Dipshits. My faith in humanity hasn't been this low since I read Snooki's book. talking So T' m worried that I might be pregnant, but I prayed to Gad, so I thou dumb bitch

Dipshits

My faith in humanity hasn't been this low since I read Snooki's book

Tags: dumb | bitch
******** talking
So T' m worried that I might be
pregnant, but I prayed to
Gad, so I thought that
would make it so
I can' t get
pregnant...
I guess it' s time to cleanse Alma, my boyfriend drinks a lat of
the gene pool again... Mountain Dew: Code Red and that
kills sperm so there' s no
way I can be pregnant
me, semi-
eavesdropping
tif
That' s true. Tou* re definitely not
pregnant. ' s probably
something else.
I desperately wish I could say I made up
what these girls said.
...
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Submitted: 10/19/2012
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#35 - serbianterbian (10/20/2012) [-]
>mfw it looks like a guy wearing a fancy tophat
#24 - maximusboy (10/20/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be 12
>go to mcdonalds
>mom goes to order
>table behind me has 4 girls all around the age of 16
>legit conversation about dick sucking asian guys
>"how do you know when they.. uh stop cumming"
>"i shake the balls"
#26 - quentai (10/20/2012) [-]
>Mentions faith in humanity
>Actually read Snooki's book

You're in no place to talk, boy.
#23 - foelkera (10/20/2012) [-]
>In school   
>Dumb bitch somehow made it into honors biology   
>Learning about genders   
>"The genders are merely different combinations of chromosomes"   
>Suddenly hear from back of class, "WUSS A GENN-DURR?"   
>mfw
>In school
>Dumb bitch somehow made it into honors biology
>Learning about genders
>"The genders are merely different combinations of chromosomes"
>Suddenly hear from back of class, "WUSS A GENN-DURR?"
>mfw
#19 - EmulateSnes ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #8 - gladiator (10/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
snooki has a book?
i didnt think she could read...
it amazes me that she could write...
#44 - merrymarvelite (10/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#13 - sittingwhale (10/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#42 - infinitereaper (10/20/2012) [+] (3 replies)
You fools don't seem to realize that the stupidity of this generation makes it that much easier to rule above the easily swayed crowds!
You fools don't seem to realize that the stupidity of this generation makes it that much easier to rule above the easily swayed crowds!
User avatar #45 - afuckingtree (10/20/2012) [-]
Snooki could write ?
#36 - anonymous (10/20/2012) [+] (1 reply)
My faith in humanity hasn't been this low since I found out that someone actually read Snooki's book.
User avatar #38 to #36 - vladhellsing ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
**** , that bitch can write? Or was it a picture book?
#34 - volcanobakemeat (10/20/2012) [-]
My faith in humanity hasn't been this low since I found out OP read Snooki's book.
User avatar #55 - taokami (10/20/2012) [-]
If your faith in humanity is that easily swayed, then, my friend, you are also that stupid.
User avatar #53 - Zaivia (10/20/2012) [-]
Today a girl explained to me that she doesn't believe in evolution, she doesn't think any bit of it is true. She told me that instead she believes that eventually we will adapt to climates, and things change over time, like us growing from homo sapiens. Holy **** I got so pissed off at her.
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#39 - vaxidd ONLINE (10/20/2012) [-]
I honestly wouldn't mind if we 'Purified' this generation.
I honestly wouldn't mind if we 'Purified' this generation.
#15 - thedarkestrogue (10/19/2012) [+] (4 replies)
I love mountain dew. That is all.
I love mountain dew. That is all.
#14 - firesky (10/19/2012) [-]
Why the hell would you read something like that OP?

And who will make my burgers in the future if people like that don't breed?
#7 - bakinboy (10/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #5 - loremasterbftw (10/19/2012) [+] (2 replies)
please i dont know if it is gtrue or not but one of my friends started saying that about me how mountain dew shrinks your balls and stuff i said that is just a rumor and then looked it up apparently some people did experiments with this and said it was ******** and that actually it may have the complete opposite effect.
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