Cops

POLICE INTIMIDATION LEVEL
As Determined by Vehicle Choice
Average Speed: MPH
Assessment: E ash? Escapable
SHOE
Threat Level: None
Average Speed: MPH
Assessment: Too much spandex to be taken seriously,
Threat Minimal
Average Speed: MPH
Assessment: Adorably Ridiculous
Threat Level: Small
Average Speed: MPH
Assessment: Like a car, except it can bite you.
Threat Level: Minor
Average Speed: Depends on speed limit .
Assessment: Na time to assess! RUN!
Threat I.. lta. talala Threatening
Average Speed: Fast, despite being FULL OF SDI.
Assessment: it' s like a niginjail on wheels,
Threat Level: ]
Average Speed: Up to 200 MPH, minke
Assessment: Jesus, dude. What did you DD?
Threat Level: Extreme
Average Speed: Oh God, he' s coming this way.
Assessment: Where did that gun come from?
ttl! , S YOU ARE so FUCKED
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