Only in New Zealand...

Kind of makes me want to become one some days...



I forgot the picture the first time.

Thought someone might say that, so for your viewing pleasure I went back on my FB and found the exact time where I saw the image.

Good day sir!

P.S. I am sorry, I accidentallyed the first time.

Fuck. Knew I forgot one.

Fucking, you.

YOU HAVE A NOTIFICATION.
CHECK IT.
THANK YOU.

Checked.

Of course you found it on Facebook.. That's where all the reposts go to die, then raise as zombies.

So you're telling me that this Facebook post didn't start on Facebook, yet got put there AFTER it was put on FunnyJunk?

The reposts come from other sites than onto Facebook, raise as zombies and take over FunnyJunk.

So you're saying that this Facebook post actually started on a site like 9Gag or 4Chan?

Who is Dick?

They've already forgotten me

I dunno, could be legit. I saw that actual post on facebook myself

"I wish I could move to New Zealand. it looks beautiful. either Auckland or Wellington would be nice "
I love when people say this who have no idea what auckland/wellington are like.

well then. You can't really blame me since i live halfway around the world. I'll admit, i know very little about New Zealand. I just assumed that Wellington would be nice since its the capital of your country. Washington D.C. is absolutely beautiful, i would live there if i could.

well, that was also during the world cup

i went to auckland while on vacation for three weeks i thought it was awesome :(

you're a strange person

it was during the world cup so im guessing that had something to do with it

Probably. I lived in Auckland for about 5 years and I can tell you now, it's a shithole. Christchurch, when it's not quaking the fuck out, is a pretty good place to live, but if you can stand the cold Dunedin's the shit. Mostly college students and young adults there.

I can confirm this.

Couldn't pay me enough to move to christchurch.

Why's that? The earthquakes have all but stopped, and the ones that are left only happen every few weeks and are barely noticeable unless you're keeping completely still.

"the earthquakes have all but stopped"
which is what they said months after the first ones
and then the next batch happened like that guy predicted

Okay, whatever you say. I'm not gonna force you to come here, just saying it's not as
bad as you're making it sound

Fair enough.
To be fair, I'm in hamilton and our greatest threat is that almost every single driver is incompetent as fuck.
So more or less the same danger level as the earthquakes back when.

I used to live there and I can vouch for that.

Hamilton is one of the safest places to be in NZ, unless you're on the roads.

....Paaaaaaalmerston North...?

Nice try. We all know Palmerston North is worse than Hamilton.

aw :(

Don't feel bad youngin nodoubt, it was awful long before you arrived.

If you are trying to get away from the city, the Shire is always nice.

I've heard that since they got their crime under control, Mordor is not too bad.

Gondor is nice this time of year, but you wouldn't want to live there.

Rohan is far and away my favorite area, though.

i live in the suburbs, and i like it here for the most part

Do not go to Auckland. Go to Wellington....... Or if you feel like visiting a black hole with relatively good internet... Hamilton

Auckland has too many people and Wellington is too windy. Tauranga is perfect.

I live and Hamilton, and I don't have chlamydia!
Because no girl will ever sleep with me.

Solution: New Plymouth

anddd.. im assuming you live there? lol

Fuck yeah! Earthquakes for two fucking years!

middle white class from aucklands north shore here, jesus fuck we live a good life.

lol

Rent a camper van and go around the south Island

Come down to Dunedin; it's cold, and slightly boring, but we know how to party

Holy Shit, another fellow funnyjunker from Dunedin?!

I'm going to Otago next year for university, what should I expect?

Don't be a flipping loner, and you'll be all good (work hard play hard). Expect parties, and A LOT of work. I'm at Otago right now, so I know what's up. What are you coming to do?

I'm still undecided, my sister keeps telling me to go into surveying because all of her friends that do that get high paying jobs almost immediately after college, are you familiar with that? What are you doing?

Nah, I'm doing Health Sciences First Year. :/ Such a pain in the ass

Hey man, maybe I'll see you next year, if I get accepted

Awesome

sorry, university, not college

hahah
AHHAHA
HAHAHAHAHA, GOOD ONE.

It's fucking boring in Auckland don't come here.

I would say Auckland is terrible, but I just don't like how big it is.

Thats what she said

Hamilton is better, although no beach... But we have epic night life.

I live in Hamilton and that is a blatant lie.
Your definition of 'night life' is really 'getting so drunk that everything is fun.'

I am from Hamilton, and I agree.

I too agree.
Hamilton nightlife is fucking dull.
You ever walked into the city at 3am?
Nothing to fucking do.

I was once arrested for shoplifting (yeah yeah, I know.) and one of the cops started talking to me about Diablo.

I love you.

AHhh yes Good old NZ. Land of the long white cloud. Also MEEEEE.
Go Abs tomorrow night.

Ahh but Sweden is amazing.