Dolphins

He forcefully rapes male dolphins?

Mating: This is harder. Obviously, being human, it is awkward, but not impossible to mate in open water. It is easier to have the dolphin in a shallow area (like the shallows just off the beach) around 1 1/2 to 2 feet deep. This is usually comfortable enough for both the dolphin and you. Gently, you should roll the dolphin on her side, so she is lying belly-towards you. You can prop yourself up on an elbow, and lie belly to belly against her. You may want to use the other arm to gently hold her close, and place the tip of your member against her genital slit. She will, if interested, arch her body up against you, taking you inside her body. There is usually a fair bit of wriggling and shifting, usually to get comfortable, both outside and inside. Once comfortable, though, females initiate a series of muscular vaginal contractions that rub the entire length of your member. They may also thrust rhythmically against you, so enjoy the experience while you can, since you will rarely last longer that a minute or two. Just prior to her climaxing, she will up the speed of her contractions and thrusts. It is interesting to note that the times I have mated with females, thay have timed their orgasm to mine. Whether they do this consciously or not, I do not know, but it is a great feeling to have two bodies shuddering against each other at the one time.

One thing to note. Whether you masturbate or mate a fin, male or female, always spend time with them afterwards. Cuddle them, rub them, talk to them and most importantly, and show them you love them. This is essential, as it helps to strengthen the bond between you. Like a way of saying that this wasn't just a one night fling. The dolphins appreciate it, and they will want your company more the next time you visit them.

You're a gay fish.

Dolphins also kill porpoises for absolutely no reason. (or anyone that doesn't know, dolphins and porpoises are insanely similar, and besides the shape of the face, they look almost identical) People have tried to find out why the dolphins were killing them, but could literally find no reason what-so-ever as to why, other than the fact that the dolphins were doing it for fun, just because the porpoises were a little different. Or, in other words, dolphin can be just as racist and evil as humans. lol, and so many people say they're all peace loving and playful.

Every time I go on the internet I learn a new horrifying fact about dolphins...

dolphins face when

male's in the past did this as well even females .... until Christianity starting burning people alive.

**cherokeeirish rolled a random image posted in comment #1314225 at MLP Friendly Board ** mfw i rape dolphins

>Has large brains and are intelligent
>Is mammal
>knows how to swim
>give birth to young
>has lungs
>has sex for pleasure
>dolphins are humans.

blowhole sex?

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