fart. or maybe poop Hypno-toad commands you to subscribe.. I used to fart whenever the urge struck. I was open-cheeked, whimsical, and free. I messed up a lot of underwear, sure, but that was the price. The price of ope ecard i may Have over Trusted that Fart poop shit crap
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#1 - dcj (10/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I used to fart whenever the urge struck. I was open-cheeked, whimsical, and free. I messed up a lot of underwear, sure, but that was the price. The price of open flatulence.

Now I am a grown man. I check my farts at the bunghole. I am terrified of farting too loudly, or ******** myself, or just farting in public in general.

I am a bitter, jaded man, fondly remembering the days when I could blow one out the airlock and not give a **** about the consequences.

Maybe it's because I'm washing my own underwear, now. Hmm.
User avatar #3 - pfccross (10/19/2012) [-]
co-worker farts while we lifting some boxes into a closet. It comes out rather... wet sounding. Her next words, "well, that's going to be a problem".
 
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