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Urban dictionary sex positions 1

alabama hot pocket 4432 up, 1091 down c: j.)
the art of separating the vagina lips and taking a shat inside (and
possibly having sex with it afterwards)
Shah} -fa decided her vagina needed some lube so her boyfriend
performed ah a." abama hot pocket,
Cleveland Steamer 7329 up, man down ait( i; 'ii)
MII l:: reverand steamer‘ mugs_. MB magnets
The cleveland steamer is far mere specific than the listings I have seen
here, A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when ene
person craps en another person' s chest and (very important) then sits
dawn and reeks back and forth like a steam realer.
Billy gotten eaat tof the shower, so me ahe' John grave min a
we steamer.
Dirty Sanchez 17819 up, 3515 dawn st)) rig
t u fll n me: m u " ts flirts a rid mag nets
mu guys are wrang, its when a man and a weman engage in anal sex,
then the man takes his penis and rubs it en the girls upper lip leaving a
After having Arival sex, the WED gave the weman a dirty sanchez.
rusty trombone 4958 up, 1029 down t: tii
t u fll m stir‘ the m t x FIE! m u " ts flirts a rid mag nets
The act of performing anal cunnilingus while reaching up above the
testicles manually administer quick up and dawn metiers the
penile shaft; resulting in a violent yet pleasant explosion. It is then
customary for the female then give a quick blew inte the anus for
good luck, the lips blowing inte the anus sounds Very similar a
trombones sweet melody, This was introduced the Americas in the
late 50' s.
While receiving a rusty I test control tof my bowels,
Angry Dragon 3245 up, 510 dawn c: ) 'ici
t u fll a n , All d thr , x n m u " ts flirts a rid mag nets
While a girl is sucking Wu off, right as Wu are about cum, Wu grab
hold of her head and pull her mouth as far onto Wm cock as possible,
She proceeds gag from the cock unexpectedly being rammed dawn
her threat, but since Wm cock is blocking her air passage, her cough
and Wm cum) exit through her nese. The cum dripping put of both of
the girl' s nostrils, resembles a dragon' s smut - and after pulling a stunt
like this, Wu can be sure she' s going be an angry ene.
I pulled ah Angry eh that slut I hooked up with rest night,
I dare free do the Angry eh that chick if free end up going
hack her place tilight,
Birmingham booty call 3711 up, an down tafe;
Put Wm woman' s cell phone en vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as Wu
are having sex, call her phone, have her **** it out, answer it, and talk
dirty Wu as Wu cum en her face.
I met this freak hitch ? , ahe' she intoduced me the
Birmingham booty cat".
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#14 - sentientmonkey **User deleted account** (05/11/2010) [-]
Never has sex seemed so unsexy.
#87 - deathbyjello **User deleted account** (05/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
I would say "I just threw up" but someone might wanna put their dick in it.
User avatar #77 - Kancer (05/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
The boston bowtie, its when you find and old woman with a hole in her throat from smoking for 60 years straight. You stick your dick in her throat hole and the balls on her neck look like a bowtie.
The Alaskan Pipeline is when you lay a big o'l fudge monkey on to a plate and let it freeze over night. Once frozen shove it in her twat until it thaws.
User avatar #78 to #77 - Kancer (05/12/2010) [-]
Canada's History, A depraved sex act that requires two women, moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. First start by pouring the syrup into the Stanley Cup and dipping the moose antlers into them. Get the two women to start 69ing each other one on top of the other. Insert the moose antlers into their anus's and stand over them masturbating whilst singing "God Save the Queen."
User avatar #5 - Zubb (05/11/2010) [-]
most of these were probably made by /b/
User avatar #35 - KellyisAwesome (05/12/2010) [-]
I was eating! Goddammit.
User avatar #68 - IEpicWinGuyI (05/12/2010) [+] (3 replies)
Anyone else think of Cleveland from Family Guy?
User avatar #151 - GreenGrinder (05/12/2010) [+] (6 replies)
lmao, these are good, but you forgot the Hudini! Its when you **** a girl from behind, pull out and spit on her back so she thinks you've jizzed. Then...when she turns around you cum in her face :D

ps. unfortunatly I haven't got this to work yet.
User avatar #154 to #151 - MetalKills (05/12/2010) [-]
theres another Houdini that i have heard about. you do the girl up against a window (first story window only) and while shes busy you switch out with a friend. while theyre going at it you sneak around to the front of the window and shout "Houdini!!"
User avatar #162 - SuperLesbian (05/12/2010) [-]
that was..... O_O; i pictured every single one
#99 - dannyboii (05/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
The Ninja - shag a girl with the lights off then pull-out and stick the dildo in her so she thinks your dicks still in her, walk around to her front, switch on the lights, punch her in the face and yell, NINJA!!!
#70 - dannyboii (05/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
The Seagull - have a wank in another room then come in your hand, throw it at someone and run off flapping your arms like a bird
User avatar #67 - NutHut (05/12/2010) [+] (1 reply)
Angry Pirate: Youre gettin a BJ and right when youre about to cum, pull out and get her in the eye. THEN stomp on her foot so she hops on one foot, and holds her hand over her eye. BAM! One pissed off pirate.

P.S. Pirate clothes are optional.
#32 - xachnall (05/12/2010) [-]
did anyone else get an erection?
User avatar #152 - MetalKills (05/12/2010) [-]
i couldnt sto laughing at the Birminghm Booty Call. Sick but very funny. The Houdini is another favorite of mine.
User avatar #118 - Shutupu (05/12/2010) [-]
Angry dragon used bite...
Its super effective! XD
User avatar #103 - wamboozle (05/12/2010) [-]
the alaskan pipe-line::: you **** in a condom, put it in the freezer, then when it freezes you proceed to **** a girl in the ass with it.
User avatar #93 - OH RLLY YA RLLY (05/12/2010) [-]
How about the 4chan
having anal sex with a beautiful girl then waking up
User avatar #57 - ZombieSmile (05/12/2010) [-]
This is the stuff I'm not sure I want to know but can't stop reading...
#25 - FiT **User deleted account** (05/12/2010) [-]
this is sick
User avatar #17 - RockAwesome (05/12/2010) [+] (5 replies)
My personal favourites are the Screaming Seagull, the Pink Sock, the Alaskan Pipeline and the Throbbing Bicycle.
Look them up if you dare.
User avatar #20 to #17 - ThatNewGuy (05/12/2010) [-]
Why the **** did you have to spark my curiosity?
#157 - MunnyMike (05/12/2010) [+] (2 replies)
Who would actually want to attempt any of these?
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