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Here's a pic I end up using a lot in these situations, thought you might want it haha

looks like somebody doesn't know what a hipster is :)

(Hipsters go by multiple definitions)

looks like an anon has an opinion :)

How does an ear gauge makes you hipster?

i have a 6mm one (not going any bigger for the reason that's in the picture) lol. most of the hipsters in nottingham, well that i see, don't have them. its usually the more rocky people that have them here.

We have a 'mixed' kind of hipster 'breed' here in The Netherlands. Yup, the 'rocker' kind and 'emo' types have those huge gaping holes, but there are also these scenegirls/hipster/emo 'things' that also have them...

Don't target the rocker with tunnel plugs, target the hipster!

I have a 16mm, but it's full so I don't have to be scared of padlocks, here in Hungary it's more like a harcore thing (tho you don't see too many hipsters here.)

wise idea getting the plugs :) i would like to go a little larger, maybe to 10mm but thats it really. my ex had 16mm then took them out,her ear now looks like goatse

I'm not getting bigger than 16mm either, this size will heal in 4-5 days.

Love how people are getting thumbed down because they have stretchers, i have 16mms bring on the hate.

fucking hipster!

good luck cutting through a lock with tin snips

yeah i know your best bet is the bolt cutters

yes indeed

not if the lock is hardened. I used to have to take off a lock a day on a cadet base (kids kept losing keys, forgetting combo's, etc.) and hardened locks always sucked, because occasionally they'd shatter into multiple pieces that went flying off everywhere. one got stuck in my arm, and it took me ten minutes of digging to get the damn thing out.

TL;DR? hardened locks shatter when cut with bolt cutters, hard enough to go shooting through skin.

Then why didn't you make them cut it off?

liability issues. If they get hurt, we get in shit.

Makes sense.

good to know that happens

better some sparks then a chink of steel in your face

denenftliy

Cadet base? awesome

He's stupid enough to do that to himself in the first place, why should he start using logic now?

he didn't do it to himself its a prank you run up behind someone who has gauges and put a padlock on them the bigger the better

<- pic related

I meant the gauges, moron -_-;

because having gauges makes you an idiot.

If you look closely, he's actually holding it behind him and sticking the word up his ass. Cannot unsee.

yes, yes it does

Yeah it kinda does.

i've seen people open those things up with cut up coke cans...

Maybe they don't have those tools, maybe they don't want to risk slipping and tearing a hunk of ear off. At least they gave him goggles.

I agree, the joke was originally something fun to do to either your friends, or assholes, not to random people.

But the world is full of hypocrites, what are you gonna do?

Sneak up behind them and put a padlock in their ear?

Yeah, I'd do that to a good friend, because it would be funny, and we could have a laugh about it, or an douche because it would be really annoying to have a heavy lock in your ear until you could get the key or cut it off.

Tolerance? Only ponyfags talk about tolerance yet they rage the most

ITT: Standing up for what you like = whining and bitching

this hitler thing has gotten entirely too stupid.

use some goddamn common sense. having gauges is not the same as plotting huge scale war and genocide.

No no, Hitler had guages. I can vouch for this, I was Hitler's roommate in college.

I wasn't talking about the genocide. Way before Hitler started his genocide his Ideals or his racism was shown and the people of Germany ignored it because success Hitler was bringing.

being fascistf and racist is still not even close to having gauges.

having gauges means you took the time to get into a look that requires body modification

being a fascist and a racist means you want youre country to be unified (albeit in an unorthodox and unethical manner) and that you find people of different lineages to be disgusting.

If we left Hitler alone because of his ideas and beliefs he would have taken over most of the world?
Shit argument
Also, you automatically lose an argument if you have to compare it/the person to Nazis.

or boltcutters

Oh God, I remember the end of that movie...

What is it called?

Robin Hood: Men in Tights

With a hey nonny nonny and a ho ho ho!

"*gasp* He likes what we dont? BURN HIM ALIVE!" - Internet

The Internet: Freedom of speech, but only for particular people and the rest are faggots

"The internet. Where we discuss religion and politics. Then call you a nigger."

Nigger

The internet is like Hareton from Wuthering Heights - Enjoys swearing, and oranges.

Oranges are fucking disgusting man, get the hell out of here with your oranges.

Oh fuck, I thought my analysis was correct. I'll blame Hareton.

hey, i dont have a problem with plugs. i just expect them not to have a problem with me putting a lock on one

i don't mind the tiny ones
but those over sized things man they are fucking ugly

Fair enough, but I think we should respect those that like them.

Some people do it for the lulz

Reminds me of the scene from 'Coming to America' when the popcorn guy sees eddie murphy and recognizes him as the prince... would post gif or pic but am not internet friendly enough, i apologize

i wish I knew what you are talking about

Because the person that put it on his ear gave him the key. I wouldn't even take the key with me if i was going to do that to someone.

i was joking ops name.

Oh! my bad dude, I feel stupid now....

its k.

The closest OP ever gets to sex.

Lockpicking on oblivion.

the master key? aka a bolt cutter.

Yes, bolt cutters would be much more efficient and less time consuming

Yea, that looks like a thin enough lock to cut. Some lock are really hard to cut with them though. They should at least use a full size grinder rather than a dremel if they do it this way.

It's an extremely stupid idea to use a dremel tool so close to the ear, it would be even more stupid to use a full sized grinder as well, the sound alone would damage their hearing. The only down side with using bolt cutters is that if you lack the strength then you will have a very hard time cutting through thick locks. But all in all, bolt cutters would be most effective and the safest choice in removing a lock in that situation

Yes. Yes you can. Doing it this way would take way longer and would hurt like hell (all the sparks hitting your face.)

Well that's not very fucking metal.
Which these kids obviously are.

I feel like its fricken opposite day. Pretty sure FJ from like yesterday would be freaking out at how amazing of an idea this is.

why?

literally just finished watching that movie a few minutes ago

My friend stole my copy a few months ago :/

I just saw a post...something about taking pictures of people who borrow things.

Thank you. I wish more people weren't so idiotic honestly.

I would argue this...but I honestly can't think of one person who had gauges that I enjoyed being around. They were either a prick, or they were just a clone of some other prick because they wanted to be part of his prick friends.

I met someone with gauges who was nice once. ^.^

ONCE

i dont really car about the fashion or anything like that, i have several friends with gauges, most of them are nice guys. the only reason i would do something like that is because its a fucking awsome practical joke.