classics. not funny, but pretty damn cool. A New York man retired. He wanted to put his retirement money to good use so he started searching for properties in P
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not funny, but pretty damn cool

A New York man retired. He wanted to put his retirement money to good
use so he started searching for properties in Portugal, after arew months or
searching he eventually round an old farm house which was to his liking.
After more research he round out that the farm had been vacant for some
15 years, the owner and his wire had died leaving no heirs, due to unpaid
taxes the farm had been seized not long ernerther died, and had
been put back on the market. There had been several viewings, but the
large barn included in the property was rather an eyesore and its big steel
doors were welded shut, nobody wanted to go through the extra expense
the barn, there had been no previous orders.
The New Yorker bought managed to buy the farm at almost havethe
asking price. Not long after he moved in he set about to tear into the barn,
so him and his wire went out and bought a heavy duty grinder's cut
through the welds.
some ofthe makes included; Mercedes, Lotus, Porsche, Austin Healy, BMW,
Chrysler and Ford.
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#52 - fellfox (10/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i was expecting it to be full of dead bodies or something MFW
i was expecting it to be full of dead bodies or something MFW
User avatar #34 - tiddycats (10/19/2012) [+] (10 replies)
Moral of the story: Break into every barn you can find.
#98 - thatkidwiththeface (10/19/2012) [+] (7 replies)
His face when he found all the cars
His face when he found all the cars
#139 - HungrHungryNomad (10/19/2012) [-]
I originally thought this was going to be some kind of creepy pasta, but this is pretty sick
#309 - moustachefingers (10/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"50 bucks is the best I can do."
#275 - xxxsonic fanxxx (10/20/2012) [-]
I would cum the second I opened the door...
#90 - chewythewolftwo (10/19/2012) [+] (24 replies)
Oh my god. As a classic car guy, I almost came. Holy **** . Words cannot describe what would happen if I saw that. I would die happy. If not right on the spot.
<Related, one of my three classics, the current project.
#295 - npfortytwo (10/20/2012) [-]
< HFW
User avatar #66 - longwalkson (10/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
You're an asshole, go post this on facebook so your grandma can comment on it and your slutty aunt can like it and share it with her bingo pals.
User avatar #8 - godtherapist (10/19/2012) [+] (13 replies)
Sitting around for 15 years? Never running or being maintained? Half of those are probably junk.
User avatar #9 to #8 - legodude (10/19/2012) [-]
Classic cars can still be worth alot of money even in poor condition
#262 - dampotatos (10/20/2012) [-]
hfw he opens the door.
User avatar #109 - iloverapingmen (10/19/2012) [-]
You should've put this in the morbid-channel, just to **** with everyone.
User avatar #122 - landartheconqueror (10/19/2012) [-]
the first two paragraphs are a starting to a horror movie :S
#203 - moustachefingers (10/19/2012) [-]
Seller's face when.
#108 - spangle (10/19/2012) [-]
Expected the house to be haunted or there to be bodies in the barn.
#121 - archiferd (10/19/2012) [-]
Now he also has a life sized game of Rush hour
#87 - grimmwaters ONLINE (10/19/2012) [-]
OK, now I understand the title.
OK, now I understand the title.
#22 - ryeguy (10/19/2012) [-]
how the **** does a Portuguese farmer get 100 cars?
#3 - zyvron (10/19/2012) [-]
That looks like heaven. It's... Beautiful....
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