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> hey anon, wanna give your opinion?
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User avatar #1 - Protagonistism
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Consider other survivors as threats.
User avatar #2 to #1 - CRosBY
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Especially if your playing dayz
User avatar #3 to #2 - Protagonistism
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Dayz pretty much is the closest thing to what a zombie Apocalypse would be like.
User avatar #4 to #3 - CRosBY
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Yeah, there is no way that **** will ever happen anywhere but the former soviet republic. lol
User avatar #5 to #4 - Protagonistism
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Plus, running around forever is not a very good plan, you enter a new terrain or area your pretty much on someones turf. Better have good social skills.
User avatar #6 to #5 - CRosBY
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And you'll get tired as ****.
User avatar #7 to #6 - Protagonistism
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I reckon a Ship would be good, hard to board for survivors and zombies. And/Or a docking yard, stack the shipping containers around the outside to form a wall.
User avatar #9 to #7 - CRosBY
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Id probably just board up my house, lol.
User avatar #10 to #9 - Protagonistism
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To weak, plus people search house to house. And it's burnable, and can decay in time. Steel takes much longer and is stronger, also easy to secure.
User avatar #11 to #10 - CRosBY
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I was thinking about it and i think i could set it up to be pretty legit. I live out past the suburbs so i wont really have a problem with being to close to the all the danger. After a couple of weeks i can maybe "barrow" my dead neighbors truck and probably go out to find a lumber yard and fix the place up. Hell i can drive a back hoe, i could probably entrench that bitch.
User avatar #12 to #11 - Protagonistism
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Steel door and beams installed to house, and concrete bricks :3
User avatar #13 to #12 - CRosBY
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Even hard wood would go along way.
User avatar #14 to #13 - Protagonistism
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You want a wooden coffin, or a fortress?
User avatar #15 to #14 - CRosBY
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I dont see zombie or people breaking through hard wood easily, especially not if its meant to keep them out, plus if im doing this solo im not realistically dealing with heavy steel doors.
User avatar #16 to #15 - Protagonistism
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Wood burns mate, if other people can't come in, they'll get you to come out.
User avatar #17 to #16 - CRosBY
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Well i doubt anyone would just stroll up and kill me for no reason, if they want my stuff the wont burn it.
User avatar #67 to #17 - Protagonistism
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they can smoke you out, when you run out of oxygen *dead*.
User avatar #82 to #67 - CRosBY
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How?
User avatar #85 to #82 - Protagonistism
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smoke or exhaust flumes. (For exhaust flumes use a pipe and make a hole in the wall of the house or something.)
User avatar #87 to #85 - CRosBY
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I think thats a very specific situation though, and if people trying to suffocate me becomes that big of a deal im sure i can work out some means air conditioning.
User avatar #88 to #87 - Protagonistism
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Good man, but remember when food gets low, people will go to extremes to get it.
#70 to #3 - anon id: 4ca50c61
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I'm not sure. Players are killing survivors for fun. That's probably not going to happen as frequent in dayz as in real life, if there's ever going to be a zombie apocalypse.

And yes, I'm being a cunt.
User avatar #72 to #70 - Protagonistism
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KK anon here thumb.
User avatar #22 to #3 - finni
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Yeah... zombies hitting you through walls and having no respect for newtons laws.
Just wait until the War Z comes out. THEN we'll see some real zombie apocalypse

but DayZ still is pretty awesome
#139 to #2 - vaxius **User deleted account**
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User avatar #179 to #139 - CRosBY
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Looks interesting.
#81 to #2 - LemonGenocide
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do you know if any ways to dl it for free?


