. you better run right now" then back off and see what comes next.
MFW
User avatar #22 - vukzgbl (10/21/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Lost it on "shalalala kiss dee girl"
Im crying right now, can't even find a pic too explain the amount of laughter!
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User avatar #1 - TheOriginalNerd (10/20/2012) [-]
oh god thats horrifying
User avatar #66 - cyclonike (10/21/2012) [-]
This is by far one of the greatest things I have ever seen on funnyjunk. My good sir, you just found a subscriber!
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User avatar #39 - arkadia (10/21/2012) [-]
only way to save that would be "I'M AN ACTOR, THEY'RE ALL ACTORS AND YOU'RE ON MTV'S DISASTER DATE" given her 100 bucks and gotten the fuck out of there.
#38 - spartusee (10/21/2012) [-]
Just kidding that was really funny.
Just kidding that was really funny.
User avatar #36 - sjsharks (10/21/2012) [-]
I am favoriting this, just so that any time I think I have had a bad date I can come and read through this.
User avatar #19 - tmbg (10/21/2012) [-]
I would totally try to get the girl out of there
User avatar #69 - loneranger (10/21/2012) [-]
I fucking lost it at aspergers! This is hands down the funniest thing I've read on here in months.
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