if you dont mind
User avatar #83 to #81 - CRosBY
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No, sorry, the only way to get it is with the Combined Operations pack for 30$. Maybe you could find some way to access private servers with a torrented version though.
#69 to #2 - anon id: 7f7a8dbe
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War Z is pissing me off right now :c
User avatar #80 to #69 - CRosBY
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Is it any good?
#52 - bulletcatcher
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My survival tactic.
#187 to #52 - erenahmed
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#188 to #52 - erenahmed
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This is a reference from killing floor (game)
#71 to #52 - vukzgbl
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Killing floor
#21 - bonersoup
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I would never cook out of a skillet that i used to kill zombies with...   
(pic related: best way to kill zombies)
I would never cook out of a skillet that i used to kill zombies with...
(pic related: best way to kill zombies)
#138 - murphslaw
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#143 to #138 - CaptainObviious
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Bitch, please.
User avatar #19 - acar
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What would your ultimate zombie defense vehicle be? Mine would be the Jeep Rubicon with some machine guns (mounted like in Death Race on the Mustang). Upgrades to driving would include Mattracks so terrain wouldn't be an issue. The rear seat would be removed and replaced with a place to sleep and some simple provisions. At the rear would be a place for a gunner (my bro) with a machine gun/rocket launcher turret (7.62 caliber and 45mm shells). Fogs lights and winch to finish her off.
User avatar #20 to #19 - opiethepug
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>vehicle running on fuel
>implying gas stations still work
>implying roads would be clear
>implying vehicles don't need maintenance
>implying zombies from miles away wouldn't converge on your position from the sound of an engine running
>implying cars can get in tight spaces

I'll take some stuff from your rotting corpse after you hit a zombie and swerve into a tree.
User avatar #23 to #20 - acar
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>implying i didn't stock up on gas beforehand (and still, you would be able to get gas out of the pumps one way or another)
>implying i would use the roads
>implying i don't know how to fix my own car
User avatar #25 to #23 - opiethepug
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>implying you'd find parts for your car
>implying driving offroad is safe
>implying your flammable car full of gas would be explosion proof
>implying bandits/raiders wouldn't just throw a molotov on your car and blow it up

At least explosions are quick and painless. From what I've heard, at least. Burning alive isn't too fun, though.
User avatar #26 to #25 - acar
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>implying there aren't a **** load of abandoned vehicles to salvage from (personal experience has shown me Jeeps are very common vehicles)
>driving off road is safe if you're not a complete retard
>where is said explosion going to come from?
>fire extinguishers.
User avatar #29 to #26 - opiethepug
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>implying each vehicle runs perfectly and has an ample supply of fuel
>driving offroad is never safe
>i already said that
>implying you would have time to put out your car when there are multiple zombies in the vicinity
User avatar #32 to #29 - acar
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>i will take the parts i need from them. they may have been sitting for a while but with some fixin up they should be fine.
>i've been offroading hundreds of times in my jeep grand cherokee, never once had a problem. true there is more risk than being on a road,
>apologize
>bro riding shotgun would take care of that
User avatar #33 to #32 - opiethepug
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>implying finding specific parts for your vehicle from a graveyard of thousands of cars on a highway is easy and fast and won't leave you vulnerable to "silent" zombies
>the more you do something without problems, the more likely it is that the next time you do it, you will have a problem
>implying you would stay in your car while it burned
>implying a machine gun rocket launcher is legal and easily obtainable
>implying the national guard wouldn't perceive your car as a threat and swiftly kill you
User avatar #34 to #33 - acar
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>i already said that jeeps are very common, i see them a lot every single day
>agreed, murphy's law and wahtnot. But for the time being i've been fine
>i would keep driving, yes
>i could make a rocket launcher quite easily, millions of video instructions. Fireworks for gunpowder are easily obtainable
>they would contact me by C.B Radio, a system that still works even if cell towers and satellites go down, and i would tell them i am a friendly.
User avatar #35 to #34 - opiethepug
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>implying you wouldn't be vulnerable to "silent" zombies
>really? you would stay inside of a burning, moving, noise-making metal coffin?
>implying the makeshift rocket launcher would not explode in your buddy's face
>implying they know you have a CB radio, and you have an intact, undamaged one, and tuned to the right frequency
User avatar #37 to #35 - acar
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>okay ffs "silent" zombies are supreme to every other life form.
>yes, if my friend could put the fire out fast enough
>there are designs that are very sturdy
>the military has ways. imagine this: we have the ability to see the world from pace (google earth) if something like that is available to the consumer market, imagine what the military has.
User avatar #39 to #37 - opiethepug
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>every other life form
>life form
>zombies are not alive

>good luck burning to death, hombre
>makeshift weapons are makeshift weapons and are usually illegal
>implying the military even has these systems
>implying they are undamaged
>implying they wouldn't just kill you just to be sure
>implying your guns wouldn't jam
>implying the car wouldn't suffer damage because of obstacles you wouldn't see because you're concentrating on killing zombies
User avatar #40 to #39 - acar
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>implying the zombie apocalypse happens at all.
User avatar #41 to #40 - opiethepug
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>implying it will never happen
User avatar #42 to #41 - acar
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>implying the world will make it past the implied 2012 end of the world
User avatar #43 to #42 - opiethepug
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>which is the zombie apocalypse
User avatar #44 to #43 - acar
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>implying the zombie apocalypse and 2012 are the same. 2012 could be a catastrophic event such as a meteor, volcano, earthquake, or something like that
User avatar #45 to #44 - opiethepug
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>or the zombie apocalypse
User avatar #46 to #45 - acar
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>i think we reached the end of this. damn that's a lot of purple lines
#47 to #46 - opiethepug
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>i highly, highly recommend you read this amazing book
>www.amazon.com/Zombie-Survival-Guide-Complete-Prot
User avatar #48 to #47 - acar
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>i have read it, and i like it.
User avatar #38 to #37 - acar
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from *space*
User avatar #56 to #20 - bench
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gotta admit i ******* lol'd one thumb for you hahha
#134 to #19 - newborn
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50 ft. sailboat. bye bye zombies, im in the ocean now!
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User avatar #27 to #24 - opiethepug
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I would go with the bike. Lightweight, near silent, and man-powered. It can run if you can run.
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User avatar #30 to #28 - opiethepug
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Can you shoot on skates?
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#58 - Nullifier
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Anybody want to have some fun?
Go to choiceofgames.com/zombie
Enjoy

Also, Rainbow Dash because **** you, that's why
User avatar #73 to #58 - bakonforall
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I cant stop playing now.
User avatar #181 to #73 - Nullifier
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It's addicting, isn't it? I like Dragon too, personally
User avatar #183 to #181 - bakonforall
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dragon?
User avatar #184 to #183 - Nullifier
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choiceofgames.com/dragon

pretty fun. good luck getting a mate.
#86 to #58 - Magnisethered
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This is awesome. I wish I could give you more than one thumb
User avatar #182 to #86 - Nullifier
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I wish you could too ;)

Fun stuff, though, for cereal.
User avatar #59 to #58 - Nullifier
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If URL is removed, that's choice of games [dot] com / zombie
User avatar #63 to #59 - vukzgbl
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its awesome
tyosvm for this game
User avatar #180 to #63 - Nullifier
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<3
#18 - antagonizer
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Mfw zombie apocalypse.
Mfw zombie apocalypse.
#125 - mylifeasacomic
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mfw my name is Brian :(
#135 - drewbridge
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5 seventeen ounce water bottles, 3 cans of soup
2 bandannas
1 hunting knife, 1 switchblade knife
6 pen flares
1 LED headlight
1 pen, 1 marker
4 small pepper packets
2 oral rehydration salts, 1 all purpose sterile stainless steel surgical blade, 1 vaseline gauze package, 1 basic field dressing, 2 medium ziplock bags, 2 sterile gauze bandages, 1 long sterile bandage wrap
1 pair of earplugs
1 general purpose hunting knife
1 small axe soap gel
1 all purpose swiss army knife /w carring case
16 matches with strike pad
1 pair sunglasses
1 stick deodorant
1 small tissue container
1 pair binoculars
19 count 12 gauge birdshot shells
1 count 1 oz slug
1 claymore satchel bag, 1 all purpose carryon bag, 1 small backpack, 1 military grade 1980's era steel pot, 1 Israeli NATO standard 40mm gas mask, Stoeger 12 gauge double barrel shotgun
1 Weatherproof sleeping bag
25 iodine pills, can cleanse up to 25 gallons of water


I've since added: more effective gauze, sleeping bag, change of clothes and a Kukri (curved blade machete).
User avatar #136 to #135 - drewbridge
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Also, a phone, 10feet of paracord, compass, Military grade shaving kit (containing more bandages, qtips, sewing materials, more string, gold bond, lotion, shaving supplies, hand sanitizer, a toothbrush, soap, toilet paper, chap-stick, fingernail clippers and forceps)


Probably some other **** I'm forgetting, but that's about it.
see you all in hell
User avatar #142 to #135 - kvskwn
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Buy Managed Recoil 00 Buckshot. It's much stronger than Bird and it has impeccable follow up shots.
#145 to #142 - bazda
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....or you could not be a bitch and buy normal buckshot...
User avatar #148 to #145 - kvskwn
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Most LE Agencies use Managed Recoil 00 Buckshot. I wouldn't be calling anyone a bitch if I was on the other side of the barrel of a shotgun, and you wouldn't either, but if you wanna be a cowboy, go for it.
#149 to #148 - bazda
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LE agencies are not the be all end all when it comes to their equipment. They don't use stuff because it is the absolute best there is, they use it because it's cheap.

Personally for zombies I wouldn't even bother with buckshot. Slugs all day. I don't want zombies close enough for buckshot to be effective.
User avatar #150 to #149 - kvskwn
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But if you have both, you have a universal advantage.
#151 to #150 - bazda
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I disagree, even at close range slugs will do way more damage. On paper targets they leave a hole about the size of a dime. Not saying I wouldn't use buck, I've got tons of it, and it's not like I'm gonna NOT use it, but I'd prefer slugs.
User avatar #152 to #151 - kvskwn
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I mean I pack slugs as well, but in a situation like a home invasion, i will go with 00 buck.
#153 to #152 - bazda
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If I was using a shotgun for home defense I would too, there is a slight over penetration issue with slugs, lol
My first choice is my .45 full of +p hollow points though.
User avatar #156 to #153 - kvskwn
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I was just about to say that about Slugs, the penetration is a little to much for home defense.
#146 to #135 - bazda
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My advice: Add a **** ton more first aid, throw away your birdshot and replace with slugs, carry more than 20 rounds.

I can't tell what it is, but your fixed blade looks like garbage, advise you to make the investment on a high quality blade.
User avatar #154 to #146 - drewbridge
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I already have added more medical supplies, still working on getting more. Birdshot is all I have at the time, but I'd rather be using my high point 9mm carbine instead. I have rid of that knife since the picture was taken. It was total crap.
#155 to #154 - bazda
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Well in that case, good on you. Carry on...
User avatar #166 to #135 - largilloquent
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just thinking outloud here but, less knives ( 2 should suffice) and i would think investing in a silenced weapon would be great, cause imagine this, 5 zombies rush you, 1 - 3 shots could easily down them all, but what if 100 zombies are in the 1 km vicinity? now they know where to look D:
also as much as i hate to say it, deoderant and shampoo would likely be a bad thing, if they track based off smell, smelling like flowers in a city would be a "dead" giveaway

sorry for the lame pun
User avatar #167 to #166 - drewbridge
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I thought about the silencer, but it's a massive pain in the ass to get one for anything that's not an Ar-15.

Excellent point on the shampoo. I never really thought of that. Then again, if I smell like **** enough they may smell me.

Either way, I had better practice running...
User avatar #169 to #167 - largilloquent
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although its a waste of food, and not effective on somthing as loud as a shotgun, you can silence a pistol shot with a potato :D
User avatar #177 to #169 - drewbridge
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My friend said the exact same thing and I called him dumb.

Well, I guess if it's what the kids are into these days.......potatoes it is.
#129 - ohhitheree
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Flashlight wouldn't do **** to a zombie. They'd just keep on going.